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Chaos Incarnate

@infpmusing.bsky.social
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Matt, an INFP avid traveler originally from the NYC suburbs. Enneagram 4w5 sx/sp. No fear. Open Heart. Sheer Will. He/Him ♋️🌞♉️🌚 ♏️⬆️

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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
sunday (international women’s day)
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And for the lady, perhaps a man facing a consequence?
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hope someone's making a list of all the garbage we'll need to tear down after
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I deleted Threads because I got tired of the bots and the jerks. Not sure how long I'll last here.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fully funded
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
same panel but with Homan
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/12/2025
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/10/2025
Click on the list, then “subscribe”, then you will have the option to block all of these accounts.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Record profits? Cool. Now show me record job creation. Record hiring. Record salaries. Record community investment. Record giving back. None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hot take, but if AI can replace entire industries, it should be able to figure out what a reasonable commute time is and not show me jobs that are outside that range.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Thank god
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Canada vs. America
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Someone just told me that 1975 was 50 years ago and now I need to lie down 😳
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Nobody wants to choose between rent and food anymore 😩
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I love how age discrimination in the workplace begins at 40 while I, a milennial, will need to work til I'm 1000. Like...make it make sense.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
They didn't include milennials in the focus group did they? I don't answer the phone unless it's someone I know and even then I will go out of my way to not talk on the phone
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Guys...what if the cost of living was affordable?
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Nobody wants to work for exposure anymore 😱
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 22/09/2025
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Not after the bullshit they just pulled, they’re not
Image of an email from CareerBuilder saying that Sinclair broadcast group is looking for candidates like me
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Old man who can’t read room misreads room #cuomo #nyc thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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Cuomo: Democratic Party ‘not meeting the moment’
Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) took a swing at Democrats in a report published Tuesday by The New York Times. “The Democratic Party is not meeting the moment,” Cuomo said in an interview wit…
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No notes
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute. by Pam Bondi
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I set my FB account to to delete and configured parental controls on my phone so that I’m not tempted to interrupt the countdown. It’s impulsive, but I don’t care. Yes, I still use threads and Instagram, but they don’t drag me down like Facebook does.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
it’s kind of sad when you find out that some of your family are shitty people, but as they say, “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.“ 🤷‍♂️
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Béa Gonzalez @sophiacycles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Compassion is not a relationship between the healer and the wounded. It’s a relationship between equals. Only when we know our own darkness well can we be present with the darkness of others."~ Pema Chödrön - 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶
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Gideon Knight @glknightwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Trans folk who follow me, please add yourself to this. You deserve to be seen and supported.
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Nice heights. Be a real shame if someone was to wuther them.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Easier than shooting crackers in a barrel? 🤔
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
you know who rfk jr. reminds me of
Rfk jr. looks like baby prunes from SpongeBob.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This is the way
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I feel like if AI can replace whole industries*, businesses can figure out a way to use it to send rejection letters to people they’re not going to interview/hire. There’s no valid reason to ghost someone in 2025. *I don’t believe it can successfully do this, but some people will die trying
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BIG D GRANDROYAL @bigdgrandroyal.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/08/2025
Red states rely on the money from Blue states to function. This can all be over the second Democratic governors actually wield their power.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 17/08/2025
Apparently, they're leaning in on their reputation...
A keycard from the Watergate Hotel saying "No need to break in" and a black ballpoint pen with "I stole this from the Watergate Hotel" written in gold lettering on the pen.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Submissive but not breedable
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
Photo of the USPS commemorative Good Night Moon forever stamps.
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Chaos Incarnate @infpmusing.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
"moved on him like a bitch"
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Geoffrey Abreu (K6ERA) 🇵🇹🇺🇸 @geoffreyabreu.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
There is only one Nobel Prize Apricot Pol Pot is qualified for:
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/08/2025
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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