Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 43mY'all love Anti Blackness. It's the most unifying trait there is 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have around 200 pages or so left but feel I can confidently say that Ryan Murphy read The Shards with eyes closed. 010
Reposted by Paul Atreides🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/10/2026no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt 272162470
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Demoralized by Dungeons and Dragons this Friday evening 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Want someone to fall in love with me and my wife enough to buy us the best PS5 and GTA VI but not enough in love to get involved in our relationship. A mysterious benefactor type shit. 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn I gotta say I'm on Sluggo's side. Nancy is cooking her brains over that hat 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comRichard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man AnnoyedALT: Richard Attenborough: I Really Hate That Man Annoyed 000
Reposted by Paul Atreides𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵 161769317
Reposted by Paul AtreidesLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 02/10/2026turning the ads off my TV's homescreen 829112
Reposted by Paul AtreidesGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mf gonna turn me catholic 221539191
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watched some of the Glendale Archives to watch a guy having a worse time in America than us 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Compilation of Prez Brain Leaks from Ears insisting that we don't know that the word Dumb ends with a B 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone should remind corporations that they exist at our pleasure and not the other way around 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wish I was making the kind of money to have 3 to 4 patreon subscriptions 001
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This F.A.Q; this Fuck Ass Queen. Thank you Michael Microphone 000
Reposted by Paul AtreidesEdward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Moonstruck (1987) Director: Norman Jewison 512622
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I believe Stephen King has made up 11 to 12 new cities in Maine but Remedy Verse has only made up one. Rookie shit. Punch those numbers up 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hate this bitch so much and if you vote for her I hate your ass too. Lying ass punk ass loser ass spoiler ass cracker ass Jill 030
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A gorgeous girl made me a playlist and I was listening to it while working out and I came to my mom (bless her) who had been observing us and said "maybe she likes me?" And my mom helpfully replied "/s Gee, you think?" Fun fact, that girl and I have been together for 8 years and married for 4. 000
Reposted by Paul AtreidesLauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NYT: What’s one word that comes to mind when you think of Roy Cooper? ME: Dad (non-sexual). NYT: Can you clarify what you mean by that? ME: Certainly. I would like Roy Cooper to be my dad. I think he would take me to Hurricanes games and patiently explain the rules of hockey to me 2371
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comData Star Trek: Android's Subtle SmileAlt: Data Star Trek: Android's Subtle Smile 011
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was looking up Control Resonant just to find a trailer and the first search return was 'is control resonant a woke game?' Just lock yourself in a basement and huff glue so you can be in your own imagination and never interact with women or brown/black people again. We'll thank you 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's just now Autumn and we've already gone through a bear and a half of honey. We love to share colds as a couple don't we folks!? 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mr NYC Mayor invited Trump on camera despite what is going on with the free press and glazed him for creating housing in NYC you know the housing he kept Black people out of. Cool. Good work bro 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's my dog's birthday so we made him a pup cup with bacon sprinkles and then sent him outside to play with a friend and they immediately did something grotesque. Birthday canceled. 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just want to listen to Drew Gooden complain 011
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Unfortunately The Shards makes me miss cigarettes real bad (I won't be smoking, again) 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There is something so special about taking your wife to see Hayley Williams slutty slutty waist and hearing her angelic chorus of a voice for a birthday present 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wanna know how good of a cook I am? Got my girl to like grapes apples and nuts in chicken salad 000
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Crazy what your pets can get up to during your 15 minute shower 000
Reposted by Paul AtreidesEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable) 171455269
Reposted by Paul AtreidesManagement Lessons from The Lord of the Rings is out now @drfionamoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is my surprised face. pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/08/s...pivot-to-ai.comStudents who don’t use AI are ahead on every measureEvery year, the OECD surveys students around the world for the Programme for International Student Assessment. The 2025 results were just released today. [OECD; OECD, PDF] Around the world, results… 016561
Reposted by Paul AtreidesTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote 1754221249
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Insane I guess that I thought clicking show me less like this would in fact lead to me being shown less like that. 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 10/09/2026By all means keep us in the hell we're living in for longer because you wanna blame dems for everything and continue to give your Republican parents and grandparents a pass. Not voting and not voting for dems gives Republicans more power. Sorry you don't understand cause and effect or math. 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Seeing my 10th recall notice in 2 days and laughing from anger so hard I nearly pass out 010
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We need to make racism hurt. Fists, boots, belts, hammers, thick-ass sticks - it does not matter. Racists need to be afraid of having their asses beat. Too many of y'all talk the way you do because no one has slapped the shit out of you 001
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Starting to want to learn how to play Magic: The Gathering and I feel like someone should check in on me 030
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Succulent Chinese meal and Dungeons and Dragons DMd by my lovely wife. Not a bad way to spend the evening. 020
Paul Atreides @infundibulums.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someone stop me from ever getting emotionally invested in a friendship again. I'm too old for it 010
