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illu👾 @illusorysinger.bsky.social · 6h
sleep is all i can do anymore
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Rei Langley 📚🐺 @reilangleyvtuber.bsky.social · 23h
WEEK SIIIIX-SEVEN! Let's kick off Octoberween by killing zombies with... typewriters! A new case begins in Ace Attorney Investigations! Cave Johnson here, seasonal change doesn't stop science, get into the multiversal portal! See you there, Reiniacs & Langsters! #ENVtubers
monday october 5th typing of the dead overkill 10 AM PDT
tuesday october 6th ace attorney investigations 6 PM PDT
wednesday october 7th portal 2 6 PM PDT
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Live demo from my open studio earlier today. . 8”x10” oil. Available on my website.
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すん @sunphoto12029.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
夜明け #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 02/10/2026
New Among Us Halloween print! There is a limited amount of these available. Some can also be signed and I can add a little doodle of your favorite character if you want. The original inked illustration is also available! Please repost if you can! www.owendennis.com/store
All the characters from the Among Us TV show lined up and dressed up for halloween, as drawin by Owen Dennis.

From left to right: Cyan as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, Black as Jack Skelington from Nightmare Before Christmas, Orange as Garfield, White as Heath Ledger Joker, Purple as Tetsuo from Akira, Red as Kaneda from Akira, Lime as a mummy, Blue wearing a tasteful and professional pumpkin button, Green as a worm, Brown as Jessie from Team Rocket, Yellow as James from Team Rocket.Original ink drawing of the Among Us Halloween 2026 print by Owen Dennis
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Insomnia" by concept and visual artist Vincenzo Lamolinara
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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exuvialremains.bsky.social @exuvialremains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a little self indulgent today
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Rei, avatar of Ishtar @her-reidiance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In serious news, I need your help, everyone. As some of you know, a recent emergency almost killed my wife and has left us with a sizable bill. If you're able to chip in any amount, I would be so grateful. Just rt'ing helps. Thank you. #Crowdfund #MutualAid gofund.me/da95c83ed
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Donate to Support for Rei’s Family After Medical Crisis, organized by Rei Zhu
My name is Rei. I am, like many of the millions of Americans out there, a norm… Rei Zhu needs your support for Support for Rei’s Family After Medical Crisis
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!
A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.
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Chains of Fate: The Legend of Dragoon Fanzine @lodfanzine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔥 Pre-orders for Chains of Fate: The Legend of Dragoon Fanzine are almost closed- our store will stop accepting orders tomorrow October 1!
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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⌞ last_night_story⌝ @lastnightstory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Link #art #zelda
Digital Drawing. Fanart of Link from The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have more empathy for the box of blinky lights than you do for, say, trans people or refugees, you are frankly a bad person
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小み @gkmdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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D.P (LVL UP 10/13 🎂)✨ @dp-in-the-sky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NiGHTS iNTO DREAMCAST 🧡🤍 #NiGHTSintoDreams
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Sydney Pulp ➡️ ??? @mangadungeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today’s Clow card is… THE GUN. Good luck Sakura
Pink Sakura card for The funGun Clow card
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Rei Langley 📚🐺 @reilangleyvtuber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WEEK 66! The final week of September. Halloween month is upon us, but first! We finish The Kidnapped Turnabout in AAI, and possibly the main story in Portal 2! I'm almost done with my offline gifts, so there MIGHT be a guerilla! See you soon, Reiniacs and Langsters! #ENVTubers
tuesday sep 29 5 pm pdt ace attorney investigations
wednesday sep 30 6 pm pdt portal 2
possible guerilla late in the week
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Chains of Fate: The Legend of Dragoon Fanzine @lodfanzine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🔥 Page Art Preview🔥 Shirley is looking as beautiful and melancholy as ever in this artwork created by @kingofreddragons.bsky.social!
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Farcille♡ #DungeonMeshi
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すん @sunphoto12029.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
冒険へ #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー
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Chains of Fate: The Legend of Dragoon Fanzine @lodfanzine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔥 Merch Preview 🔥 This absolutely adorable Dragoon Meru sticker created by @ @allimack.bsky.social is also an acrylic standee!
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Doc Shaner @docshaner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Took out a digital drawing from a few years ago that I wasn't quite happy with to see if re-working and doing it traditionally might help. Sorry, not Batman. GREEN ARROW and BLACK CANARY.
Drawing of Green Arrow and Black Canary, yes, the DC Comics characters. By Doc Shaner. Green Arrow is rendered in shades of green and Black Canary is rendered in shades of bl- yellow. Yellow. Yes.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/11/2024
behold:
the heavier

