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“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.” @ionawonderbox’s love bulb. Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.

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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Popped down to the local micro brew with my neighbour Chis. Had a few pints. Chatted for 3 hours. ‘Box just messaged me. Said we’d been out for a couple of jars. ‘Box: How is he? Me: I’ve no idea as I didn’t ask him. ‘Box: Men!!! 🤷
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just finished a call with ‘Box who’s currently stuck for the weekend in a godforsaken hotel in Atlanta. After which I took a 2am pic of the full moon over here in Hampshire. Miss her. Xx
2am photo of the full moon in Hampshire, shining bright next to the Schumac tree in my garden. 
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooo! ‘Box has bought some concert tix.
Tickets to see Duran Duran.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my god. ‘Box just sent me this clip. Utterly savage, yet spot on and brilliant. Am cc’ing @chadbourn.bsky.social as I think he’ll appeciate this bit of satire (but not for repost or likes or any of that nonsense - I prefer not to have any attention whatsoever).
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Gerri McGerriface @messmonstergigi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😂😂
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Has anyone heard from Bwian recently? Such a raconteur, gentleman and generally good guy that me and ‘Box had the good fortune to meet in person. Hope he’s doing well.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve been trawling through my photo reel to find pics of me and ‘Box. Anyway, found this. Oh my, she has such big eyes. 100% witch.😍
‘Box with big eyes.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sigh. During our overlapping timezone it’s rare me and ‘Box go more than a few hours without talking. My WhatsApp has over half a million messages between us since 2010. And now I have to provide examples to prove we’re in an ongoing relationship when we’re apart for her visa. Where to start?
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Theres thing going round Bluesky where you list the top things you were scared of as a child. This is what 5yr old me feared: 1. The people who lived in the TV escaping 2. Dinosaurs 3. The monsters under my bed and in my wardrobe 4. Flying saucers 5. My dad dying as he stepped on a rust nail
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s turning autumnal. The first leaves are falling. Looking forward to the first fire of the season with ‘Box. Just another month to go until she’s back. Folk around here have missed her. ❤️
Me and ‘Box just chilling by the stove.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have Apple ‘screwed the pooch’ with this rewind feature on their watch? (The watch listens to your conversation and can transcript the last 15 seconds into text). If you fancy a chat with me at the bar and you’re wearing an Apple Watch I’ll hold you in the same contempt as a Meta glasses wearer.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Knuckle tats. F U C K - S A K E
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such a beautiful Saturday afternoon here, so I walked down to the local micro-brew where I met up with David, Sean and James. Great chat and not once did anyone mention mental health, the people we work with, food nutrition, personal business or physical ailments. This was #MensConversation …
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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
The people who use AI to create posters are the same people who used Comic Sans un-ironically.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type in your name? 
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Hugh Neutron: We All Make Mistakes Jimbo
ALT: Hugh Neutron: We All Make Mistakes Jimbo
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
22°C in my house and I’m actually cold. It’s normally 14-18°C when during winter. Shows how much I’ve acclimated to warmer temps over summer.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We’re in the process of changing ‘Box UK work visa to a Partner Visa. As such we need to pull together a document showing we’re in a genuine relationship which includes pictures of us together over the years. Found this one. Aw, happy days…
Me n ‘Box
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s pouring down and it’s forecast to continue all day and most of the night. Feels odd to be suddenly stuck indoors after months outside. At least it’s a more normal temperature now. Not quite sure what to do with myself. *doom scrolls*
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I see ‘Box has changed her profile pic in honour of…
National big boobs day «
28th august for all the big boobed girls
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social Hi Mark, might be one to watch here :- H5 Avian Flu now found in dolphins and seals in Australia. This is a nasty one that's jumped from birds to mammals and is spreading fast. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Dolphin dies from H5 bird flu in SA as researchers withdrawn from sub-Antarctic island over ‘psychosocial risk’
Expeditioners at research station on Macquarie Island will be evacuated over possible ‘psychological stress’, while 100 dead little penguins found on Tasmanian island
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton has died 😔😔😔 One less good thing in the world. RIP
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know how we had that gov alert on our phones last Friday? Well ‘Box got received one whilst she out to dinner with one of her kids yesterday. Only this hers seemed a tad more urgent. 🚨
Emergency Alert
National Weather Service: TORNADO WARNING in this area until 7:30 PM CDT.
Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@lafeeverte.bsky.social Just saw it’s your birthday 🎈🎁 🎊 !!! Many happy returns :))) I know you’ve had a bit of a summer from hell with the move and all the follow on work. Hope it’s all behind you now. ‘Box is back in October if you fancy a meet up now you and Marv are sorted.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
‘Box was stopped by the TSA in Minnesota as her shoes triggered the scanner. So she was pulled to one side to be felt up. Like, how much explosive could you fit in a UK size 3? In better news she decided against the egg and lettuce salad on offer in the airport vending machine.
‘Box most dangerous terrorist tiny shoe.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
‘Box has landed in Minnesota. Awaiting her connecting flight. Feeling the distance.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@gravebook.bsky.social I saw you liked a post. And as I’ve not said “hello” to you in forever I feel it’s time to say “alright mate”! Hoping life is good for you and you’re thriving. x
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anyway, in brighter news, my mate sent me a video he took of a hummingbird hawk moth on his driveway. I’ve never seen one of these.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Of course, it f the eggs don’t get you, the lettuce 🥬 will.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I deposited ‘Box at Heathrow this morning. What a fun drive that was - what with burst water mains at T3 and a crash at the entrance to the Heathrow tunnel. Took nearly an hour to move 1 mile. Which was the universe conspiring to keep her here. However, she made it 😔 Hope she avoids the eggs…
Headline for the US:

