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imhotep

@imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy

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Shitposting from Scotland 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@imhotep, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

@2legged Reminds me of Billy on the desire to become a politician

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

@mariabustillos.com

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Matcha, chasen, chawan, chasaku...
green froth + bamboo

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

This was a while back, but still up there with best drug deals ever.

A few scraps of cannabis twigs and dust in a disposable glove

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

This is profoundly disgusting

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

I call this "Stuff In A Bowl'

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Baby puffs from a camera phone that's in less than peak condition.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Rest in Peace Nina

I wish we could send parcels
to the dead,
I would send Nina
all the 'fajki' she ever wanted
it would do her no harm now,
also double espressos
in beautiful hand-pottered petite cups,
each one a different colour
placed on a conveyor belt,
she could just pick one off
whenever she wanted,
unawares to me maybe
that's exactly what she is doing
wheresoever she is 17/09/2026 'fajki' Polish slang for cigs

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

snide password warfare

me: cannae find your password for navidrome, new one: OcarinaJump12

them: Had to reset yours too:

Philistine0

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Ed Sheeran Father Ted Meme.

Nothing From the Palestine Side At All?

No, that soft of thing wouldn't interest me.

From the Hitler episode.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

How it started - Trump

How it's going : Trump - Gerry Adams facemerge

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once"

On a wall, with a seagull perched above

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

DUP to Meet Orange Order as Unionist Shite Thersels

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Genuinely cannot think of an easier takes than boycotting Pink & Ed Sheeran

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Wee red holy grails

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Spider on a web, Scotland.

No idea what tribe they hail from

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

A bottle of Gary Barlow Red wine on a leather chair.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Marlouroboros

Every last cigarette is the first one.

Image: An ouroboros with a cig in mouth and fresh deck in tail

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

There still some good shops out there

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

farside sketch. Vikings invading 'they mean business' as they have briefcases

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

Keep on keeping on

old, pitted and rusty hollow ground sheffield steel straight razor on an okudu layer japanese sharpening stone with a sluryy/tomo stone on top, just finished shining up the edge

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Found blowing down the street beside a school, popped it in the fence. Three cheers for Quinn's mum

A gushing hand written letter to an awesome mum from Quinn.

I'm not transcribing the details for the machines to digest, the

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

My son went to the church fair with more crochet products than you could shake a knitting needle at but came home bearing what is now My First Chinese AI Jigsaw. A bunch of ancients bought a load of them and for some undertermined reason they weren't shifting […] [Original post on toot.community]

Front of a 1000pc AI geneted jigsaw, plain image, no info. Open magic book, more books in back, assorted weird magicy stuff. Accuracy of creatures: dark age bestiary. Script: l33th@xxor

Magic Book 1000pcs, 14+. You can get a machine to the rest as I'm not falling for that one.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

Finding items in nooks is exhilarating enough, but when it's two stunners in the space of two minutes, behind hidden walls no less, it really does feel like the angels are amongst us.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

@VeroniqueB99 That was the first real domestication of the computer by the general public. A good computer got it's own bedroom, no more than 40hrs working week, long term care plan....and they weren't even very good. The working conditions for computers […] [Original post on toot.community]

android phone badly cracked, it's fine :)

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

@VeroniqueB99 It's like someone's has been alt-tabbing between between CNN & Game of Thrones.

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Come out you rack of lambs

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imhotep @imhotep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026

Sometimes the internet isn't all bad darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Flyn…

Comment from the link for Flynn's Ring DS2: "Yo mama so fat when she equipped this ring she "tarted doing less damage.

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