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internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025Who knew you can dig exquisite crystal butt plugs right out of the earth 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025Waiting in the queue for the Natural History Museum and some guy started yelling at us through the fence, saying we didn't evolve from apes and we'd go to hell if we thought otherwise. 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025There's a tiny horse on channel five 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025Eughhhjjjj #totp 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025I though Lorraine Chase did this? #totp 010 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025See my dad would have got me to adjust the colour when this came on #totp 020 2
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025Is this a cult #totp 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025@richmurkin.bsky.social klopp! 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025Unironically, I wish more production companies would take the varied, free-flowing and unformulaic approach to documentary making that Peartree Factual do in the new Alan Partridge series. 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025You can also get Stranger Things tie-in Quavers at the moment, though as far as I can tell they are just normal Quavers. They don't even make your eyes bleed. (Well, they probably would if you scrunch them into your face with the heels of your hands, but then any crisps will do that.) 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025The main problem is they're a bit soft whereas you expect a firm bite from a traditional Babybel. Might work better spread into a cracker. Not sure what wine to pair it with, though. 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025Well these are kind of gross. But vegan! 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025This in the bottom of Colliers Wood's infamous Tower, which was a comically menacing jet black monolith with broken windows, then became flats where after a couple of years some of the windows just spontaneously exploded. In theory it could be nice square at the base, in practice the […]mastodon.artOriginal post on mastodon.art 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025These window decals have been there a while. What used to be in this unit was... a different set of cafe/London related decals using different bad clip art. I can only hope that this unit is now just a rotating gallery of shitty clip art, and no actual business ever opens there. 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025At least it's good honest shonky photoshop rather than shonky AI, I guess. 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025Not as unsettling as the upside-down peas. But I don't like it. 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025More dangerous radicalisation, I will be calling Prevent. 010 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025Heheh despite everything I love how the school curriculum is pretty woke, how did this stuff survive the Tories? 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025Now I’m needlessly cross all over again at the fact that the four candles sketch was voted best of all time by Radio Times readers or whatever when it’s just a bunch of homophones, it’s not that good of a sketch. The Mastermind one is way better. Also, one time my uncle, a BT engineer, was doing […]mastodon.artOriginal post on mastodon.art 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025I'm reading the last of Robin Hobb's Fitz and the Fool books and it's excellent and actually emotional - we've been with these characters for thousands of pages by this point - BUT it has suddenly become apparent that a really key piece of symbolism is going to revolve around... four candles. 100 1
Reposted by @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gyChristine Burns MBE 🏳️⚧️📚⧖ @christineburns.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025Tell us it’s a really bad divisive, cruel unworkable policy without revealing it. Nothing says there’s a problem like being afraid to reveal Labour and the EHRC’s divisive, cruel unworkable wet dream trans apartheid policy because it is perceived to harm the […] [Original post on mastodon.green] 209 9
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025My wife has put the hoover in the living room I think in the hope that someone will hoover, but three days later, nobody has hoovered, proving Chekov wrong 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025Was served a YouTube ad for some kind of small plug-in room heater – i.e. the heater is kind of built right onto the plug, like a wifi booster – that will apparently be in every home in the UK by next year and thought, hm, that seems unlikely, and a ten second research revealed that yes, they’re […]mastodon.artOriginal post on mastodon.art 103 3
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025You know who would absolutely love to be buried in a pyramid with loads of gold and stuff? Go on, Egypt, while you've got him there, no need to wait till he's dead 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025It is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of Hollyoaks 011 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025An acidy Vital patch doing most of thr work here #looptobermastodon.art[Audio] Original post on mastodon.art 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025Best chicken shop name I've seen for a while. 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025You are driving a bus. The road leads north. To the east is a Tesco Metro. To the right is a branch of Oliver Bonas. What do you want to do next? > 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025When there are USBs on the bus, you should be able to download an app on your phone and help the driver drive. Come on Sadiq 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025Changed the sheets yesterday but last night I forgot to consciously appreciate the fresh bed linen! Oh well there's always next year 001 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025just some arps #looptobermastodon.art[Audio] Original post on mastodon.art 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Beginning to think I will never be the shogun's decapitator 100 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Went to check on kid and his friends who are over: they have arranged all his plush seals in a circle so they can have "a cult meeting" 120 2
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Saw a little guy 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025If you try and push through the receipt scanning barriers on the way out of Sainsbury's they flap like pinball flippers while beeping and flashing for ages, it's very funny, don't ask me how I know this 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Why call it a stock market crash when PriceWaterhouseBloopers is right there? 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Also while still technically paying for a landline that we don't have, and which they're probably still going to send out an adaptor for soon when the copper system is disconnected, because it's cheaper to have phone in the bundle for some reason. 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025It doesn't seem to make a lot of economic sense that if you can be bothered to fuck about with Virgin's byzantine and I suspect purposefully shonky website and online chat (like, it was just impossible to log in yesterday), some bloke in another time zone will give you a £70 a month discount on […]mastodon.artOriginal post on mastodon.art 100 1
Reposted by @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gyhighly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025Someone just donated the most unhinged 80s pattern book i’ve ever seen to my store 4949 49
Reposted by @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gyhighly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025Today’s thrift store find: a 1935 comic that some googling suggests is possibly donald duck’s first starring role in a standalone book 225 5
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025This is making me nostalgic for the Turtles four player beat em up, a machine of which was in Wiz's Arcade at the Metro Centre. #totp 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025Another inappropriate use of a Flying V you're not Blackie Lawless. Not to mention the headdress. #totp 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025Wait who's Ratatouilleing him #totp 010 1
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025"we have Lenny kravitz at home" #totp 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-… Ben. Ben. @TheBreadmonkeyindependent.co.ukNational Lottery urges missing multi-millionaires to come forwardThe National Lottery is calling for people to check their tickets as two jackpot wins are yet to be claimed 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025Evri desperate for me to review how they did in basically being subcontracted by another company to move stuff from said company's warehouse to one of said company's shops, for me to pick up later. Ideally I wouldn't even know how this internal delivery happened? Let me imagine a countrywide […]mastodon.artOriginal post on mastodon.art 000 0
internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy @internetsdairy.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025My parents wrote this off as copying my brother, but I’m not sure it was that, I remember kind of zoning out while I was doing it, it was a soothing thing to do. I think I did this to about age 12, when I belatedly realise it might look a bit weird to outsiders. That’s… autistic stimming, right? 000 0
![A thread of Tumblr posts, which goes as follows:
yugiohz: Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
marlbororeds100s-deactivated202: He didn't say that
franzkavkas: [Photo of some excerpts from Kafka's diaries. January 20 is "The end of writing. When will it tak[...] up again?". January 29 is "fuck my stupid baka life"] yes he did](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6znuzickrsebytafvesqxybd/bafkreibh5omk2zv5ohoh7cwbigzrvh4bne4vxxksl2ry6vgurzlkraw5na)
