carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 2hI'm supposed to play Pathfinder in an hour and I just had clonche (fried plantain, peanut sauce and shrimp) for lunch. I'm going to be in a food coma for the majority of the session. 041
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 23hEmpezo mi época de catadora de guaguas de pan. Qué viva el día de los difuntos (en septiembre). 042
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yo en sueco preguntando cómo se dice "guillotina" 121
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me a couple of years ago: i dont want to have children because i dont know how i would deal with the emotional demands of a baby me now: i cannot work because my eight-year-old beagle keeps demanding uppies 060
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Should I learn how to tattoo people or am I in the middle of an identity crisis? 200
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i feel i lost the right to make fun of white people food because lately ive been really into eating soft-boiled eggs with greek yogurt, salt and garlic for breakfast, so basically a little bowl of white mush. 120
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphuscarla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amo a Eduardo Kingman con toda mi alma Uno de mis primeros bordados fue justamente otra obra suya. 163
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusNydia🥳 @nyconene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026- Pero, ¿cómo no has venido a trabajar? - Estoy pariendo en este momento. - Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina. 3022258
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out 11555150
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whenever I see Shakespeare in English without major changes I always have a hard time following it because the vocabulary exceeds the English I currently can understand but for some reason if you add a Midwestern accent to that is suddenly super clear. www.instagram.com/reel/DdmdEN-...instagram.comReba Buhr on Instagram: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump on her head. #shakespeare #midwest...54K likes, 414 comments - reba.buhr on September 22, 2026: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump... 030
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope! 329898
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amo a Eduardo Kingman con toda mi alma Uno de mis primeros bordados fue justamente otra obra suya. 163
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amiga cómo vas a ser conservadora capitalista y nacionalista con esa pinta my culture is not your costume auxilio 020
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At the ripe age of 36 I might be developing a situationship with a guy for the first time in my life and I don't know how you guys do this I feel paranoid in 70% of our conversations. 130
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 6849501036
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lately I have felt this almost sadistic satisfaction because people finally figured out Taylor Swift makes music that is intended to play in the supermarket as white noise and nothing else. 010
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My hands have been itching for the past few days because I want to create something but the problem is I'm not creative enough to figure out what that something is. It's itching my brain, someone please lobotomize meeee. 220
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusDoctor🧚 @princesalistilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me hace tantísima gracia que siempre se use el Quijote como el culmen de la cultura cuando el libro es básicamente Mortadelo y Filemón de la época 4212
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone please organize something cool for Halloween because I want to dress up as a jellyfish this year. 041
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That time I told this to my therapist because I was 100% sure I manipulated all my friends into proposing to me so I could stay in Europe. 130
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I woke up giggling because I was dreaming someone in the market was telling me what Muay has been an excellent joke. I don't remember the joke now so this will bother me for the rest of the day. 010
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 27/09/2026Firms manipulating process to avoid emission controls and scrutiny of their projects, environmental groups warntheguardian.comDatacenter developers accused of skirting key US pollution rules 33022
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just found someone that made brown butter double plantain cookies and I'm mad at myself for not thinking about that first. 020
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusThe Met: Costume Institute @metcostume.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Evening dress botfrens.com/collections/223/conten… 0258
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me to my mom today: we need to go to the supermarket because THERE IS NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE so we will all starve, I have nothing to cook Me right now: so I'm making chicken with Alfredo sauce, mushrooms and onions, plus rice with mint and nuts and a tomato salad. 110
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My dog is god's strongest soldier because I always ignore him whenever he stares at me pleading I give him his lunch ren minutes earlier than usual. My cats, on the other hand, would pour boiling oil if they could if I don't give them their breakfast at 5am sharp. 020
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusEugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 899262534
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026having an existential crisis (dont know if i should cut my bangs again or if it looks good now) 051
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusExaltadaLocaModerna™ @exaltada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Qué rápido se echan cuentas detalladísimas sobre todo lo que cuesta un trabajador a la empresa o un vulnerable al sistema y que poquitos artículos hay sobre lo que nos cuesta a todos la existencia de millonarios amorrados a toda clase de ingeniería fiscal. 361001498
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maybe I'm not ace, maybe I just need a serial killer from an 80s slasher to follow me around while I run in my underwear. 100
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What's the protocol to follow if your little dog woke you up so you just gave up on sleeping a little bit more on the weekend and now you're just standing there with nothing else to do and said little dog is living his best life because he went back to sleeping and snoring? 110
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I asked on my close friends on Instagram who would want to start a book club with me and the problem is that more than a few people told me they would be interested but I KNOW they won't like each other because they have extremely different vibes and having them in the same room would stress me out. 110
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am organizing a workshop where I will interview a friend of mine who's an Iranian political activist about the intricacies of doing that sort of work in the age of AI, people using your image without consent and how platforms like META won't do anything to protect its consumers. 133
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you say "The Museum of English Rural Life" three times in a mirror, nothing happens. but if you speak it a fourth time, a man in a smock appears and asks you to incant the poem on the side of this rather menacing jug 9589112
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The US opened an FBI office here like six months ago, marco rubio had a meeting with our president saying they will fight narco terrorism here and since then, the US has been throwing bombs at our fisherman in the pacific ocean so yeah I see where he's coming from 010
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusOwltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lots of "kisses" ❤️ 1410640
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026el otro dia hablando con una amiga acerca de migrar a europa y las posibles implicaciones que hay en ser "el otro" después de toda una vida de pertenecer a un grupo en donde el mestizaje es la regla general, me di cuenta que realmente no entendemos acá que europa es un continente bastante vasto. 110
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You would think that living under a militarized internal conflict would make my priorities and worries hyper specific and yet my main problem today is that I forgot to buy eggs yesterday so now I have to eat yogurt and bananas for breakfast instead. :( 100
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 192157323
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026apropos of yet another friend revealing to the world that they have been secretly hot this whole time, i must confess that i keep telling people i go to the gym because i want to improve my bone health, while in reality i too want to be secretly hot. like in my mind this is a superpower. 250
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusj. @grillodelasuerte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God: i have made sparkling water Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good drink is what you did. look at it. its got anxiety 091
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusThe Europeans @europeanspod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A Spanish theatre got banned from Meta ads because the play related to feminism. To quote this week's newsletter: "When are we getting off Meta? Where are we going? And *how good is it going to feel when we are finally gone*?" substack.com/home/post/p-...substack.comWhen are we leaving Meta?Or: The landlord has leased out A Room of One’s Own 192
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am currently writing again another cover letter and it reminded me of something i wrote (in spanish) the other day that I decided to translate and leave here, because im feeling all of these emotions again: Writing cover letters when job hunting is a lot like writing love letters. 120
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusCloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gruff the Scruff 0447
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bin baby. 🥺 Photo from my collection, 1966. 232467196
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our humidity is up to 67% and I still came to the gym, someone please call Stockholm so I can retrieve my Nobel prize tomorrow. 010
carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026im going to the Amazon with my friends this year and a third of them are as white as milk so im genuinely worried the mosquitoes will eat them alive. 100
Reposted by carla: yassified sisyphusjulieinstitches.bsky.social @julieinstitches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🍁 Afternoon dress, French, cotton, ca 1855. Via The Met here: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... 27019