Life-threatening recall of more than 38 million eggs upgraded to FDA's highest risk level...

'reasonable probability of death'

(It actually sounds quite ‘unreasonable’ to me)
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Quote Post this: use the last three digits of your phone number to see what you need to be happy. LOVE, SEX, FOOD !!! Sounds about right.
Use the last three digits of your phone number to see what you need to be happy:
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Money
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Shopping
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Love
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Alcohol
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Food
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Travel
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Sleep
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Sex
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Friends
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Music
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Showed ‘Box this video of how the eclipse works. In the interests of science, like. Now I’m persona non grata 🤷‍♂️
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today, after our county well and ‘cow-gate’ we went to the local the local to calm ‘Box nerves. The bloke next to us turned around and apologises for his language. Said he was a long distance haulage driver, as that was some sort of mitigation. It took all my will not to ask him how many.. (1/2)
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just chilin’ on the deck with ‘Box. The wind is blowing and the lights are on. Trying not to think this is our last Sunday together for a couple of months. Putting off Monday (and Tuesday and Wednesday…) Long distance is tough, mind blowingly expensive, and more than a little bit heartbreaking 💔
Sat on the decking sofa, the trees making that noise they make when the wind blows through them.

Remembering the good times over the last 7 weeks. 

And they were the best. The very best.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fuuuuuck.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Aww. Bloody lovely story. :)
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In an effort to make it up to ‘Box for scaring the bejesus out of her I’ve done a BBQ. Pork steaks in BBQ marinade, vegetable skewers with habanero and balsamic glaze, hash browns, corn 🌽 in husks, coleslaw etc. Maybe not the greatest, but might earn some points back.
BBQ as described.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
These are the “murder moos”. (Can’t re-post from ‘Box as he has that feature disabled) Anyway, you can see how lovely and peaceful they are.
Brown cows in a very dry field.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyway, I thought it’d be funny 🤣. Apparently not. ‘Box was genuinely so shook up she spent the next 10 mins trying not to throw up from sheer terror-shock. Suffice to say I have some making up to do! 2/2
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got myself in trouble earlier: Went on a lovely, but very warm, country walk with ‘Box. Came to a field of brown cows 🐮 with a couple of bulls 🐂 in it. ‘Box was very nervous 😬 and worried about them. After we’d passed them I turned around, gasped, and shouted, “They’re running at us!!!” 1/2
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever have one of those weekends where you never want it to end? Friday: local microbrewery with friends, noisy, drinks, Korean food. Saturday: up early. Collected friends at Salisbury on the way to Portsmouth. Restaurant lunch. 2 hours with a doctor of medieval history visiting the Mary Rose. 1/2
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Elbows Out.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
‘Box has, today, experienced her first ever quintessentially English summer fete. Situated in a field full of dried cow pats, between the brook and the village church. Hook a duck, splat the rat, welly wanging, bric-a-brac, home made cakes and first class beer tent. Live music by ‘Elbows Out’.
Looking across a cow pat festooned field at the various stalls of our local village fete.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So much for my romantic “let’s sit in front of the outdoor fire”. ‘Box fast asleep on the decking sofa. 🙄
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ooo! The rest of the solar lights have turned on!
Garden with solar lights.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Status: spent hours doing landscaping in the sun - weed digging, slab laying, barking the top soil, and shifting ornamental stones. Then had a few beers with friends. BBQ’d. Now I’ve set up the chiminea for me and ‘Box. Wood smoke and wine and a shoulder throw for ‘Box. Sweaty but happy day. Xx
Chiminea ready for me and ‘Box to hold hands and star gaze. 😍

She’ll be gone soon. 

So making hay…
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@mindlesmandles.bsky.social You selling up Bab?
A shark hanging from a ceiling in what I think is the bathroom.
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s been a really beautiful day here. Not overly hot but lots of sun and a breeze. But you know what, I’m done with ‘good weather’. (1/3)
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Jimbobbers ✌︎㋡ @jimbobbers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
😔 RIP you legend. ❤️
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Kevin Keegan's 'I Would Love It' Rant
Alt: Kevin Keegan's 'I Would Love It' Rant
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