Reposted by Illinois Law CatBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes. 2912915174
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How much more of this crap do we have to listen to for somebody to impeach or invoke the 25th? 021
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That goes for local politicians too. I can’t vote for a judge or even a recorder of deeds that looks at *gestures wildly* and hitches their wagon to that. Especially the judicial candidates. 080
Reposted by Illinois Law CatAnthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site 104918684
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I really enjoy seeing a democrat do something that is not a defensive posture by nature. 0140
Reposted by Illinois Law CatPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid 11894102
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m old enough to remember when justices didn’t give partisan interviews like this. They at least pretended to be apolitical. What a shit bag. 030
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And there are plenty of shit bags that voted for this and absolutely support this. 1131
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s a great idea. In Cincinnati we had Buddy’s Used Carpet with a similar earworm jingle. (Yes used carpet was a thing you could buy). 020
Reposted by Illinois Law CatBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic 562785386
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not on X… does that apply to Nikki Haley and Vivek? 340
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He did an episode on vouchers several seasons ago. 010
Reposted by Illinois Law CatCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...tpr.orgTrump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurantsThe 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months. 641712389
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Read that as Ronald McDonald and my initial reaction would be the potential for clown hair would make be abandon the baby. 000
Reposted by Illinois Law CatRich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks. 60676652286
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember the good ol days when you actually had to stop and think a moment to remember what the VP's name was? "Goal? ....Gore, that's it." 000
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got it on my calendar to follow this thread! 010
Reposted by Illinois Law Cat"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I, uh, I can't help but notice you left out the slaver's rebellion or the Nazis on the list of people to go fight. Funny, that. 652287372
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All three of those fellas fall short of Hegseth’s “no fatties, beardos, or weirdos” requirement. 0101
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is like a poorly written sketch of American government that is airing in Eastern Europe. 000
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m going to start using the “you can’t push a string up a hill” line. 170
Reposted by Illinois Law CatDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13998161642
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.patreon.com/ginandtacos/...patreon.comTHE SOLIPSISTS | Gin and TacosIn one of the best book reviews of my lifetime, David Foster Wallace skewered what he called the Great Male Narcissist novelists of the post 000
Reposted by Illinois Law CatEric Brignac (He/Him) @ericbrignac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wonder if any misrepresentation to a court occurs more often than “Briefly, Your Honor.” 073
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How does a guy awaiting trial for rape get to *leave the country prosecuting him* to moderate a fucking panel? 2180
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It doesn’t. There is no overarching policy or theme. Just industry prople telling grifters something that benefits the industry and the grifters telling the president. The grifter seemingly doesn’t even have to be in the administration. 000
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the *second* weddings I’ve ever been to have been small courthouse and dinner afterwards affairs. Why spend the money when there is an obvious history there that it might not be forever-forever? 100
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I remember when tech nerds used to do fun things like make their calculators say “BOOBS” when you turn it upside down. 020
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-gro...cbsnews.comU.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around CubaSome units would "possibly [be] needed in 90-120 days," according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News. 000
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope it is turned into a rubble heap but then I think of Chuck Schumer. 010
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In Illinois, believe it or not in some cases yes. One exception is for prosecutors in situations like this. This lawyer may be in some hot water. 0191
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For what it’s worth, I’ve known Sheri professionally for a while and she is a good lawyer / good person. I’m sad she didn’t quit before now. 110
Reposted by Illinois Law Catrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889361222
Reposted by Illinois Law CatThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383810576
Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think I can take “work for DOJ” off my career bucket list. 141
