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Paul Atreides

@infundibulums.bsky.social
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As long as it's clean idgaf
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i know two things: 1. cigarettes arent that bad and 2. this guy is cool
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 02/10/2026
turning the ads off my TV's homescreen
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched some of the Glendale Archives to watch a guy having a worse time in America than us
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Compilation of Prez Brain Leaks from Ears insisting that we don't know that the word Dumb ends with a B
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should remind corporations that they exist at our pleasure and not the other way around
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wish I was making the kind of money to have 3 to 4 patreon subscriptions
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This F.A.Q; this Fuck Ass Queen. Thank you Michael Microphone
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moonstruck (1987) Director: Norman Jewison
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe Stephen King has made up 11 to 12 new cities in Maine but Remedy Verse has only made up one. Rookie shit. Punch those numbers up
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate this bitch so much and if you vote for her I hate your ass too. Lying ass punk ass loser ass spoiler ass cracker ass Jill
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uh it's good folks. About to start season 3
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A gorgeous girl made me a playlist and I was listening to it while working out and I came to my mom (bless her) who had been observing us and said "maybe she likes me?" And my mom helpfully replied "/s Gee, you think?" Fun fact, that girl and I have been together for 8 years and married for 4.
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NYT: What’s one word that comes to mind when you think of Roy Cooper? ME: Dad (non-sexual). NYT: Can you clarify what you mean by that? ME: Certainly. I would like Roy Cooper to be my dad. I think he would take me to Hurricanes games and patiently explain the rules of hockey to me
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Data Star Trek: Android's Subtle Smile
Alt: Data Star Trek: Android's Subtle Smile
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was looking up Control Resonant just to find a trailer and the first search return was 'is control resonant a woke game?' Just lock yourself in a basement and huff glue so you can be in your own imagination and never interact with women or brown/black people again. We'll thank you
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's just now Autumn and we've already gone through a bear and a half of honey. We love to share colds as a couple don't we folks!?
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr NYC Mayor invited Trump on camera despite what is going on with the free press and glazed him for creating housing in NYC you know the housing he kept Black people out of. Cool. Good work bro
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's my dog's birthday so we made him a pup cup with bacon sprinkles and then sent him outside to play with a friend and they immediately did something grotesque. Birthday canceled.
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just want to listen to Drew Gooden complain
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unfortunately The Shards makes me miss cigarettes real bad (I won't be smoking, again)
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay fine, I'll watch The Diplomat
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is something so special about taking your wife to see Hayley Williams slutty slutty waist and hearing her angelic chorus of a voice for a birthday present
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wanna know how good of a cook I am? Got my girl to like grapes apples and nuts in chicken salad
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crazy what your pets can get up to during your 15 minute shower
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable)
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Management Lessons from The Lord of the Rings is out now @drfionamoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is my surprised face. pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/08/s...
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Students who don’t use AI are ahead on every measure
Every year, the OECD surveys students around the world for the Programme for International Student Assessment. The 2025 results were just released today. [OECD; OECD, PDF] Around the world, results…
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Insane I guess that I thought clicking show me less like this would in fact lead to me being shown less like that.
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
By all means keep us in the hell we're living in for longer because you wanna blame dems for everything and continue to give your Republican parents and grandparents a pass. Not voting and not voting for dems gives Republicans more power. Sorry you don't understand cause and effect or math.
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seeing my 10th recall notice in 2 days and laughing from anger so hard I nearly pass out
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sounds great. Can I sign up twice 🙄
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We need to make racism hurt. Fists, boots, belts, hammers, thick-ass sticks - it does not matter. Racists need to be afraid of having their asses beat. Too many of y'all talk the way you do because no one has slapped the shit out of you
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Starting to want to learn how to play Magic: The Gathering and I feel like someone should check in on me
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Succulent Chinese meal and Dungeons and Dragons DMd by my lovely wife. Not a bad way to spend the evening.
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone stop me from ever getting emotionally invested in a friendship again. I'm too old for it
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Happy Labor Day, comrades
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine speaking of his ancestor "He was more than a hero.  He was a union man."
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing more pathetic than being a huge unreliable flake in your 30s.
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Drew @4484.cool · 26/06/2025
Stolen from Discord
A pair of screenshots from The Fellowship of the Rings, the images and subtitles are extremely blurry. The scene is when Frodo and Gandalf are viewing the writing on the One Ring. The first image shows Frodo and the caption reads "It's too low quality, I can't read it." The second shows Gandalf saying "There are few who can."
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Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Halloween (1978) 🎃
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🌑 @fell.energy · 05/09/2026
a bloodborne player message

treat woman with care
and remember respect
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reacher made me want a philly cheesesteak and coffee. The Shards made me want to bully Ryan Murphy. This has been my summer television review
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FRIDAY!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if we kissed at the Akira 4k release 8:30 screening. Japanese with subtitles. Lasers at AMC
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Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy My Wife's Birthday to all. What are your plans for my wife's birthday? Happy Birthday @theweirdingway.bsky.social <3
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