Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 8hHalloween is coming! Time to see which of the other parents have both time and money 020
Reposted by Harper O’NeillJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21hStill the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35971322
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Went sicko mode and framed this original Japanese Slayers print by myself this afternoon, using recycled art supplies from a second-hand art store. I’ll have my second one completed before long. 070
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For my 39th birthday, all I want is - a nice pair of binoculars - a new Pokemon Go autocatcher - a complete set of Duel Masters trading cards in English - an uncomplicated internal relationship with love, family, anxiety, and the way that intersects with my relationships with others - like $12 050
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you survive an execution you should get to be president, fair is fair 040
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whoever wrote this synopsis for the movie Click is wild for this: “a magical remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions with increasingly hysterical results.” 020
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Darn Tough socks I am COMING for your lifetime warranty (On this pair of socks I’m sure I’ve had for over 10 years) 020
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can anyone here teach me how to use Blender 140
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I shot the hippopotamus With bullets made of platinum Because if I’d used leaden ones It’s hide would surely flatten them 110
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Coming to you LIVE from the North American Duel Masters Championships 2026 held in a special reservation back room in my dress coat I don’t wear nearly often enough. 0100
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gonna convince a birthday party full of folks to play Duel Masters with me let’s see how it goes 070
Reposted by Harper O’NeillSupergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎼Just in time for the anniversary of Hades II's launch, feast your eyes and ears on this full-length video of our Ballads of the Underworld live orchestral concert! Featuring songs from Hades II and all our past titles. We hope you enjoy it!🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvGS...youtube.comHades in Concert - 'Ballads of the Underworld' (Concert Video)YouTube video by Supergiant Games 6487188
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Echoverse Harper took the wrong lessons from working in an arcade, and now works in the casino industry and buys and sells Pokemon Slabs as a side hustle. 140
Reposted by Harper O’NeillSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's finally time 04214
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is this anything? Is this something? Is this a thing? Is this... what is this? Is this anything? IS IT? Is it a thing? A thing? Is it?? 120
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve had one yes, but what about second bottom surgerystatic.klipy.comThe Hobbit: What About Second Breakfast?Alt: The Hobbit: What About Second Breakfast? 161
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today is kind of an everything everywhere all at once kind of day and I haven’t even had lunch yet 010
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Been depressed lately so here’s a counter measure — dressing up to look good in public. 1120
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slime Rancher is STRESSFULstatic.klipy.comSlime Rancher: Cute Tabby Slimes Everywhere!Alt: Slime Rancher: Cute Tabby Slimes Everywhere! 021
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Drew you a Batman from memory I hope you like it 120
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Engagement bait! If you had an opportunity to hang out with me for an evening, what would you wanna do? What’s the ideal hang. (Keep it platonic folks) 650
Reposted by Harper O’NeillSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I wish all a very pleasant shirt and tie Lina Inverse 14881266
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They said it couldn’t be done, but I built a fully-translated, zero-proxy Duel Masters Battle Box and convinced a room full of people to play it with me. 10/10, everyone had a great time and wants to do it again. 280
Reposted by Harper O’NeillKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026When the apocalypse comes, my only goal is finding this guy 21972153
Reposted by Harper O’Neillalyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 451620324
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I do a whole lot of “holding on to the sort of person I think I am supposed to be” for a person who has undergone several deeply reconstructive surgeries. 151
Reposted by Harper O’Neilljay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!? 72145563
Reposted by Harper O’NeillRTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Blasting light through cels, blurring the line between reality and artifice, is one of the sexiest things ever done in animation 71136439
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Played Dominion again for the first time in forever and Tarmogoyf is back in Standard, what is this, [insert correct year here so I can’t be wrong]? 220
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The money machine is bad today, gonna go look at trees 030
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You don’t know my game You are not familiar with it 130
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026YouTube thumbnail I Woke Up At 6:30 AM EVERY DAY To Get My Kid To School. It sucked. 040
Reposted by Harper O’NeillTheo @theokane.bsky.social · 10/07/202676th read: Repression Queen: A Memoir About Gender Transformation Erotica by Harper O'Neill The erotica isn't here to titillate, but to mark O'Neill's gender journey. She expertly builds the pressure. Self-realization is the orgasm she has been edging you to all along. 4/5 stars #Booksky #Memoir 171
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Very reasonable that I haven’t gotten a single vote to be one of the top 38 most influential posters on Bluesky 000
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In some universe there’s a Sisyphus that chose to push the boulder willingly, could be this one, could be me 010
