Reposted by PaulAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy sixth anniversary to this complete smut. 1213422
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Beans on toast in bed ❌ Beans and sausage with cheese (and Lea & Perrins) in bed ✅ 2222
Reposted by PaulOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As the government bans social media for kids further evidence emerges that it's a minority of retired adults we should really be concerned about. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...devonlive.comPensioners attack traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claimsAn online movement say that the sensors on traffic lights can cause heart attacks, brain cancer, anxiety and even sudden death 1961764567
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Times showing just how useless they are. Saturday morning: “Health deteriorating” 010
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 #BBCNewsnight being as utterly cunty as they possibly could be. 💅🏽🤣 030
Reposted by PaulRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204583053
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 11/08/2026@the-independent.com Why do you allow misleading AI slop like these adverts on your site? It’s clearly fake, it’s clearly not taken from BBC footage yet you allow it. You were once a serious force in British Journalism. 100
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Significantly lacking motivation todaystatic.klipy.comKid Swings Upside Down into PuddleALT: Kid Swings Upside Down into Puddle 010
Reposted by PaulDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026In case you missed it, the Green Party in Hackney spearheaded a cancellation of the borough's twinning agreement with Haifa, which is one thing, but the Mayor of Hackney has now written to the Mayor of Haifa requesting a reply by *October 7*, which is either stupid or pretty evil, take your pick. 1111932
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Finally some good news Five cups of coffee a day safe for most adults, say heart experts www.thetimes.com/article/128f...thetimes.comFive cups of coffee a day safe for most adults, say heart expertsUp to 400mg of daily caffeine was linked by research to lower risks of disease and stroke, but researchers warned against energy drinks and sugary extras 173
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I refuse to visit WalesOnline on a matter of decency, but the consept of any Reach PLC publication calling out poor journalism and not to mention copy and paste journalism is lost on me I’m afraid www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukAndy Burnham provided 'error-filled' pitch for Wales, news site saysThe news site said the MP provided an article similar to others written for Scotland and London. 020
Reposted by PaulBetty C. Jung @bettycjung.bsky.social · 02/07/2026250 years later After 250 years, this is America in 2026! Cartoon by Mick O’Hara. Today's editor's choice Jul 1 54816
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The temperature at 05:50 is lovely. I’ve had a shower and an ice coffee is brewing. Can it stay like this all day? 010
Reposted by PaulEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23 16531831761
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Forget left vs right: the battle we now face is between truth and lies www.thetimes.com/article/6815...thetimes.comForget left vs right: the battle we now face is between truth and liesIt’s not just JD Vance. All sides are driving each other to ever more outlandish claims and facts are the victim 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Drinking shit larger in a shit rugby club. Next year Hoopla. 030
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Trump: “Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else…” Jesus. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukUS judge orders Trump's name be removed from Kennedy CenterThe performing arts centre must also remain open despite Trump announcing a two-year closure for extensive renovations. 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“Hello Paul, We’d love your feedback on how we’re doing so far” I took out insurance with you just over an hour ago. Leave me alone! 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Already fed up of people I thought were sensible and intelligent sharing inaccurate and incorrect information on SM about tomorrow’s elections from sources they believe to be legitimate. Just because they post fancy graphics or have a ‘blue’ tick doesn’t make them legitimate or accurate. 110
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The single best financial decision I have made in ages is ‘subscribing’ to The Guardian. Yes I’m supporting proper journalism, but not seeing that ask for money nine times every five articles is honestly amazing. 000
Reposted by PaulDrEddful @eddedmondson.eurosky.social · 28/04/2026Check your Sertraline if you're on it in the UK www.gov.uk/government/n...gov.ukPrecautionary recall of antidepressant medication due to manufacturing errorThe MHRA has advised healthcare professionals to stop supplying the affected batch of Sertraline 100mg and return all remaining stock to their suppliers. 2239462
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Anyone want to buy a shop? Because if you do you’d better act fast, this handwritten sheet of unlamented A4 on the outside of a vape shop won’t hang around for ever. 020
Reposted by PaulPaul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The whole of the UK right now 17312
Reposted by PaulAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Another astounding epic photo from the dark side of the Moon - just released by NASA. 261013203
Reposted by PaulNewsThump @newsthump.com · 01/04/2026NEWS! People go back to believing everything they read on the Internet newsthump.com/2026/04/01/p...newsthump.comPeople go back to believing everything they read on the InternetWith April Fools’ Day over, people have once again gone back to blindly accepting whatever they read on the internet. 144
Reposted by PaulCaspar Aremi @caspar.lol · 24/03/2026Just discovered some very important information 4398
Reposted by PaulAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Well this took a turn www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i... 125590210
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It may take a few minutes to arrive. It will expire after five minutes. Sounds like you’ve designed a top notch system here chaps. 😞 131
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I have clicked through on the Amazon advert in Grindr too many times 😞 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 27/02/2026When the f**k is it going to stop raining? This is getting ridiculous now. 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’m glad that in 2026 we’ve accepted the point that he lied to everyone and that might of included his Mother (regardless of who she was). Shock. Honestly. Shock. 😶 The Queen was blind on Andrew — now the royals play catch-up www.thetimes.com/article/0b84...thetimes.comThe Queen was blind on Andrew — now the royals play catch-upKing Charles was left with a bomb to defuse over his brother’s conduct. The hazards ahead include the British public’s reaction as well as two trips to America 141