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carla: yassified sisyphus

@intelectualoide.bsky.social
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De Ecuador pal mundo. Ser costeña es el 90% de mi personalidad. I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring. se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe she/they

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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 2h
I'm supposed to play Pathfinder in an hour and I just had clonche (fried plantain, peanut sauce and shrimp) for lunch. I'm going to be in a food coma for the majority of the session.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 23h
Empezo mi época de catadora de guaguas de pan. Qué viva el día de los difuntos (en septiembre).
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo en sueco preguntando cómo se dice "guillotina"
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me a couple of years ago: i dont want to have children because i dont know how i would deal with the emotional demands of a baby me now: i cannot work because my eight-year-old beagle keeps demanding uppies
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Should I learn how to tattoo people or am I in the middle of an identity crisis?
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel i lost the right to make fun of white people food because lately ive been really into eating soft-boiled eggs with greek yogurt, salt and garlic for breakfast, so basically a little bowl of white mush.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amo a Eduardo Kingman con toda mi alma Uno de mis primeros bordados fue justamente otra obra suya.
Bordado de una mano sosteniendo un pajarito de eduardo Kingman La misma obra pero original, pintada en oleo
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Nydia🥳 @nyconene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- Pero, ¿cómo no has venido a trabajar? - Estoy pariendo en este momento. - Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I see Shakespeare in English without major changes I always have a hard time following it because the vocabulary exceeds the English I currently can understand but for some reason if you add a Midwestern accent to that is suddenly super clear. www.instagram.com/reel/DdmdEN-...
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Reba Buhr on Instagram: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump on her head. #shakespeare #midwest...
54K likes, 414 comments - reba.buhr on September 22, 2026: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump...
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amo a Eduardo Kingman con toda mi alma Uno de mis primeros bordados fue justamente otra obra suya.
Bordado de una mano sosteniendo un pajarito de eduardo Kingman La misma obra pero original, pintada en oleo
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amiga cómo vas a ser conservadora capitalista y nacionalista con esa pinta my culture is not your costume auxilio
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the ripe age of 36 I might be developing a situationship with a guy for the first time in my life and I don't know how you guys do this I feel paranoid in 70% of our conversations.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lately I have felt this almost sadistic satisfaction because people finally figured out Taylor Swift makes music that is intended to play in the supermarket as white noise and nothing else.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My hands have been itching for the past few days because I want to create something but the problem is I'm not creative enough to figure out what that something is. It's itching my brain, someone please lobotomize meeee.
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Doctor🧚 @princesalistilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me hace tantísima gracia que siempre se use el Quijote como el culmen de la cultura cuando el libro es básicamente Mortadelo y Filemón de la época
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone please organize something cool for Halloween because I want to dress up as a jellyfish this year.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That time I told this to my therapist because I was 100% sure I manipulated all my friends into proposing to me so I could stay in Europe.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I woke up giggling because I was dreaming someone in the market was telling me what Muay has been an excellent joke. I don't remember the joke now so this will bother me for the rest of the day.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My birthday is coming
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 27/09/2026
Firms manipulating process to avoid emission controls and scrutiny of their projects, environmental groups warn
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Datacenter developers accused of skirting key US pollution rules
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just found someone that made brown butter double plantain cookies and I'm mad at myself for not thinking about that first.
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The Met: Costume Institute @metcostume.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Evening dress botfrens.com/collections/223/conten…
Brooklyn Museum Costume Collection at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Gift of the Brooklyn Museum, 2009; Gift of the Princess Viggo in accordance with the wishes of the Misses Hewitt, 1931
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me to my mom today: we need to go to the supermarket because THERE IS NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE so we will all starve, I have nothing to cook Me right now: so I'm making chicken with Alfredo sauce, mushrooms and onions, plus rice with mint and nuts and a tomato salad.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dog is god's strongest soldier because I always ignore him whenever he stares at me pleading I give him his lunch ren minutes earlier than usual. My cats, on the other hand, would pour boiling oil if they could if I don't give them their breakfast at 5am sharp.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
having an existential crisis (dont know if i should cut my bangs again or if it looks good now)
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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ExaltadaLocaModerna™ @exaltada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Qué rápido se echan cuentas detalladísimas sobre todo lo que cuesta un trabajador a la empresa o un vulnerable al sistema y que poquitos artículos hay sobre lo que nos cuesta a todos la existencia de millonarios amorrados a toda clase de ingeniería fiscal.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe I'm not ace, maybe I just need a serial killer from an 80s slasher to follow me around while I run in my underwear.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's the protocol to follow if your little dog woke you up so you just gave up on sleeping a little bit more on the weekend and now you're just standing there with nothing else to do and said little dog is living his best life because he went back to sleeping and snoring?
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I asked on my close friends on Instagram who would want to start a book club with me and the problem is that more than a few people told me they would be interested but I KNOW they won't like each other because they have extremely different vibes and having them in the same room would stress me out.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am organizing a workshop where I will interview a friend of mine who's an Iranian political activist about the intricacies of doing that sort of work in the age of AI, people using your image without consent and how platforms like META won't do anything to protect its consumers.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you say "The Museum of English Rural Life" three times in a mirror, nothing happens. but if you speak it a fourth time, a man in a smock appears and asks you to incant the poem on the side of this rather menacing jug
harvest festival jug featuring a rather spooky sunshine designthe reverse of the jug, featuring a poem. it reads: "Harvest is come all
busy now in making
of the Barley mow if
you the Barley mow
neglect of Good ale you
can not then expect"
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The US opened an FBI office here like six months ago, marco rubio had a meeting with our president saying they will fight narco terrorism here and since then, the US has been throwing bombs at our fisherman in the pacific ocean so yeah I see where he's coming from
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of "kisses" ❤️
Embroidery of "that's a kiss" moments from Our Flag Means Death, surrounding the embroidered words "I love you. I love you. I know.  I know that"

