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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 54m
When I worked at the food bank, I used to get in trouble for saying things like "I don't think we should be patting ourselves on the back for giving poor people garbage." when we were giving people moldy produce and Hostess snacks.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 58m
Hasan Piker's assistant follows me on IG and Twitter so I feel like this is the only safe space for me to say things like "I think Hasan Piker is grooming teenagers to have OK politics but also be bad at eye contact."
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 9h
Marilyn Manson used to chase women around his house like Scooby Do
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 9h
The last time I was in New Orleans I watched a drink woman feed a hotdog to a police horse.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 9h
Just saw the milf hunter jacking off behind a Rally's like a dog trying to hop over a fence. Depressing.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine giving Helen Keller a Wintermint Zyn. It'd be like one of those videos of a dryer with a brick in it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuel joins the innards of a nascar through its beautiful Cloaca
a photograph of the fuel filling point of a nascar race car. his beautiful cloaca
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had a dream that I was a human sacrifice at a savannah bananas game and Barry Bonds carved me open with hedge clippers at home base while a guy that looked like riff raff did a backflip over us
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meeting strangers at the airport bar at 9:30am
Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Claude make me a GTA iv clone where I run my mom's boyfriend over with sonic the hedgehog
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah my username on Twitter is howlingmutant
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw a Tesla RoboTaxi heading into one of the wilder neighborhoods in south St. Louis last night. Looked like shit. I bet all the Bosnian uncs loved it.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're free now, Mia Goth.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been thinking about it, and I think it's time we started treating those who identify as trans as real people.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have strayed from God lights (collectively coercing a co-worker to do the One Chip Challenge on break during a heat wave)
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The ramifications of AI and blue collar hazing is something I've never considered before.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is what we deal with😩
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The vet says I can't have any chocolate for a while
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I installed Tik Tok just to have another growth source for my photo work and it is definitely a platform I will be spending as little as possible on.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if the cumtown character Cesar Jaun Carlos were really into Oliver Tree because it reminded him of landscaping.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was at the no mask lesbian bar and I let everyone fuck my ass
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got fired from my job for shouting when in actuality I just spoke loud for everyone to hear when I called out our CEO for screwing my team again. They said I was shouting because I'm fat.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can we get beebee8 to do a can crush
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The CIA once hired me to teach them new ways to jack off. For my compensation they let me use the heart attack gun on a cow.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking for a lover girl to ruin my credit and to beat me to death and wrap my corpse in a betDSI flag.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting a tattoo of a big dick (implied by scale) on my little baby dick
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Future Lunch Enjoyer @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 23/09/2026
this edit of this episode took forever so I hope you will enjoy. 7am Central time, episode 200 of @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com starring myself and @ishotguydebord.bsky.social. We're talking THE FATMAN and we bring back Shock.jpg for one night only and retire Crypto Scam O' the Week
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TinCan’s spooky ghost @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Middle Finger & Beer Bath
Alt: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Middle Finger & Beer Bath. with two full cans of shit ass cheap beer, he flips the bird & says “yeah fuck you” then crushes the beers together over his head and chugs the foamy remains
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Founding Fathers if they were alive today
A t-shirt with boxes labeled "Republican" and "Democrat" and a third, checked box reading "GAY GUY"
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Miss u Steve john
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On my prison pussy arc
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard that chimp beat up that MMA fighter pretty good I think it would be cool to have a chimp whip me into traffic like a used condom
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They said you chopped n unc
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to fall in love with an older woman who steals my skin
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum explaining he saw the baby looking at him to his bleary parent
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Islamic state of St Louis and Missouri
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They're putting bonzi buddy on hrt and turning him into bonzi bussy
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uploading the first fully aware AI to my Pikachu pedometer and tapping it to a Space X rocket.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Take Ed shanahans feet from him and dump him near a camp in Gaza
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Saudi Arabia they still have new Sega consoles they're like on Dreamcast 4 and it launched with a sequel to Seaman.
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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com · 16/09/2026
HAVE YOU KNOW : We have officially uploaded 100 episodes of our post-show hangout "THANKS I HATE IT" which includes the very long but very cool Breathmint segment, which is where we talk about cool games/movies/shows/books/etc? You can get your fill now : www.patreon.com/48minutesofd...
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THANKS, I HATE IT Volume 100 : Do The Violin on the Bookussy | 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet
Welcome to "THANKS I HATE IT" a weekly show, home of The Breathmint and of the post-episode hangout, a format-free chat session and it's ONL
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did not pull out of ed sheran I busted in him raw and he told me he felt like a warm jelly donut cum dunpster
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
One of the few pleasures of the Trump era is watching people invent new kinds of bad day to have in real time.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Renaming Canadian Bacon to trump circles
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