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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
A thread of Tumblr posts, which goes as follows:

yugiohz: Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
marlbororeds100s-deactivated202: He didn't say that
franzkavkas: [Photo of some excerpts from Kafka's diaries. January 20 is "The end of writing. When will it tak[...] up again?". January 29 is "fuck my stupid baka life"] yes he did
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
Who knew you can dig exquisite crystal butt plugs right out of the earth
A clear crystal thing with a faceted knob that is probably a door handle or something in a museum display. There is another black quartzy rock of some kind about which I have nothing facetious to say.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
Waiting in the queue for the Natural History Museum and some guy started yelling at us through the fence, saying we didn't evolve from apes and we'd go to hell if we thought otherwise.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
There's a tiny horse on channel five
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
Eughhhjjjj #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
I though Lorraine Chase did this? #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
See my dad would have got me to adjust the colour when this came on #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
Is this a cult #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
Unironically, I wish more production companies would take the varied, free-flowing and unformulaic approach to documentary making that Peartree Factual do in the new Alan Partridge series.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025
Well these are kind of gross. But vegan!
Stranger Things branded "Hellfire" mini Babybel. The wrapper features the maw of one of those Venus flytraps monsters in which is a D20 labelled S T
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025
Not as unsettling as the upside-down peas. But I don't like it.
A retail unit under refurbishment with an enormous decal over the whole window and door, featuring two cups of brown liquid being clinked together. The cups are tilted towards each other, but the surface of the liquid is also tilted, revealing that these are photos of level cups that have been rotated. The edges of the cups are not smoothly isolated, very apparent at this large scale. The light details on the cups reveal that one is simply a flipped copy of the other. There is an asbtracted line drawing of each cup superimposed on each cup. The background is a deep orange with a sketchy clip art illustration of the London skyline. Little pen 'clink' lines appear above where the cups almost meet.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025
Heheh despite everything I love how the school curriculum is pretty woke, how did this stuff survive the Tories?
A photocopied worksheet showing a map of the world. A printed question asks "where is the western part of the map? What countries do you think are included in 'the West's?" In biro, Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand have been highlighted, and the words "SOCIAL CONSTRUCT - THE WEST IS NOT GEOGRAPHICAL" added. A stretch exercise asks for a definition of Eurocentric.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025
I'm reading the last of Robin Hobb's Fitz and the Fool books and it's excellent and actually emotional - we've been with these characters for thousands of pages by this point - BUT it has suddenly become apparent that a really key piece of symbolism is going to revolve around... four candles.
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Christine Burns MBE 🏳️‍⚧️📚⧖ @christineburns.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025
Tell us it’s a really bad divisive, cruel unworkable policy without revealing it. Nothing says there’s a problem like being afraid to reveal Labour and the EHRC’s divisive, cruel unworkable wet dream trans apartheid policy because it is perceived to harm the […] [Original post on mastodon.green]
Bridget Phillipson 'delaying trans guidance to help deputy leader bid'

The equalities minister is accused of pushing back publication of a code on single-sex spaces until after the Labour election ends.

