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Archanemone

@ingheanrowan.bsky.social
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Beastmother, SwordGF, Transfemme, Miniatures, RPGs that aren't made by Hasbro, Socialism

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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought the first 3 Fighting Fantasy game books for my nephew in the new editions and they arrived this morning and the illustrations have had a contemporary makeover and I was so upset that I went and spent $100 on ebay for 1983 editions of The Warlock of Firetop Mountain and Citadel of Chaos.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are many good things about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma but the idea to name the director of the original movie Ray Blanchard is absolute genius.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me: "I'm using my books about vampires to impress goth women." Them: "You mean like Dracula, Carmilla, The Vampire Lestat?" Me: "No. The sixth edition Warhammer Vampire Counts army book."
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm generally on board with this but I think the thing it's warning against, the sanding down of the edges of the satire, has already happened, as GW has made more of a push to make space marines appealing.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you're in the UK and they won't let you use the toilet because you're trans you're allowed to go to that beach in Wales and piss on Dobby's grave.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah I'm into Warhammer but in like a really gay way
Imogen's left shoulder and collarbone. The skin is tattooed with the mark of Slaanesh.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Heroic fantasy RPGs: "You should be careful about running evil characters because it can create conflict. Anyway there's a cave over there with creatures living in it who have their own language and culture. Go and kill them and take their stuff."
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Eowyn: *taking off helmet* "wait, do you mean man in the gender sense or man as opposed to elves and dwarves?"
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dungeons and Gazebo
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kitchen table polytheism is when all your gods are able to- [I am struck by a lightning bolt]
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Update update: I won this. We're not going to use Algorithmically generated images. Follow me for guidance on how to say "looks like shit" but in a professional way.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It would be extremely funny if they made it isometric. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Microsoft’s Xbox to Shift Obsidian Studio to New ‘Fallout’ Video Game
The game maker is also canceling a planned sequel to last year’s ‘Avowed’
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Update: it went really well. Everyone is on board and it's really fun being a hater.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I've been asked to talk about the "opportunities and risks" of using LLM-generated images at work and I am SO EXCITED to hate on the IP theft regurgitation machines professionally.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The worryingly talented @greenstuffnglue.bsky.social made this Jeff Belakor that now lounges seductively in my display cabinets. @andycruns.bsky.social I think this is hot enough for this week's topic? #nerdlings #warhammer
Belakor sans wings, reclining on a rocky throneFull frontal (*snerk*)Three-quarter view
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If they made another Beowulf movie then Hoyts could rebrand as Hwaets and make a popcorn bucket that's Grendel's arm.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nice one Pauline, every trans person in this country now identifies as a transgender insurgent.
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Briar Rolfe: TRANS INSURGENT @briar-rolfe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If I could beam one thought into the head of every journalist it would be that transphobes, white nationalists, and the anti-abortion lobby all have the same goal: that the (white, christian) state gains legal authority over what its citizens do with their reproductive organs
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Watch the new People Make Games it's deeply human and artistic and a demonstration of what can happen when someone is obsessive about their creation.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When ur with a witch you gotta take her to all the biggest cauldrons you can find.
Katie all in black with a really big cauldron.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At the Hobart Museum for the Unhappy Feet exhibit.
It's a taxidermied penguin chicken and I know taxidermy is hard but it just looks like it's not having a good time.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know I go on and on with the D&D hate but in all earnestness, fuck WotC and fuck Hasbro. Play literally any other rpg.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Okay 40k fan theory. It starts with my feelings about the idea that the Chaos Gods work the same way as gods in Discworld. I don't think this is quite right. They're not fueled by belief, they're fueled by their associated emotions. Believers might foster those emotions as dedication to their gods.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh cool it's a way for a whole new generation to experience the trauma of the Bhaalspawn saga without experiencing the trauma of 2nd edition and that god damn interface. (I am assuming it'll be 5e or whatever they're calling it now.) www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
pcgamer.com
A Baldur's Gate 2 remake is apparently in development, with the original co-lead designer returning
The Bhaalspawn are back, baby!
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My Warhammer group agree that the new grimndark trailer is very good, but also that it needs more footage of space marines kissing.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seeing discourse about Honor Among Thieves lately and while it did a very good job of expressing what playing a game like D&D is like, it left me feeling nothing, and I think the reason is D&D 5e's rules and tropes create this sort of historical void that my brain just slides off.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hey @chackanory.bsky.social how did they get all this footage of you?
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I realised my tolerance for space marine chapters is directly proportional to how much their players see them as weird power armoured freaks and inversely proportional to how much they think they're cool and normal guys.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's important to have conversations about difficult emotions with your partner but also sometimes you realise you've just unintentionally named several Nine Inch Nails songs.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's me. I'm that guy.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Exhibit A. #nerdlings
A green ungor. He is clapping a spear and shield to his chest. He looks over the shield with an impish grin. His horns are impressive for an ungor. At his waist hangs the head of a dwarf.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Subscribe to my GF's cat newsletter. Get cats in your inbox.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Richard Dawkins has AI psychosis. Couldn't happen to a nicer person. archive.is/6RdK9
archive.is
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Petition to have all the Kevin scenes in Deadloch refilmed with Neil.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If you read one thing about "AI" make it this.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I enjoy the way that in this photo our cats look like a hip-hop duo quite a lot of people quite liked in 1996 who have made a comeback record, done an interview with a broadsheet newspaper and are attempting to prove they are still serious and relevant.
Our cats Roscoe and Jim, in our kitchen, looking very serious.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I want to know how many people are going to watch the 1994 Street Fighter and then immediately follow it up with this at the movies. youtu.be/Xt4X4FvXk2A?...
youtu.be
Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie)
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I finished my first actual block of infantry.
12 bestigors. They have green skin and heavy armour and great axes.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There's a particular joy to having an army of little freaks. David Bowie understood it in Labyrinth and people who play goblins, skaven and beastmen in Warhammer understand it.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Absolutely wild to watch people whose minds were poisoned by New Atheism absolutely baffled by the Pope opposing the US's Imperialist wars. Dawkins and Hitchens got them believing religious people can only do bad things.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Wait. Even Old New Rome was once Byzantium. Is this a thing?
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There's something deeply correct about painting metal miniatures on a rainy day while listening to The Cure.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@unclegaygay.bsky.social consider this notice that I've made an 800 point army list just like you asked. ... still a lot of painting to do though
A beastmen army for Warhammer. Some of them are painted.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Everyone in 40k is bad" is an incredibly boring take and I'm sick of hearing it. Two things are true that are more interesting. 1. The 40k designers introduced flaws to most factions to give players with the same army reasons to play each other. 2. Different factions embody different themes.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
All of Anthony Albanese's favourite Australian bands should get together to do a big concert called Anthony Albanese is a spineless sack of shit and then give all the money from it to whatever actual Left Wing candidate is most likely to unseat him.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"These books were important to me when I was a child" Look, I also miss not having to deal with the rent, but no amount of consuming the same media as when you were a child is going to return us to that.
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I went rummaging through my archive from the old bad website and dug up all my @drilmagic.bsky.social posts from back there. Feel like this one has become relevant for some reason.
A magic card called inspiring statuary. It costs 3 uncoloured mana to cast. The image is a sort of gold robot thing. The text has been replaced with a dril tweet that reads "us military displays extremely rare princess diana beanie baby w/ certificate of authenticity in the most devastating show of force to date"
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