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carla: yassified sisyphus

@intelectualoide.bsky.social
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De Ecuador pal mundo. Ser costeña es el 90% de mi personalidad. I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring. se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe she/they

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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 10h
In other news, local cat learned how to open the gym clothes drawer so she can sleep in it.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 10h
Little beagle is being TORTURED TO DEATH by being fed the apple WITH THE SKIN ON.
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Kura|| working on comms @cyviarvuk.bsky.social · 14h
Made an alt design of the cave painting horse for my store! Info below
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 14h
luckily lucas can't speak english so he wont know there are people on the internet defending his rights to eat just a little bit of a napkin he found on his walk
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 15h
Urgent news: local beagle being tortured by tyrannic owner who won't let him eat random used napkins in the street. More about this horrendous crime at 6.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 15h
Lo único malo es que como son colores más claritos, en tres lavadas el efecto tornasol se va :( entonces es más difícil retocar. Pero creo que lo podrías hacer en casa si tienes mucha paciencia.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
Have I told you about completos? (Chilean national dish, it's just hot dogs but don't tell the Chileans I said this).
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
I'm hungry but I'm not sure what I am craving for breakfast, which probably means I'll starve for the next four hours or so until I give up and eat my regular boiled eggs.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
Thinking about how to properly bully you by just giving you compliments on how I prefer hanging out with you guys instead of ceramic classes.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
Oh no Sí quiero la vdd
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
God knew not to put us in the same country because I would offer myself to bleach your hair if you bleach mine.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
Woke up at 5am today and fully rested so I'm officially morally superior than everyone else.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
The women at the gym told me brown/caramel highlights would look cute but I don't want that because they won't show up >:( I want to look like an 80s anime protagonist god damnit.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
I know I'm in the middle of some sort of crisis because it just occurred to me that I could just bleach my hair blonde again.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
What about writing PhD applications
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you 🥺
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it me (i fucked up the shades but it's fine, i will get better if i practice enough)
self portrait but in brown shades
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all i can say is that god has their favourites
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES I KNOW The worst part is that the postdocs are doing the same exact thing but IN COLOMBIA AND ARGENTINA AND I WANT TO CRY
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guagua de pan del Padrino. El relleno era de manjar. Estaba un poco seca. 6.7/10
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the human psyche and the capacity to have feelings about the most random things will never cease to surprise me. like wdym i was crying yesterday because i dont know how to speak indonisean.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love to live in a world where there are people doing stuff like this. i love the human capacity of making art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIlY...
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KEBELE RADIO | ZENA | YUSUF'S GIDIR GAR
YouTube video by kebeleradio
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this post was born out of my frustration yesterday because i am unable to apply to what i would consider to be my dream job only because one of the requirements was to speak indonesian and for some irrational reason i felt GUILTY i couldnt speak indonesian fluently lmao.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes there are obvieties that nonetheless are difficult to internalize. mine today is that sometimes there are things outside of our control that will deter us from accessing certain opportunities, and that does not imply a lack of effort or a moral failure on one's end.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My grandma's name is Consuelo which would be translated to Consolation. I sort of want that name. My mom's name is Marina lmao and growing up I always pictured a mermaid.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Salmorejo
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also made cold matcha so I guess Japan can have the Galapagos islands after all.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so hot here that I made salmorejo and now I feel I should send a letter to the king telling him I forgive the nation of Spain for their crimes against my people.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm rewatching The Midnight Gospel because apparently I like to hurt myself.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cómo se siente ser latinoamericano ahorita mientras la derecha nos come vivos:
pandeireta music stops
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Blackie Books @blackiebooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
El próximo 14 de octubre publicamos SI EN ESTA NOCHE LLUVIOSA TU TECHO FUERA EL CIELO, un libro único en el que cuatro escritoras y poetas de Gaza narran el genocidio desde dentro. Sus nombres son BATOOL ABU AKLEEN, SONDOS SABRA, NAHIL MOHANA y ALA’A OBAID.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no
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Ceci 🔥 Acuérdate de mi juego @frikitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm supposed to play Pathfinder in an hour and I just had clonche (fried plantain, peanut sauce and shrimp) for lunch. I'm going to be in a food coma for the majority of the session.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Empezo mi época de catadora de guaguas de pan. Qué viva el día de los difuntos (en septiembre).
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
la respuesta era giljotin
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo en sueco preguntando cómo se dice "guillotina"
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me a couple of years ago: i dont want to have children because i dont know how i would deal with the emotional demands of a baby me now: i cannot work because my eight-year-old beagle keeps demanding uppies
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i want you to know that because of this message i sent a dm to an artist i really like her to see if she would be able to teach me
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i feel im going insane
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Should I learn how to tattoo people or am I in the middle of an identity crisis?
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always thought I hated humitas until I went to Los Ángeles (Chile) and had it with merken and tomatoes and loved them You should try to see if you can get tamales from Venezuela here. They're amazing.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
son contemporáneos :)
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel i lost the right to make fun of white people food because lately ive been really into eating soft-boiled eggs with greek yogurt, salt and garlic for breakfast, so basically a little bowl of white mush.
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amo a Eduardo Kingman con toda mi alma Uno de mis primeros bordados fue justamente otra obra suya.
Bordado de una mano sosteniendo un pajarito de eduardo Kingman La misma obra pero original, pintada en oleo
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Nydia🥳 @nyconene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- Pero, ¿cómo no has venido a trabajar? - Estoy pariendo en este momento. - Vente urgentemente. Ya te cortaremos el cordón umbilical en la oficina.
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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carla: yassified sisyphus @intelectualoide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whenever I see Shakespeare in English without major changes I always have a hard time following it because the vocabulary exceeds the English I currently can understand but for some reason if you add a Midwestern accent to that is suddenly super clear. www.instagram.com/reel/DdmdEN-...
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Reba Buhr on Instagram: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump on her head. #shakespeare #midwest...
54K likes, 414 comments - reba.buhr on September 22, 2026: "Ok I did cut a little of the nurses speech at the end because oh my god she just won’t SHUT UP! Something about baby Juliette getting a bump...
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