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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 10h
update
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 12h
...i think i am way more patient than 2077's level design really intended for
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
current 2077 experience as i'm chilling doing side objectives
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
really funny that i cant use terms like ‘queer’ and ‘gender expression’ at work because my college age coworkers will roll their eyes at me like i’ve said something harmful. excuse me for being fifteen years older than you i guess?? the fuck do you want me to say
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i know this isnt really groundbreaking news but 2077 has made me cry three times now👍
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
losing my mind in the vc
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'90% of you wont need to confirm your age' my ASS, i've had this account for over 10 years AND you literally have a credit card on file from when i tried out nitro
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
compiling shaders
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new media literacy questions to ask: - does the character have a penis blast? - does the character want other people to know about their penis blast?
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude i am so psyched to do absolutely nothing today. just chillin to the absolute maximum
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mri today...
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
back on my bullshit
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Nexus Point News @nexuspointnews.com · 25/09/2026
Merged monster rehearsals for Zach Cregger’s ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’ 📷 Jakub Hudlický
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
eating general tso chicken over rice and remembering that time a family member (from hong kong) took us to a restaurant in chinatown (nyc) and both she and my dad complained to me when i (white american teenager) ordered from the american-chinese (english) menu instead of the chinese (mandarin) menu
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yknow i am in a weirdly upbeat mood for 'my period is making my leg go numb and i have to work on my feet today' but we take our Ws where we can get em
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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OngjolPark @ongjolpark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome, Bryan. #ResidentEvilㅤ
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lrt it’s beautiful…
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lunchtime browsing today: something something the lottery, something something signs www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
2000 Toyota bB2000 Toyota bB2000 Toyota bB2000 Toyota bB
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 17/09/2026
[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]

YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:

9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections

seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
unlocked a core memory
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guy in the group chat was making blanket statements complaining about one (1) specific thing he didnt like so i challenged him to actually try and form a nuanced opinion and he appears to now be having a healthy debate over aesthetics & the interpretations thereof for the first time his entire life
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Ore @ore0102.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ノッブ
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
can you tell i dont wanna move or do anything today
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there was a power surge due to the storm outside and it made my character look like he ran into the hearth then was raptured
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
valheim dedicated server…
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candy @insanefastone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
naming conventions are my passion
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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