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ted whalen @introvert.net · 29/09/2026
Pedantically speaking, I’m not convinced a 3d-printed figure made of polymer can properly be called a “statue”
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 24/09/2026
Depressing and a little surprising ina county where there’s a whole tv channel that seems to be nothing but a guy making a spoon the old-fashioned way
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Stuart @iversen83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I finally managed to get my thoughts together and have a ramble about Nonoka Seto. #ChocoPro ramblingsaboutwrestling.com/2026/09/24/s...
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Nonoka Seto
Titles won in janken still count. Credit: Screenshot Nonoka Seto had 83 wrestling matches. Between her first match and her last, there was just under two years, and it was spent entirely in the wor…
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 24/09/2026
That does sound special and memorable! Did you eat it raw or perhaps quickly sautéed?
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 21/09/2026
A variation of the “nobody should do anything because all actions make something worse” position
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 21/09/2026
Next week, the plan is to get stepped on by my first kaiju
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 21/09/2026
On this trip to Japan, I got jostled by my first earthquake and now I’m getting moistened by my first typhoon
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 12/09/2026
Ramble Nyan
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think a lot of things go wrong when we mistake programming metaphors for how the computer works. You might have object-oriented programming but it is only one computer; it's just a way of keeping track of how the program works. Similarly, we'd think about AI differently if rather than "agents"...
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 11/09/2026
nah, I've read Funes the Memorious, I'm good
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 11/09/2026
I'm hoping there's still a big Arisu singles match yet to drop
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we are counting this Kansas football hype video about the heroism of anti-slavery violence as a Woke 2 indicator
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 10/09/2026
I'm on board in principle, but before I commit, I'd like to know more of the details. Is AI going to do it slowly or painfully, or will it be more of an instantaneous thing?
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Patron Saints Podcast @patronsaintspod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this bit moved me so much that i had to take time to turn it into a video clip
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m surprised there’s not more fuss about the room in the new Lucas Museum that displays the skulls of all the actors who have died since appearing in a Star War, with empty niches for those still alive. It’s really creepy.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 09/09/2026
It seems fine to me but I haven’t tried anything fancy. Mostly I’ve had a Roku plugged into it (through a cheap splitter to get around HDCP)
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 08/09/2026
I bought a cheap “Guermok” 4K USB 3.0 thing off Amazon and it seems to work fine on my Mac
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We used to go nuts for glue, we would stick one piece of paper to another piece of paper. Ahhh man, that was the shit
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 08/09/2026
You found the jean jacket I lost in seventh grade!
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 07/09/2026
on this chart we can see Gen X fail to launch
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 07/09/2026
anyway, I ran the numbers
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 07/09/2026
saw some short form video (i know, i know) of an annoying gen x person reacting (i know) to a differently annoying person from a younger cohort blaming gen x for "the world they left" us and the gen x guy was denying that they were ever in charge
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 07/09/2026
no, they said the scene with the twist was like halfway through the movie
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Joseph Miscimarra 🇺🇸 @jmisci.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll say it again: Every time Illinois state representatives choose not to expand multifamily housing rights, they admit they’re okay with Texas snatching our electoral votes. Local housing micromanagement is ensuring Republican dominance for years to come. Time for the state to crack down.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 05/09/2026
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 05/09/2026
For I know that nothing good dwells within me, that is, in my flesh. I can will what is right, but I cannot do it.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 04/09/2026
are you depressed, or has it just been too long since you listened to the classic mixtape _We Got It For Cheap Vol. 3_?
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 04/09/2026
you gotta stop saying “grody!” and “as if!”
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 04/09/2026
I may be biased as a midwestern city dweller, but I feel like we gotta start treating depopulated and disaster-prone areas as (inverse?) frontiers
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 04/09/2026
without coal jobs, this place probably has no reason to exist. convert the whole thing into a national park and cut all 19,000 of the residents a check so they can move somewhere else
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 02/09/2026
I went to Zero Blast-N-Peen on Hooker Circle and everyone knew you
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 02/09/2026
These are fabulous. clui.org/collections/...
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 31/08/2026
Malört is a staple of our history and our heritage — a rite of passage if you want to prove you’re tough enough to be a Chicagoan. When I look back on my time as Governor, I will think of the taste of Malört and all of you who joined in the joy of it.
Governor Pritzker hands a constituent a shot of malort.Governor Pritzker participates in a world-record shot on stage.Governor Pritzker takes a pull of Malort from the bottle.Governor Pritzker serves shots of malort.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 31/08/2026
3d spatial sound for “that noise? no… that one? is that noise coming from inside the car?” gameplay
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Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 29/08/2026
hah, i assumed you were there too, but didn’t manage to spot you. great show, but i’m emotionally wiped out
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 29/08/2026
It’s like the most perfect, beautiful weather on a Friday night in Chicago and this poor guy is driving around red and mad at bicyclists. it makes me really sad for him.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 29/08/2026
Are motorists OK? One of them threw a water bottle at me while I was parking my Divvy. Didn’t get a chance to talk with him about whatever was going on with him emotionally, but it must’ve been serious.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 28/08/2026
the tragedy of the closing of the Berwyn Eagles Club has never felt so acute
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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Svengoolie Pro Wrestling (SPW), fun for bats and ghouls of all ages
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 28/08/2026
I would guess that lowering the surface street speed limit in most cities doesn't significantly increase travel times for motorists - if you're just driving from stoplight to stoplight, your top speed probably doesn't make much difference
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 27/08/2026
when you love cities so much that you become a Southern Agrarian
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 27/08/2026
Canada should take a page from Iran and close the St. Lawrence Seaway
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 27/08/2026
maybe mike royko would have noticed
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 27/08/2026
another factor might be that our demographic replacement discourse here is mostly based on wealth, ethnicity and race. i’m not sure who here is even culturally equipped to notice that a larger percentage of the white people are non-midwestern
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 27/08/2026
the per-capita numbers might explain most of “why aren’t we _hearing_ about people moving to Chicago?” - the in-migration simply isn’t as noticeable here, or creating as much demographic change, so fewer people are remarking on it.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 24/08/2026
nimbyism is only ever accidentally right: in those cases where the thing to be built shouldn't actually be built. the problem is the "...but does it have to be _here_?" nimbyism.
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ted whalen @introvert.net · 22/08/2026
this movie was so not for me (complimentary) that I was completely unable to evaluate whether it was good or bad
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