Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Commander of my “Nicol Bolas Is Very Smart” Deck! Only the best will do. moxfield.com/decks/uJJDF4...moxfield.comNicol Bolas Is Very Smart - Commander (Nicol Bolas)A Commander deck featuring Nicol Bolas by ampersander • View on Moxfield 010
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Tonight’s cube had me drafting Big Red, an old favorite—featuring Inferno Titan, Mizzix’s Mastery, and a crazy Volatile Chimera that could be Progenitus, Carnage Tyrunt, or an Archaic I went undefeated 020
Reposted by Harper O’NeillMagic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 07/10/2026The designers behind your favorite games are uniting for a very special cause! Learn all about the upcoming stream in support of @translifeline.org coming to twitch.tv/magic 10AM Pacific this Saturday: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno... 927582
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Magic if Lightning Bolt had Infectstatic.klipy.comMundo Feliz Onetreehsll: Ciudad FuturistaAlt: Mundo Feliz Onetreehsll: Ciudad Futurista 120
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Want to build commander deck different then ALL the other commander decks, mine special, mine just for me, my special brain 010
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maybe more a thing about Instagram specifically, though I’m sure the algorithm is at play here. I’d expect it in TikTok too. 130
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here’s your periodic reminder that I am also a writer and have a book out that you can read! REPRESSION QUEEN is a book I could only write once, in emergence from the egg of erotica writing as a tool of self-suppression. If you like poetic, creative nonfiction, try it! bookshop.org/p/books/repr...bookshop.orgRepression Queen: A Memoir About Gender Transformation EroticaThe Author wants respect and escape. Kayla wants to exist at all. Repression Queen is a vulnerable and poetic memoir of The Author's life as a gender transformation erotica writer, weaving short horro... 061
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We have similar taste in eyebrows that’s for sure 010
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Except that one specific season. You know what you did 030
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jarring to realize that I’ve been attractive in all the seasons of my life 140
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of the first cards I looked at when starting to research this game and the one that made me be like “hell yeah” 010
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Exercised my free will yesterday by baking an apple cobbler from scratch and with apples I picked myself I have tamed the fruit of the land and smothered it in cinnamon and ice cream I am like a god 030
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 04/10/202639 and feeling fine I defeated all these children 3141
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went looking for a skeevy roadside diner in the countryside for birthday libations, and found these guys out in front of one, so the day is saved 070
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Halloween is coming! Time to see which of the other parents have both time and money 030
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Call me about my upcoming [extremely feminine-branded body-part term] appointment and still give me the Sir treatment. 050
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Select All > Delete like you’re ready to ascend to a higher plane 000
Reposted by Harper O’NeillJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35993324
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Went sicko mode and framed this original Japanese Slayers print by myself this afternoon, using recycled art supplies from a second-hand art store. I’ll have my second one completed before long. 070
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For my 39th birthday, all I want is - a nice pair of binoculars - a new Pokemon Go autocatcher - a complete set of Duel Masters trading cards in English - an uncomplicated internal relationship with love, family, anxiety, and the way that intersects with my relationships with others - like $12 050
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you survive an execution you should get to be president, fair is fair 040
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whoever wrote this synopsis for the movie Click is wild for this: “a magical remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions with increasingly hysterical results.” 020
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think it’s largely just you wanna be able to go back and say “yeah that looks beyond a doubt like a shape my hands made” 020
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Darn Tough socks I am COMING for your lifetime warranty (On this pair of socks I’m sure I’ve had for over 10 years) 020
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comPaul Rudd: That's What I Want (Living With Yourself)ALT: Paul Rudd: That's What I Want (Living With Yourself) 040
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m joking I’m joking There’s nothing wrong with me 100
Harper O’Neill @imharperoneill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comSlayers Lina InverseAlt: Slayers 120
