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I wish ill on ___ @monicarooney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
National Gallery #Ottawa
The glass tower of the National Gallery of Canada as seen through trees from the park. The glass tower of the National Gallery of Canada and the front of the cathedral across the street. The sky is mostly cloudy. The glass tower and part of the long portion of the National Gallery of Canada. The sky is mostly cloudy. The spider sculpture outside of the National Gallery of Canada with the gallery behind. The sky is full of wispy clouds.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I don't think I can fob off the tupperware situation any longer. The useful pots not being used for anything are taking over the kitchen.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I've been getting angrier about the left/right pairing on my little bluetooth speakers. How can it break so much!!?? Turns out I have three of them, sorry little speakers.
A stack of 3 cheap BT speakers on a laptop.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
A profound and stunning tribute to the Spice Girls
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Mycologists declare war upon faeries royalsocietypublishing.org/rsos/art… #mushrooms #mycology #biology
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AY Music Bot @aymusicbot.retrochat.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Hard Drivin' - Title (AY) by Matt Furniss ./h/HardDrivin.ay?#0 Title: Hard Drivin' - Title (AY) Author: Matt Furniss #ZXSpectrum #chiptune
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Playing where's wally watching this and spotted several of my mates but not me :( www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFSAA_oLbk
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Trains @trains.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Train ride from Singen, Germany to Glattbrugg, Switzerland: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hur59g7bI3E… #trains #webcam #germany #switzerland
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Can we please stop high fiving Pope Leo for throwing shit at others. Not liking Trump or AI is not a good reason to cheer on the fucking vatican. Dude's at the helm of a structure far more problematic, massive and enduring than America could ever hope to be. This seems to be a space that […]
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Iconic moment
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Decided to go for a swim to freshen up before popping out instead of just a shower. Forgot to pack fresh socks and now just generally a bit sad.
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Carson Hill @dicenbuttons.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Good morning, people of the internet; you're the best internet people. You can have some #mushrooms, as a treat. #awalkaday #fungi #fungiverse #mushtodon #mosstodon
A trio of chonky mushrooms grow together, adorably.A fallen leaf bears a pattern of heavy raindrops.
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
🏚️An abandoned house somewhere in rural England, largely untouched since its last occupant left. The house features a traditional vintage English bedroom. The decor is a mix of 1940s/1950s items. There are numerous clocks and pocket watches, as well as a […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
An abandoned bedroom features a wooden bed, vintage nightstand, and distressed wallpaper, with a chamber pot resting under the bed.An abandoned room features a vintage Hoover vacuum cleaner and two large wooden console televisions with pink and white screens.A dusty, vintage sewing machine and alarm clock  rest on a table against floral wallpaper.Vintage radios sitting on an old piano
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
America just keeps on keeping on. An entire nation built upon generic fonts, and guns en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_press
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Penny press - Wikipedia
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it - Linus Torvals, prior to therapy
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
That new US Evangelical bible is vibing hard: www.biblegateway.com/passage/?searc… Glad to see all the AI content is human reviewed, otherwise it might be spreading heretical thoughts.
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Bible Gateway passage: Matthew 1 - New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition
The Genealogy of Jesus the Messiah - An account of the genealogy of Jesus the Messiah, the son of David, the son of Abraham. Abraham was the father of Isaac, and Isaac the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers, and Judah the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar, and Perez the father of Hezron, and Hezron the father of Aram, and Aram the father of Aminadab, and Aminadab the father of Nahshon, and Nahshon the father of Salmon, and Salmon the father of Boaz by Rahab, and Boaz the father of Obed by Ruth, and Obed the father of Jesse,
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one
Photo of Charles Darwin's hand-written journal entry from 1 Oct 1861 and digitized text of same

"But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Just noticed Cal's got a read only Barbelith just chillin' on his domain, which is nice. barbelith.iamcal.com
barbelith.iamcal.com
Barbelith
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I think Noosh is grumping
A wee grey and white cat that's usually very snuggly.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Post-frost garden cleanup done the best possible way
A whole bunch of black, white, and brown goats happily rampaging through a garden with a bunch of dead sunflowers, dead corn, and dead zucchini plants.  The grass around the garden is green and they're happily eating that too.  The sky above is cloudy.A whole bunch of goats happily munching on dead corn stalks in a garden row.  The sky above is cloudy, with some scrubby woods just starting to turn yellow in the background.A white goat with a beard happily eating an entire corn cob while looking at the camera.  There's lots of corn stalks in the background.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Chillin' with Peanut
Peanut the guinea pig either relaxing or gripped with terror on my t-shirt.
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Ugly Reykjavik @uglyreykjavik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The trees are lovely, but the house is definitely not in good condition. #Iceland #Reykjavik #photography #streetphotography #nature #abandoned #decay #trees
An abandoned blue house surrounded by trees.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Have feed the scrobbles from the cloud, thanks Maloja github.com/krateng/maloja
maloja homescreen showing my scrobbles
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Enfys. The same one. A complete one from horizon to horizon. #Wales #Pembrokeshire #Enfys
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bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy @bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
This is, of course, a joke about AI.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
does this programming language support tables?
a print copy of "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" supporting one leg of a table on uneven ground. 

