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SPHINCTERPUSS

@stanzman.bsky.social
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Some will fall to the bottle Some will fall to the spike Some will fall to the devil But only one will fall out of spite

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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 2h
Cindy Hyde Smith must be terrified she is running just add after ad after ad here in Mississippi where she's running against the black guy and when I say add after I add after that I mean all day everyday now
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23h
Crusty gnome has filed for divorce
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh just wait until you don't have the FBI to torment with your power mad shenanigans if anything stories like this or just going to make it so much worse for you too when you're out of office
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Two senior FBI agents ousted over investigation into alleged harassing calls to wife of Trump adviser Stephen Miller | CNN Politics
Two veteran FBI agents overseeing counterterrorism operations in the nation’s capital have been removed from their jobs and reassigned over the handling of an investigation involving Katie Miller, the...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friend makes these..
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@lsufootball-mirror.bsky.social actually rooting for the Tigers today cuz I hate Florida just a little bit more than I hate you guys "go Southern Miss golden eagles!!!!".. one of the least obnoxious fan bases in all of college football
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gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social @gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🧵 There's a reason why the DA in Mississippi *did not* invite the digital specialist firm Garrett Discovery to testify to the grand jury in the Nolan Wells case. What's coming out now is extremely damning and telling. #BlueSky #StayWoke
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JTMLX @jtmlx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late night hosts cringed watching Trump flinch as the aircraft roared overhead in a display of military pageantry for the occasion. “Oh, my god, that is so embarrassing! Why did you wince like that? You are the one who ordered the flyover! It’s like when a baby farts so loud that it scares itself.”
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Supreme Court didn't like Trump's reaction to the vote-in mailing restrictions so they gave him part of the save Act they'll now be able potentially to purge massive numbers of people from voter rolls especially in red States
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hehehe
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Southern Wit (@southernwit)
Oh. My. Shat. 🤭🤣🤣🤣
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well look at that...if i were him I would be reevaluating my image
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Ed Sheeran shows at Gillette Stadium are canceled due to weather
The shows at the New England Patriots’ stadium in Massachusetts were canceled because of bad weather, according to Sheeran’s touring group.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol..just chillin
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K.R. Byers (@krbyers)
This deer just chilling at the entrance to a shop!😍 “Go around! I'm busy!”🦌
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much you want to bet the family won't say a damn thing about how Trump got this guy killed for being an magat.. he never mentions this guy or the other fatality
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James Copenhaver, man shot at Trump Butler rally, dies of complications from injuries: report
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I sure wish more people thought like I did that there is no more law and we should just take to the streets to do whatever we want if the police pick us up we just stand in front of the judge and say judges are irrelevant now
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder if even one Republican running for office will realize the value of completely disowning Donald Trump and his policies far outweighs the money that could be cut off by Trump.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know I figured,karma would come for Jackson Dart I didn't figure it would come so quickly... the curse is alive and well
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Little late to the party you f****** sycophant they really think they can run away from Trump this close to the election my God these stupid mother f****** how do they ever get elected
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Byron Donalds scrubs most Trump references from new campaign site for Florida governor’s race
Donalds’ campaign said the new site is designed to focus on policy issues. The move comes as Trump faces low approval ratings and a challenging political environment.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When Trump stepped up to the podium and started talking I literally could not change the channel fast enough thank God it'll all be summed up in easy to understand English so we can all see what a giant f****** idiot is without having to listen to him
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a saints fan ill take the W but that video shows the QB failing to cross the goal line.. only explanation I have is the refs felt so bad about not calling the horrific face mask that almost took the quarterbacks f****** head off that they just gave him the touchdown
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nailed it 👇🏽 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HA!! Loser State University lost...