Those close to Bridget Phillipson, who is also education secretary, said her opponents were "weaponising gender issues" in a "cynical and divisive" way
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
My wife has put the hoover in the living room I think in the hope that someone will hoover, but three days later, nobody has hoovered, proving Chekov wrong
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
Was served a YouTube ad for some kind of small plug-in room heater – i.e. the heater is kind of built right onto the plug, like a wifi booster – that will apparently be in every home in the UK by next year and thought, hm, that seems unlikely, and a ten second research revealed that yes, they’re […]
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
You know who would absolutely love to be buried in a pyramid with loads of gold and stuff? Go on, Egypt, while you've got him there, no need to wait till he's dead
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
It is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of Hollyoaks
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
An acidy Vital patch doing most of thr work here #looptober
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
Best chicken shop name I've seen for a while.
A chicken shop called What A Chicken. It is in the ground floor of a Victorian terrace.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
When there are USBs on the bus, you should be able to download an app on your phone and help the driver drive. Come on Sadiq
A USB socket in the back of a bus seat with a cable plugged into it
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
Changed the sheets yesterday but last night I forgot to consciously appreciate the fresh bed linen! Oh well there's always next year
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
just some arps #looptober
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
Beginning to think I will never be the shogun's decapitator
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
Went to check on kid and his friends who are over: they have arranged all his plush seals in a circle so they can have "a cult meeting"
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
Saw a little guy
A black bug of some kind on a red leaf with four rows of greenish smudgy spots on its carapace. It is about the size and shape of a squashed malteser.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
If you try and push through the receipt scanning barriers on the way out of Sainsbury's they flap like pinball flippers while beeping and flashing for ages, it's very funny, don't ask me how I know this
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
Why call it a stock market crash when PriceWaterhouseBloopers is right there?
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
It doesn't seem to make a lot of economic sense that if you can be bothered to fuck about with Virgin's byzantine and I suspect purposefully shonky website and online chat (like, it was just impossible to log in yesterday), some bloke in another time zone will give you a £70 a month discount on […]
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Someone just donated the most unhinged 80s pattern book i’ve ever seen to my store
Cat knits, by melinda coss, showcasing a giant sweater with an intarsia cat on the backBananas sweater featuring rumpleteazer from catsAnother intarsia sweater including a physical watch attached Slinky siamese cat dress
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Today’s thrift store find: a 1935 comic that some googling suggests is possibly donald duck’s first starring role in a standalone book
Walt disney’s donald duck!!From whitman publishing, 1935. Signed by jeff mason of USA Look at him on his little boat
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
This is making me nostalgic for the Turtles four player beat em up, a machine of which was in Wiz's Arcade at the Metro Centre. #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Another inappropriate use of a Flying V you're not Blackie Lawless. Not to mention the headdress. #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Wait who's Ratatouilleing him #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
"we have Lenny kravitz at home" #totp
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-… Ben. Ben. @TheBreadmonkey
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National Lottery urges missing multi-millionaires to come forward
The National Lottery is calling for people to check their tickets as two jackpot wins are yet to be claimed
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025
Evri desperate for me to review how they did in basically being subcontracted by another company to move stuff from said company's warehouse to one of said company's shops, for me to pick up later. Ideally I wouldn't even know how this internal delivery happened? Let me imagine a countrywide […]
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025
FOx
A fox sitting on a shed roof. Its tail is hanging off the edge. It is looking at something out of frame.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025
I think I'm ready to self-diagnose as autistic, not that it makes much material difference to anything. I've got the bad-with-social-cues, the occasional pathological honesty, social anxiety, "attention to detail". Sleeves either rolled to elbows or over hands. Restricted diet as a kid. Mental […]
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2025
Apropos of nothing, years ago a 5yo friend of my kid came over at a party and said, apropos of nothing: "I've seen my mummy naked." Me: "uh ok." Kid (sotto voce, pointing at her mum on the other side of the room): "Very hairy."
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2025
Shout out to the extremely loud power trio blasting out an instrumental version of Welcome to the Jungle outside London Bridge station this evening, in the face of extreme indifference from the patrons of Comptoir Libanais.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2025
TIL the main academic framework of the history of marketing is massively flawed and based on essentially an unreferenced memoir of some bloke, and everyone knows this but they just stick it in all their textbooks anyway and have done since 1960.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025
I love how you can get loads of different things going on in a single Vital patch (obviously if - unlike me - you know what you're doing you can get much more elaborate and musical things happening). #looptober
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025
girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
Simple repeated guitar riff doubling up with a vintage sounding synth (Kepler plugin). #looptober
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
There is an extremely chill looking guy in Mastermind. He's a video editor and his specialist subject is Mickey Mouse 1928-35.
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
Accidentally opened Edge and Windows has frozen in shock
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Alison Wilder @alisynthesis.io.waxandleather.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
This is the strummiest sound I have ever made with a synthesizer. Erica Synths Steampipe/Linnstrument Tempest DFAM Messenger #looptober #looptober2025
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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
Just a couple of repeated bars of piano, it is technically a loop #looptober
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