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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 13h
deeply tempted to sing north korean propaganda music during karaoke
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 19h
she freak on my micro til i arturia. wait no hold on. she. she freak on. wait just gimme a second
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 20h
two roads diverged in a yellow wood (earnestly singing a song at karaoke or doing it in a funny voice for the bit)
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 20h
yall mind if a white girl gets a lil vulnerable and sensitive with it
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is an alto safe space!! we love the divas that can hit the low notes!!
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
after you turn 23 you're just kinda in the soup until about 55-60 i think
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey siri how can i harness the energy from my manic episode like a scream canister from monsters inc
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coffee shop is playing all my cringe favorites from 2010-2012 i feel seen but also attacked
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i wish i could be a "never buy new clothes just go thrifting" girlie but i gotta say, when you are a size 18-20 and no thrift store in town has good enough professional clothing for you to wear to work sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the manic episode warning signs are happening but im ignoring them and walking to the fridge
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think my favorite part of the writing process is when i'm 1/3rd of the way in and i'm already sick of everything i've written so far and i end up deleting everything and walking to the fridge to sniff around for cheese
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
using ai to buy records is so counter to the very nature of experiencing music and collecting, both of which feed off curiosity. this is just zombie consumption.
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting back into improv and being “lol random” as praxis against the algorithm
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bitches love my joie de vivre
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hop up out the bed turn my swag on take a look in the mirror say You’ve Become Your Mother
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026
Israel engaged in the demolition of a city with families still inside the buildings. Real life horror.
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love libras i love capricorns i love pisces..es….geminis are on thin ice
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am thinking about the wii
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a shirt that says I FLEXED AND THE SLEEVES STAYED ON BECAUSE I AM VERY WEAK AND FRAIL
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*to the tune of the nationwide jingle* please excuse my dope ass swag
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whats wrong babe its almost october and you havent listened to that juicy j/potatoes and molasses mashup yet
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 28/09/2026
Claude making a scientific discovery
Black-and-white three-part comic. In the first scene, one simple cartoon figure holds out a small round handmade-looking object and says, “I MADE THIS.” Another figure replies, “YOU MADE THIS?” In the second scene, the second figure is shown alone holding the object. In the final scene, that figure holds it proudly and says, “I MADE THIS”
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the first time i did shrooms i felt like i cried so hard it turned me back into a baby and i had to re age myself to my current age before the sun rose and even though i havent done shrooms in years i feel like this still happens to me sometimes
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you can just be having the most normal and regular day and then dreams by the cranberries hits and you gotta sit down for a minute or two
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ants ants revolution
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
opening ableton for the first time in literally years and it is fucking weird how being depressed will make you go MULTIPLE years of your life without doing something you know you love to do
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In My One Bedroom Apartment It Is Eternally 2013
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need a good cry and a hug from a friend and a bowl of something warm and im not even grieving or anything im just having a normal day!!
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i can tell october is coming up because its the month where i really let my bisexuality take the wheel
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
women in STEM. Stupidity, Tomfoolery & Extra Mischief
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am going to be a thirty year old WOMAN in less than a month that is fucking WEIRD
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its stupid shit saturday. the saturday where i post stupid shit
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i want to be a beautiful man but like.....temporarily....like cinderella
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
crisp autumn air is great but it also makes me want to fall in love so badly id gnaw my own arm off
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
still consider myself a democratic socialist but i will absolutely go full tankie for constructivist graphic design. ooh baby
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Robin James @robinjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whether it's animals, disabled people, robots, whatever the case is, there's no objective criteria that's actually categorically capable of distinguishing btw "thinking" & "non-thinking" - we can't even define 'death' link.springer.com/article/10.1...
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The ‘redefinition of death’ debate: Western concepts and western bioethics - Science and Engineering Ethics
Biomedicine is a global enterprise constructed upon the belief in the universality of scientific truths. However, despite huge scientific advances over recent decades it has not been able to formulate...
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
avenge Bob’s Burgers
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this rules
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its 1:20 AM who up yearning
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*weird al voice* hes chewin breakfast i can tell
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every day i get down on my hands and knees and pray to god that people stop associating physical attractiveness with morality
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All you out there raised by the kind of parents who did you dirty for 18 years and then look you square in the face and say "No I didn't, that didn't happen" at Thanksgiving 10 years later are in for some CRAZY deja vu
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kay slater @kslater.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone hates AI. everyone loves the library
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a professor of mine literally just testified against meta so to say its "anti science" is the biggest load of shit ive ever heard
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dang I had no idea, I cant believe I have to continue not listening to ed sheeran
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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is there a word for the phenomenon where a number of popular youtubers from like 2011-2014 who all produced a variety of content now just make videos like "trying the WHOLE MENU at MCDONALDS?!"
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