(I took this photo myself at a picnic hosted by a compiler engineer in 2018)
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Corporate medical cannabis via royal mail is nice, but the old ways are still plugged into the old ways.
Lighter, hash, and a baggie mysterious weed.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Just found this in a drawer, I think it was from the pocket of a charity shop purchase years back. Who could it be?
Old photo, maybe 80's Glasgow area, dude with a handlebar mustache, uniform and SPT cap.

Camera phone photo of a small photo, like passport sized kinda thing.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
View from a plane, sunset I think
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Boo says hi
A wee lhasa apsu called Boo looking cheery not long after a haircut.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much of the global bio-medical-pharmacology infrastructure is spent on resupplying peeps with medication that's past the date on the packet/prescription/advice, but would likely be fine for a decade or three.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
The £30 bottle of nicotine I boughly locally, and lives in the freezer, is almost done after many years. As there have been some legal updates since I bought it, a similar amount of nic is now ~£700. I should have bought a bigger bottle.
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Pixel Prophecy 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺 @pixelprophecy.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
So cray what this supercomputer looked like; they don’t make them like they used to. Yes, it even has a little upholstered bench to sit on. 🥰 #Retrocomputing #retro #ComputerHistory #cray
A person standing inside the circular section of a CRAY X-MP supercomputer in pale blueVintage photo of a red CRAY X-MP supercomputer in a computer lab, photographed from the outside with some potted plants and fugly carpeting in the foregroundPhoto of a person sitting in a computer lab at a keyboard and computer screen, typing. IN the background is a red CRAY X-MP supercomputerA yellow-and-blue version of the CRAY X-MP supercomputer in a computer lab that I think is somewhere in CERN.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greer Garson and Walter Pidgeon re-create (left) a famous photo (right) of Nobel Prize-winning physicists Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Pierre Curie in the 1943 biopic Madame Curie (1943) #BicycleBirthday Greer Garson September 29 (1904-1996)
Photo of a finely dressed woman and man posing with bicycles in a garden. This is Greer Garson and Walter Pidgeon in the movie Madame Curie.Photo of a finely dressed man and woman posing with bicycles in a garden. This is the original photo of Pierre Curie and Marie Skłodowska-Curie in front of their Paris home.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The little one just came home from school, fired up my 2011 imac running linux, torrented a movie and settled down. They grow up so fast!
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Sophia :AAAAAA: @via.myf.one.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
This is why China is surpassing us. Why can’t I use my steering wheel buttons to scroll TikTok hands free while driving??
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 29/09/2026
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Coprolite9000 - Pixelfed @coprolite9000.pixelfed.hylobatidae.org · 28/09/2026
Some autumnal #Derbyshire #butterflies for #macroMonday, from about a week ago. Vanessa atalanta, the Red Admiral, and possibly a male Celastrina argiolus, the Holly Blue? #insects #macrophotography #naturePhotography
Butterfly with wings outstretched, black-brown with red and white patterning around the edges - head, hairy body and abdomen aligned, complex eyes facing forwards, stripy white-and-black antennae leaning forwards - as it perches on an ivy flower in the autumn sunshine.Small butterfly on green leaf in autumn sun - ragged wings partly folded, grey-white and violet blue with faded black edges, beady black compound eyes and dark, filamentous antennae with faint striping.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing! Here's me and the wonderful Gill Khosla, braving the elements at the #CrawickMultiverse! 🤗. Well worth a visit. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔭 ℹ️: www.crawickmultiverse.co.uk
Catherine standing at the Crawick Multiverse sign looking very damp but delighted with life.  A rainbow is in the background.Catherine living her best life, absolutely drenched, with a ring of cairns on top of a hill behind her.  (That is a landscape representation of Andromeda)Catherine and Gill, the dark grey raining sky behind hime.   Stones are jutting up out of the landscaped grass.  (This was part of the colliding galaxies sculpture)
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Devil's Pulpit, so they say
View of the Devil's Pulpit, near Loch Lomond, from the middle. Water below, chasm above
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I hear the rust on the tools is intolerable in the longterm....but it seems quite nice.
View from the coast between Ardrossan & Seamill looking westwards to Arran
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
A new Slackware in the next few months sounds quite exciting. Sanctuaries are important in times of great flux. Even if the ecosytem drowns in Arch bros trying to play GTA on Steam to fund Gabe's mega yachts...the old ways still work.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Knee deep in pyramidology of late, but the ancients ain't got shit on this
Cumbernauld Shopping Centre
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
The Vatican is technically a legacy dungeon
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Leo @leonavis.mountains.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I showed a friend Mastodon and he urged me to partake in #caturday with his cat called Bärbel He adopted Bärbel from the shelter and she was very violent at first, but she calmed down and nowadays even I am allowed to pet her <3
A cat called BärbelGreen eyesSleepy cat
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Fensterbanknörgler u. Ra-bäääh @fensterbanknoergler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Ach guck. Mond über Wald.
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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Wee guy says hi
Looks like a wee spider with long legs but not sure.
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