Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Beans on toast in bed ❌ Beans and sausage with cheese (and Lea & Perrins) in bed ✅ 2222
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 #BBCNewsnight being as utterly cunty as they possibly could be. 💅🏽🤣 030
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 11/08/2026@the-independent.com Why do you allow misleading AI slop like these adverts on your site? It’s clearly fake, it’s clearly not taken from BBC footage yet you allow it. You were once a serious force in British Journalism. 100
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Drinking shit larger in a shit rugby club. Next year Hoopla. 030
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“Hello Paul, We’d love your feedback on how we’re doing so far” I took out insurance with you just over an hour ago. Leave me alone! 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Anyone want to buy a shop? Because if you do you’d better act fast, this handwritten sheet of unlamented A4 on the outside of a vape shop won’t hang around for ever. 020
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It may take a few minutes to arrive. It will expire after five minutes. Sounds like you’ve designed a top notch system here chaps. 😞 131
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I don’t do selfies. I do wine in front of monuments. This was late January. Enjoy. 120
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I agree with the need to tackle misinformation, perhaps however you could get your own house in order by stop using your current advertising platform? This mornings example of misinformation… 🚮 020
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 26/01/2026May have ordered the gayest cocktail on the menu an “Old Barbara” Still one way to get one of my five a day #IloveGdansk #Gdansk #Poland 020
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think @go4know.com is desperate for a follow. Third batch of likes in as many months 030
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Something about largest surviving mechanical signal box in the world 020
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 03/01/2026100 Trophies 1 Platinum #TombRaider is 29 years old this year and it’s still an amazing game. #gaming #Playstation #PSTrophies #Paltinum 031
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Good news for the govt. I’ve paid my tax bill. They’re now free to spend spend spend. I’m expecting tangible increases in public spending in the new year. 110
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Wait what? I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8. 030
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Spam telegram messages are becoming incredibly tiresome. Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me? 000
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Given that Tesco know all the food I’ve bought, I find these suggestions slightly worrying. Do they know something? 010
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Oh good, in order to register I need a password (which I enter in full) and a memorable password (from which I only enter certain characters) 010
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Me too. Especially the wine. Especially the wine. Went to a tasting that had seven very generous measures then a bottle to take home 😵💫 350
Paul @impaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Well this went well. I don’t recent the mystery price increase one bit. 120