#OFMD
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
el otro dia hablando con una amiga acerca de migrar a europa y las posibles implicaciones que hay en ser "el otro" después de toda una vida de pertenecer a un grupo en donde el mestizaje es la regla general, me di cuenta que realmente no entendemos acá que europa es un continente bastante vasto.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You would think that living under a militarized internal conflict would make my priorities and worries hyper specific and yet my main problem today is that I forgot to buy eggs yesterday so now I have to eat yogurt and bananas for breakfast instead. :(
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apropos of yet another friend revealing to the world that they have been secretly hot this whole time, i must confess that i keep telling people i go to the gym because i want to improve my bone health, while in reality i too want to be secretly hot. like in my mind this is a superpower.
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j. @grillodelasuerte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God: i have made sparkling water Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good drink is what you did. look at it. its got anxiety
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The Europeans @europeanspod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Spanish theatre got banned from Meta ads because the play related to feminism. To quote this week's newsletter: "When are we getting off Meta? Where are we going? And *how good is it going to feel when we are finally gone*?" substack.com/home/post/p-...
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When are we leaving Meta?
Or: The landlord has leased out A Room of One’s Own
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am currently writing again another cover letter and it reminded me of something i wrote (in spanish) the other day that I decided to translate and leave here, because im feeling all of these emotions again: Writing cover letters when job hunting is a lot like writing love letters.
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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gruff the Scruff
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bin baby. 🥺 Photo from my collection, 1966.
Photo of a dilute orange tabby kitten looking up brightly from where it is sitting in a very small translucent plastic bathroom trash bin. It’s on a white linoleum bathroom floor with two mint green bath mats.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our humidity is up to 67% and I still came to the gym, someone please call Stockholm so I can retrieve my Nobel prize tomorrow.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im going to the Amazon with my friends this year and a third of them are as white as milk so im genuinely worried the mosquitoes will eat them alive.
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julieinstitches.bsky.social @julieinstitches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🍁 Afternoon dress, French, cotton, ca 1855. Via The Met here: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
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