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking horrible
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Elderly man allegedly beaten to death in Virginia Walmart by parents of employee
Bert Atienza and teen worker reportedly exchanged words before parents showed up and allegedly attacked shopper
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mixed news today they discovered a new species of cat and it is absolutely gorgeous on the other side Russian hybrid attacks are increasing in Europe As Trump threatens to reduce troops by 25,000 across Europe
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We have a winner
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer (@themouthyrenegadewriter)
Oh damn. Talk about two ends of the spectrum.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This f****** argument that this sanctions Bill gives Trump too much power of tariffs he's already done tariffs against what the Supreme Court said nothing's going to stop him from doing the f****** tariffs! pass the sanctions bill
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Colbert on Jimmy Kimmel tonight I think and then the season premiere of South "Park" America tomorrow night watch both of those so you don't end up naked and jacking it in San Diego
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If that pilot had not been an obviously devout white Christian nationalist he never would have been allowed to go on the news but they wanted him to do this "please God and pray that you help me get through this" on 60 Minutes so haggsbreath approved it... so f****** predictable
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2026
🚨 JUST IN: Iran-backed Houthis just SEIZED U.S.-made M-ATVs and MRAP armored vehicles after overrunning Mokha port on Yemen’s Red Sea coast
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yay Colbert gonna be on Kimmel next week the 15th .the night before the south park season premiere
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jimmy Kimmel's move will bring more attention to an interview that would be a small one on the show now people can watch the full interview on YouTube.. much longer
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my God Fetterman appeared in a surprise video at the GOP midterm event convention.. the people of Pennsylvania should do something like recall his ass or beat him up
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another day in Sec. of Transportation Sean Duffy’s & Donald Trump’s America 🇺🇸 nypost.com/2026/09/06/u...
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Amazon Boeing 767 jet crashes at Miami airport, terrifying video shows
Terrifying footage appeared to show an Amazon jumbo jet crashed on a road outside of Miami International Airport.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh great the Nazis are going to win a regional election in Germany.. the highest level the afd has ever achieved.. hey "not the Nazi" part of Germany.. do you remember the last time the Nazis took power? the Allies made you clean up the dead bodies.. you really want to do that again?
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THIS IS THE PARASITE CAUSING CASES OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN AMERICA ?
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Morning Kitten #Caturday
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/09/2026
“Unruly”? Here’s what really happened. FAFO: Mile High Edition. This man hurled the N-word at a Black flight attendant, screamed anti-gay slurs, assaulted the passenger next to him, smashed his computer, shoved a woman who tried to help, and BIT one of the men who stepped in.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think it's interesting that they put out that awesome jobs number and yet the stock market finished down...things that make ya go hmmmm..
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In case anybody is wondering why they haven't spent any money out of the war chest that the Maga PAC has put together it's because he wants it for himself.. like into his personal account
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wondering what Maria borderomo has seen that has made her stop being willing to tow the company line only reason they would fire her all of a sudden is if she was about to say some s*** on air.. she's not stupid she's seen some numbers something was too much for her
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CHRISTOPH WALTZ reciting the lyrics of the Sesame Street theme tune is pure gold.
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Angu Walters 🖌 African Paintings @artcameroon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Will you look at that. Dolly Parton performed with the African choral group, Ladysmith Black Mambazo. Marvel at African music and culture. (and paintings) youtu.be/gYq4gA7r49I?...
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Dolly Parton - Peace Train fea. Ladysmith Black Mambazo (1996)
YouTube video by Col. Lonnie Fain
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely. Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Statistically 500 of the sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln or alcoholics and or addicts they just made port in Thailand. Wonder if any of them will go AWOL hope there's some reporters over there paying attention probably some videos coming out soon
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I guess we're going to find out how much America wants to be a democracy because people are really going to have to work hard to get to the polls and make their votes count
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In positive news.. no Tony Romo this year..or at least for part of it..nit a fan..hes knowledgeable but annoying
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So they launched another massive attack on a country that's been beaten into submission 15 f****** times Scott Jennings going to be so mad if he thinks we won already because here we are winning again
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This happens to black and brown people all the time and no officer ever gets charged but this white kid gets shot and they're going to charge the guy and do it right away not that we needed any proof of the racism in this country
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Police officer charged in fatal shooting of student who went to the wrong house
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ginger cat appreciation day
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Deliberately let this happen so that it can be privatized like all the other national parks they are trying to destroy
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Mika Anderson (@mikaanderson)
The TRUTH about the Grand Canyon flood
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 30/08/2026
The television stations are ready. I’m ready. The only person we haven’t heard from is the woman who believes she should be handed a six-year Senate term. Track how long it’s been since we first asked Darline to debate at DebateMeDarline.com.
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SPHINCTERPUSS @stanzman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hehehe
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer (@themouthyrenegadewriter)
Looks like the Iranian LEGO people have something to say about (Hopefully) Fatal Attraction, Natalie Harp. They're always spot-on with these videos. I hope they piss off Pedolf Shitler.
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