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hyacinthetic

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it/its. here now out of some kind of necessity. en.pronouns.page/@hyacinthetic_ pfp by 27fireflies. header is Joltik WHT116

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Cisgender imitation 🏳️‍⚧️ @judasisariot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if Arcanine was a fat fuck ? #arcanine #pokemon #fat
A fat Arcanine, he is sitting and seem smiling, centend with himself. Digital art.
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𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗮 🌿 @ramahuro.bsky.social · 20h
teethy kiss part 1
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Mindof @thisismindof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how I spend my bear week 🥀
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
portal problem
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Terras "Tlaloc" Tidalpooles @tidalpooles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
el leon y sus cocos 🥥 #tidalpooles_art
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Jacklled @jacklled.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
wakey wakey
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a rulebook should never give players 'permission' to change or break the rules -- the 'permission' is inherent in the fact that it's an inanimate object that can't do anything to stop you. it's at once condescending to the players and denigrating to your own design work
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also, i hate how it's standard language for games to differentiate betwen 'the gm' and 'the players'. the gm is playing the game too! it's a small linguistic quirk but it feels microcosmic of a larger more prevalent attitude towards facilitator roles
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
// weight gain the consequences of cartoon cooking
Art of Beatrice (a realistic human in glasses and a sweater) and Spritz the Mouse (a cartoon mouse). Beatrice is absurdly, cartoonishly fat, her sweater riding up her tummy and her skirt strained, as she nervously says "U-uh, it's okay, I'm not mad or anything! Just, um, not sure how I'm gonna get in the car to go to work tomorrow..." Spritz looks distraught and apologetic, exclaiming "Gosh, I am SO SORRY, honeybunches! I thought the next scene transition would wipe all a' the weight away! It always worked f'me!!!"
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
say happy 2nd birthday to sonny right meow
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why have I done this twice what is wrong with me
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
dad summer
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
more beach dads on this hot summer
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fatboy for this sunday
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Only Jerry @onlyjerryblep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excuse me, do you has time for a Blep call?
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Terras "Tlaloc" Tidalpooles @tidalpooles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
teds and bakie #tidalpooles_art
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i guess if you've only seen them via video essays then you might think all terfs are outwardly hateful extremists, but the majority of them are covert liberals who have been carving out exceptions for transmascs for years now
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Dog wearing chef costume staring intently at sheet of fresh lint which he is peeling back from a metal screen lint trap. Embroidered text on his cap reads "Lint."
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Cass ʕ´•㉨•`ʔ @soildweller.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
happy macro march! hes a little bit clumsy...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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🍊Marmalade (he/him) @marmaladedraws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wha- @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social what is this wizardry?
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
u dont gotta do all that man
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Remulle @remulle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A game fan!
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behemot☁️ @behemotthedog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
We've been trying to escape from the heat, but somehow, things are only getting hotter...
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behemot☁️ @behemotthedog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The éclairs might come out a little bit messy, but they surely were made with love...and a lot of fun!
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behemot☁️ @behemotthedog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As promised, full + climax as a bonus💦
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Flip 🌱 @fliptrych.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're making me into a fat bear for fat bear week and I need to hibernate NOW 🐻
Colored drawings of my fursona, normally a leafy green lion, but turned into a big, sleepy bear who is ready to hibernate. He has a big V-shaped white marking on his chest, like the Asian black bear.
1: My sona, drawn as a chunky Djungelskog stuffed bear.
2: My sona catches a salmon from the river. ("buh...")
3: My sona, looking sleepy and resting his chin on a paw while sighing. ("buh........")
4: My sona, blearily carrying four bags of soil under his arms with ease. Soil is spilling out from one of the bags.
5: My sona, wearing only a pair of shorts, scratching himself and yawning loudly from just having woken up.
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
silence of the lambs remake that changes nothing but makes clarice also trans
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he's helping!
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Gulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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YONSIA @yonsia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artwork for @hellachonky.bsky.social 🫶 Thank you! #art #furry #furryart
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alexyz 🥘 @alexyz-kun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A little glimpse into Pan's morning routine before their café opens ☕ • Illustration work done for @fluffyrump.bsky.social!
A landscape shot depicting the backroom of a café. A door is open to the left, letting in warm morning sunlight and showing one of the café's baristas manning the counter whilst talking to a customer in front of them.

To the right is a cool blue-lit setting where a bull character, Pan, is shown dressing themself up in front of a mirror. They're wearing a black apron with their café's logo on it: a milk bottle with a flower behind it.

In the mirror, we see their reflection. Their eyes hidden behind their flowing mane of golden hair, and their body, coated with orange fur, is adorned with streaks of milky white rivers resembling latte art.

Outside of the mirror, we see them putting on a pink flower on the back of their mane, one of many that have already been placed.

To their right, a poster with a list of "Kitchen Do's and Don'ts" is shown, and in the foreground, a dough roller and a lump of dough sit on a table.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shearer's Remorse
Roman the tricolor collie lays on Ecru the sheep's chest. Ecro lays back content after a shearing. Roman winces in shock as the coasely-shaved stubble grinds against the side of his face. It makes him think of a cactus.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey dude. *Sniffs the air, pupils shrink and eyes narrow* Ah, using tilt controls today, are we? Good choice.
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
metal husband
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the normal em @pobblebonked.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September Sequence Poll is now up! Hyacinth has lead Yarrow to a cache of treasure. I'm sure all of this treasure is very normal and does nothing strange. www.patreon.com/Pobblebonked
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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grossbar @02-pafterglow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yknow what i meannnn
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Sin(Game Developing) @sintrybest.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🫳🥹
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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scorpy @socpens.com · 21/09/2026
my papa Geppetto carved me out of this special piece of wooood
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𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗮 🌿 @ramahuro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
unexpected visit
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gingrjoke @gingrjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
some Pokemon you may or may not recognise
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🩷🍒Zee🍒🩷 @itsalola07.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#needthat [ #ocs #jersal ]
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Doncheco @doncheco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mini yo!
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