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guess im here now (she/her)

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bread Tier List (A YouTube thumbnail with the text "Every Bread Ranked", the logos for a variety of restaurants stacked upon each other, and a man (Arin Hanson of Game Grumps) biting into a piece of bread

Ranking Our Crew's Most Nostalgic Childhood Snacks (A Youtube Thumbnail with the text "Smosh Crew Childhood Snacks Ranked", with a person on the left and a person on the right and a ranking system across the bottom starting with S and going to F)

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

no need to ask hes a

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

like im sorry but this looks so bad

a restaurant interior with rich red and brown wooden walls and furniture (tables and chairs)

a restaurant with wooden walls painted white and gray. the tables and chairs are wooden, but they are dark brown

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

him: you better not be an incineration plant designed by Friedensreich Hundertwasser when i get there my whimsical ass:

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Speech bubble text: "Waow", Thinking Bubble Text: "Based based based based based based based"

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

ended up going with breakfast for dinner please look at my eggs and potatoes

scrambled eggs and diced potatoes in a light gray bowl. a silver fork is laid over the diced potatoes

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

come my lady come come my lady

John cusack, a white male wearing a white t shirt, tan wool jacket and dark pants stands in front of a silver car and holds a boombox above his head

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

i made a new enemy today

one of those fuck ass delivery robots on the sidewalk in chicago

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

As Ernie and Hoots the Owl danced across the screen, I couldn't help but wonder-was Big my Duckie...or my Saxophone?

A photo of Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw sitting at a desk while typing on a laptop. A lamp is lit in the background, illuminating her face.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Everybody do the wenis (the wenis is a dance)

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

halloween is getting closer so i am making the stupidest excel sheet called "every time i get bored at work i think of a monster high name for a country". its a work in progress. mattel hire me

A screenshot of a Microsoft Excel document listing the names of various countries mashed up with Halloween puns as if they were part of the Monster High franchise. I think there's too many names to list as part of the alt text so if you want to hear the full list please message me.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

ohhhhhhh my godddddddddddd

A screenshot of the Petfinder adoption website featuring a small, mostly hairless dog named "Skin Diesel" with white tufts of hair on its feet, head & tail.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

just downloaded a pdf of an ebook and acrobat decided to give me this bullshit i hate it here!!

A screenshot of a banner notification from Adobe Acrobat that reads "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary." and provides a link to the Adobe Generative AI User Guidelines

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

chappell roans next look should just be shelley duvall in 1990 television musical mother goose rock n rhyme

Actress Shelley Duvall wearing a red-orange curly wig and a pink and white vertical striped head piece

Actress Shelley Duvall waving to the camera while wearing a bright red-orange curly wig, a blue and purple petticoat, a pink and white striped headpiece and matching pink and white striped fingerless gloves. she is sitting in a prop car where the steering wheel is covered in faux cow fur.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

amazing

A screenshot from the Petfinder website featuring two photos of a small, scruffy gray and white dog labeled as a "shih-poo" mix, the dog's pink tongue is out, and the name of the dog is Sistine Chappell Roan.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

A screenshot of a puppy on Petfinder named Samsung Galaxy. The puppy is gray and has very large and wide ears that stick out on both sides of its head.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

A screenshot from the Petfinder website featuring three kittens, from left to right: an all-black shorthair kitten named "Destruction", a tortoiseshell shorthair kitten named "Mayhem", and another tortoiseshell shorthair kitten named "Chaos"

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

me explaining how ive loved cats and dogs my entire life and i always will but there are things about modern pet culture that i absolutely hate and there is a massive classism/racism problem specifically in pit bull rescue to someone who definitely did NOT ask

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

like sincerely where did this come from

an illustrated graphic featuring a skull with a messy bun and matching leopard print headband and sunglasses. below the skull, there is a faux-brush script that reads "#MomLife"

An illustration of a skull with a messy bun, matching american flag headband and sunglasses, and text below that reads "#America"

a graphic of a skull with a messy bun, tied headband, and american flag sunglasses. behind the skull is a flower with the american flag on its petals. below the skull is a faux-brush script font that reads "Messy buns and loaded guns"

A Graphic featuring a skull with a messy bun and matching leopard print headband and sunglasses. next to the skull is a clip art graphic of a half-empty drink cup, and surrounding the graphic is text that reads "dead inside but caffeinated"

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

all of the hate i have in my heart is reserved for billionaires and the spotify cover art for the assassins broadway cast recording

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

nora library i will love you forever and ever but i will also never forgive you for getting rid of this wonderful microgramma time capsule

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

vengabus is stuck in my head and i am taking full advantage of the situation

A digital prompt with the question "Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place:". In the prompt box, the lyrics to "We Like To Party" by the Vengaboys are copied and pasted. "We like to party, We like, we like to party/We like to party, We like, we like to party/We like to party, We like, we like to party We like to party/I've got something to tell ya/I've got news for you/Gonna put some wheels in motion/Get ready 'cause we're coming through (coming through)"

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

everyone always cites hamilton as the cringy aged like milk obama era artifact musical but lest we forget what came first

A poster for the musical "Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson". The title occupies the top and bottom of the poster, with "Bloody Bloody" on top and "Andrew Jackson" on the bottom. In the middle, there is a close up on a black and white photo of a rear end in blue jeans with an american flag in the left pocket and a pistol on the right hip — all against a bright red background. A faux stamp graphic in bright yellow rests on the upper right leg. It reads "History just got all sexypants".

"The show is about the founding of the Democratic Party. It redefines Andrew Jackson, America's seventh President, as an emo rock star and focuses on populism, the Indian Removal Act, and his relationship with his wife Rachel."

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

[Verse 1: Ashley Tisdale] Everyday is getting worse

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

ive been looking for a new laptop and apparently ai has now taken the role of every parent, teacher & authority figure who has gotten mad at me for my eye contact issues

"Gaze Correction: Through AI-assisted gaze correction, automatically adjust your eye angle and maintain crucial eye contact with your most important connections.". Photo example shows a before and after of a woman looking down and then looking straight ahead.

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

folks you really cant make this shit up

A screenshot of a tweet from musician Grimes that reads "It is so monumentally embarrassing that I am finally getting into Christianity because it's the only way I can quit vaping."

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

thinking about this motherfucker today

A photo of Jup Jup, a five-legged purple, green & yellow puppet from the children's show Hi-5. He has a round purple head, green and purple half inflated balloons for hair, and five green legs with five yellow feet attached

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microwaveable hottie @internetmuppet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

timeline cleanse

Bean the black and white cat sleeps atop a beige pillow on a gray sofa

Bean the black and white cat with pink toe beans sleeps on a beige pillow

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