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Illinois Law Cat

@illinoisguy.bsky.social
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Lawyer by day; lawyer by night.

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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This might be the most infuriating one to date.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our Info Wars gay frog showed up today! Thanks @bencollins.bsky.social !
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Na na na na na na na na (baby) Batman!
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Or…. bands?
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
He can’t even keep his manipulation straight.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is from Germany. There will be boots on the ground within a week. Mark my words. They are preparing for casualties.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
From Germany. Boots on the ground within a week?
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is what I immediately thought of.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Peter griffin is just doing his best
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’ve got this guy printed as an 8x10 glossy and framed in my office.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Re-read the last sentence. You get a pass though because it looks like you might be too young to remember the INS and the world before the Patriot Act / DHS.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You get Christmas cards!?
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I understand the “love your neighbors regardless of politics” ideas. But this is what happens to me. I ran for office a few years ago as a democrat, and ever since the fella who kindly cleans the whole streets walks refuses to do mine. Nobody talks to us. Fuck Trump and his cult.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Ahh apparently improper maintenance can cause this on this airframe.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Everything I know about money laundering I learned from Loaded Weapon 1.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This lady is doing the real work via reposts.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This your repost? Is this doing real work?
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yep.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I can’t keep up. How is anyone supposed to keep up?
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I’ve always thought the Middle East could use one of these bad boys.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Honestly my politics are pretty simple.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I sort of remember the arguments being made by the DOJ from television.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We are now going live to President Trump’s economic team.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We are now going live to President Trump’s economic team.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We are now going live to President Trump’s economic team.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ratio’d to hell and back.
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Illinois Law Cat @illinoisguy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
On the news that Putin has changed Russian doctrine on when it is appropriate to use nuclear weapons: your periodic reminder that in the event of nuclear war we don't need to pay back our student loans.
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