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Sam

@insideoutside15.bsky.social
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I live in Kentucky and I’m a social worker. Very polite.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
screenshot from a Kids in the Hall sketch showing a white t shirt with a picture of Scott Thompson. The shirt’s text reads “Scott Thompson a fag for all seasons”
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what do we want HOMOSEXUALITY when do we want it OFTEN
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/leav...
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my line of work, SI refers to “suicidal ideation”
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a professor recently who used seemingly used AI to grade a paper I wrote in a 700 level course. I got a terrible grade because it said a ton of stuff I wrote wasn’t there and provided no insight. Total waste of my time.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just looked into riding the bus to work and got two recommended routes: one that takes me to the opposite side of town over an hour and a half, and then just straight up walking four miles over a route that doesn’t always include a sidewalk.
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tomorrow on Jeopardy:
Jeopardy! game board amateurishly edited so that the categories are "Koko the Gorilla," "Koko Birkin bag," "Practical Koko possession bag," "Beautiful Koko deserve gorilla," "Unjustifiable expense," and "Jealousy professor"
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
someone threw a beer bottle from a moving car at my Sri Lankan friend on 9/12/01
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
getting a doctorate lol
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a screenshot of Wikipedia header sections reading, in order, as exotic species, importance to humans, incorrect claim of testicle-biting, and references
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My brother was in a pitch meeting for an ad campaign with Bud Light years and years ago. He suggested they bring back Spuds MacKenzie so much that he got in trouble with his boss.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
does life really begin before 8th grade though
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wake me up when they sign Antony the Abbot
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Once again, I have picked an incredible time to get into academia.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It varies. It didn’t seem to happen in the class I taught last semester but did happen to me in a class I took at the same time
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In my experience, it also shows up for the students as graded and zero percent
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh my god this is so literally me
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The real life person Russell Crowe plays in this movie spoke to my middle school at an assembly. The high school he has taught at was across the street. I remember being interested because I had seen the movie, but ended up getting in trouble when I fell asleep during his talk.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Listening to Milo Goes to College will also suffice
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you didn’t watch Back to School last night then your dreams won’t come true
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
somebody ask him what they do on the yacht
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have been thinking about where I can buy a small office garbage can that’s not Amazon, Walmart, or Target. Maybe a hardware store? Is buying it from Staples even better? It’s been three days of this!
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just opened a private practice and most of the networking that happens amongst therapists is on Facebook. I am so annoyed that I have to get my first ever Facebook account in 2026
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
God I want this sticker
Illustration of Crow from MST3K with “I want to decide who lives and who dies” printed on it
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My old PCP told me it was basically going to fall off. It took two months to see a urologist and he was like no???? It’s fine.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gotta get the word out
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“I’ve seen a lot of penises and yours looks great”
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me and John Darnielle posted up at the craps table
Billboard for Candlebox and The Mountain Goats at a casino
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Deep down, I’m still SamDogFunk
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I am hearing that, upon signing with the Philadelphia 76ers, LeBron James received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And then the battle’s not so bad?
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I have an idea.” “I have a BETTER idea.”
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grant McFlurry
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ANTON CHIGURH: what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss? ME, MY FACE COVERED IN A FROSTY: uhhhh, I don’t normally do this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
man, sometimes I miss the heck out of SAS posting 2003-2014
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My DARE officer never even got into his presentation because someone asked him why cops always run red lights and he got SUPER defensive about it
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
RIP to Umami Burger. One time I was talking about how much Jared Leto sucks and then, 15 minutes later, he was the only other patron with me at Umami Burger
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
thank you!!
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
KY dates in October??
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
hell yeah
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Frankly I do not know why someone won’t let them give me money for a copy of Zoo Tycoon 2 that runs on modern hardware
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Screenshot from The Simpsons of a tombstone featuring a sculpture of the Big Bopper that says “goooooodbye baby!”
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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Harry Kane has resting “being heckled by the House of Commons” face
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mr Peanut in the Bardo
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
perhaps you know you’ve arrived in international soccer when you have a massive corruption scandal
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is EXACTLY what my job is like
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6: 

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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