[image is of a bic lighter encased in a concrete block.]
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/09/2026
One time, CPSC hosted a carbon monoxide safety poster contest for students, and the kids came in with absolute bangers.
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How Much in Bison Dollars? @hmibisondollars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don't have to be hot to use Bison dollars, but using Bison dollars makes you hotter.
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gundi👁️
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/04/2026
inbabylontheywept on tumblr: "i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security quard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am."
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illu👾 @illusorysinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Life sucks, and then you die" LLOL!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! IMAGINE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH? LMFAO IMAGINE, FINA-FUCKING-LLY!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 23/09/2026
oh god i just noticed the shitfuckery going on with clip studio assets. it looks like maybe they got leaned on to delete nsfw poses and stuff, and it led to mass deletions of basically any kind of couple pose. even very chaste, cute, nonsexual couple poses i have in my library are all deleted
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 22/09/2026
People have asked if I would have some of the artwork I posted a couple weeks ago available online, and now I do! www.owendennis.com/store
Purple from Among Us getting ready to battle an alien, pencil artwork by Owen DennisBlue going super saiyan, artwork by Owen Dennisblack being grumpy from Among Us, pencil artwork by Owen DennisYellow flipping double birds from Among Us, pencil artwork by Owen Dennis
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illu👾 @illusorysinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DUSA PLUSHIE????? DUSA PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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halie williams 🌙 (4/7) COMMISSIONS CLOSED @cosmicallyhalie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whenever I see scalpers and resellers crying about a crackdown, this is all that plays in my head. Beautiful. youtu.be/r92hykpvZRw?...
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HAHAHA VERSION ! - One Direction Make Beautiful
YouTube video by Study Comunity Indonesia
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Raine 🌙 @hyskaris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no one is posting the best video in the world today, so ill do it myself
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Johnny Boy @imjohnnyboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#pixelart
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illu👾 @illusorysinger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
EVERYONE FAILED HIM!!! HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE????? HE SUFFERED SO MUCH!!!
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illu👾 @illusorysinger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"lol u cried during weapons (2025)" That was the INTENDED response ok that was a NORMAL and REASONABLE place to cry
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3447 was born at the wrong time
A bunny sits on the roof of a dilapidated building, the wooden roof destroyed, staring at a ruined clock tower in the distance under a smoky sky. A cloth tent is tied around a board on the roof, as a makeshift shelter
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 18/09/2026
when you think about it, writers are really mean to people who, on top of everything else, don't even EXIST yet www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was the world's greatest detective but complete rubbish at baking, sighed.

T-Rex: His latest cake was, once again, complete rubbish!T-Rex: He was BEYOND frustrated. He'd TRIED using his detective skills to deduce why his cakes sucked so bad, but even so, they only ever told him why THIS cake sucked (he accidentally used a cup of baking soda instead of a teaspoon) and not why the NEXT cake would suck.
Dromiceiomimus: They always sucked for a completely new reason?
T-Rex: They ALWAYS sucked for a completely NEW reason!!
Utahraptor: Surely at some point he'd run out of new ways to ruin cakes?
T-Rex: You'd think!

T-Rex: "But sadly there are SO MANY WAYS to ruin a cake," Sherlock sighed, as he put his batter into the oven on the top rack instead of the centre one, which would, 40 minutes later, burn the cake's top while leaving the bottom underdone.
Utahraptor: Sherlock, no!!
T-Rex: He can't hear you! He's fictional!!
T-Rex: And he's having the WORST DAY of his FICTIONAL LIFE - and to make matters EVEN WORSE, the WHOLE WORLD is going to hear about it, because I'm writing it down and publishing it all!!
Off panel: Nooooooo
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Rei Langley 📚🐺 @reilangleyvtuber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/live/1Ybr-lw... LIVE NOW, trying to do a karaoke with ONLY my low register. Y'all like women with low voices, right? Prove it, come hang out! #LiveReiry #ENVtubers
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Y'all like women with low voices? - Karaoke Stream CHALLENGE
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Jean-Karlo @ventcard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Wonderful, a companion to "Beetle That Goes 100 Miles An Hour!"
Tumblr post from 1hoverman0k that reads, "line of cop cars on a high speed chase down the i-94 unable to catch a beetle going over 100 miles per hour"

Post has an attachment also from 1hoverman0k that reads, "everyone should try the experience of making a post as arbitrary as this and then watching people theyve never seen before with pfps of a guy in a combination racing suit and bug costume tag it as their favorite media, Beetle Who Goes 100 Miles an Hour"
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PourpoisePrime @pourpoiseprime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I just think this is funny
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Rebus @blinkpen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think indie projects who try to engender an aura of Progressive and Wholesome and/or Subversive of the Norms should put the time and effort into looking into how the plushies they promised in their kickstarters actually get made
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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