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diddlina si elle avait passé trop de temps a Berlin

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Lila ˚⋆。*˚❀ @cerosincore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jour 5 de poster mes vidéos préférées enregistrées sur mon PC (on me l'a redemandée et je veux pouvoir la retrouver facilement) : la nana qui dessine un chat avec un filtre déformant
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Niléane @nileane.fr · 08/09/2026
La loi Rodwell sur laquelle nous alertions¹ avec @toutesdesfemmes.fr commence à se montrer sur service-public.fr 🙃 ¹ toutesdesfemmes.fr/2026/04/loi-...
Changement de prénom

Vérifié le 25 août 2026 - Service Public / Direction de l'information légale et administrative (Premier ministre)|

Évolution des règles pour demander un changement de prénom La demande de changement de prénom, pour un majeur ou un mineur de plus de 13 ans, devra être accompagnée d'un document indiquant l'inscription ou l'absence d'inscription au Fijaisv ou au Fijait. De plus, lorsque le demandeur dispose d'un acte de naissance étranger, il devra justifier, sauf exception, que le prénom demandé est identique à celui figurant dans son acte de naissance étranger. Un décret doit préciser les conditions d'application de ces dispositions. C'est ce que prévoit la loi n° 2026-667 du 27 juillet 2026 visant à renforcer la sécurité, la rétention administrative et la prévention des risques d'attentat c Par ailleurs, à partir du Jer octobre 2026, la procédure d'apposition de la mention d'une décision judiciaire de changement de prénom sur les actes de l'état civil est simplifiée. C'est ce que prévoit le décret nº2026-683 du 27 juillet 2026 dit « Magicobus III ». Dans l'attente, les informations présentées sur cette fiche restent valables.
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 14/07/2026
my friend in new super mario bros wii when they die:
SomeOrdinaryGamers video with a thumbnail with the caption "PLEASE POP THE BUBBLE"
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 07/07/2026
le match d'hier avec les USA qui se font sortir 1-4 c'était un générational hatewatch je vous le dit ca va me réchauffer le coeur pendant plusieurs jours
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 27/06/2026
chaque jour que dieu fait je compte les secondes jusqu'a la chute des états unis
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je suis nucléaire @rodaire.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mes paralysies du sommeil depuis que j'ai 40 ans
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Ricochet! (not a banana) @ricochetcurl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
there are only six figures with entire wikipedia articles specifically devoted to their status as a gay icon
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Sailor Migan @lasalegarce.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cette case, la ? La stance de Ruffin ? La posture et l'attitude du passager, yeux vers le bas, mains nouées ? Qui s'excuse de s'énerver ?????? C'est pour me tuer c'est pour ME TUER. Quand on vous dit que la gauche française est raciste c'est pas des blagueeeeees
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Sailor Migan @lasalegarce.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Moi quand François Ruffin me sauve des méchants flics de la SNCF en déboursant dix balles et en me disant de respecter la police, quand bien même j'ai été une mauvaise escl-MINORITÉ parce que j'ai fait preuve de violence (verbale)
Gravure du 19e siècle "Soyez libres et citoyens" de l'abolition de l'esclavage, un esclave à genoux remercie la France, personnifiée en une femme blanche avec une couronne
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:
thehandbasket.co
Hating AI is good, actually
LinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice.
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 29/04/2026
Here's the starting point: The imaginary friends requires a constant DDoS of an infrastructure maintained by overworked community members, and the owners of the imaginary friends want to sell back intelligence as a service to a class of de-skilled tech workers and/or the managerial class
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baja @baja.zone · 12/04/2026
A chaque fois que l’on donne de la force a un truc culturellement trop Quebecois pour nous on passe 10 ans a en subir les conséquences (Arcade Fire, Grimes, Denis Villeneuve et maintenant Angine de Poitrine)
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He puts one foot after the other as he makes his way across the sidewalk, in his trusty sneakers! 👟👟 Sneakers O'Toole makes his way to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems on April 31st.
He puts one foot after the other as he makes his way across the sidewalk, in his trusty sneakers! 👟👟

Sneakers O'Toole makes his way to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems on April 31st.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
living room 3 - third space
a drawing of a man hiding underneath his futon couch saying " I can't really afford to go out much, what with prices now, but I think I have a rich life, even in this small apartment.
When the couch is folded up, that's where I work. When the couch is unfolded, that's where I sleep.
Now under the couch, that's where I get to really unwind. A place for me to be me."
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 04/04/2026
j'ai glissé dans NixOS et je pourrai jamais revenir en arrière c fini pr moi
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La Alice, lai h'line deusporiante @marwaue.northsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rappel conso posting c'est quoi cette merde encore
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June! 🏳️‍⚧️ @towndarling.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i’m so tired
screenshot of a YouTube video titled “why does animal crossing no longer feel like home?” the first line of the video starts with “when I was 6 years old”, which I circled
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 20/03/2026
j'ai trop hâte que l'entièreté de la bulle tech explose j'en peux plus de l'IA, de la RAM qui coûte un rein d'être obligée d'être connectée h34, de la surveillance de masse et l'impact de l'information en continu h34
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vich @vichblen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
commission
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 02/03/2026
attends le dernier rob zombie est incroyable j'en reviens pas ????
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 28/02/2026
mewgenics c'est vraiment du crack I can't get enough
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/02/2026
LOGGING ON
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 18/02/2026
the left needs to seriously engage with yuri
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 16/02/2026
ma grand mère après 2 verres aux repas de famille
un short de bassem avec écrit "BASSEM PARLE DE LA YOUGOSLAVIE... ⚠️💣"
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je suis nucléaire @rodaire.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ratio cum/cum feet ok mais peut mieux faire
Une porte de contenaire sur laquelle on lit
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1,170 CU.FT.
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
what did she mean by this
some frotware
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 03/02/2026
PANEL 1

Leslie and Brianne are sitting on the couch together.

Brianne: Now that Betty Boop is in the public domain, does that mean we can go on crazy adventures with Betty Boop?

PANEL 2

Olaf from Disney's Frozen walks into frame towards Leslie and Brianne.

Olaf: Not exactly...

PANEL 3

Olaf: While the original 1930 iteration of Betty Boop is public domain, her more recognizable human form is still trademarked.

PANEL 4

Leslie: Wow, thanks for clearing that up, Olaf from Disney's Frozen.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/01/2026
Right, so video game company stocks are crashing because the power of AI supposedly renders them irrelevant. Meanwhile, Microsoft and Oracle stocks are crashing because they spent too much on AI and the market knows they'll never make a return. The economy is absolutely hosed
Bluesky user shinobi602 says: "Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI" and then shows four images of stock numbers going down for take two, roblox, cd pronekt, and unity. From Fortune: "A sharp selloff in tech stocks on Thursday underscored investors' exhaustion with the "spend now, profit later" model that has propelled the AI bull market for three years. Microsoft led the retreat, with its shares plummeting 12% by noon, erasing more than $440 billion in market value, a collapse it hasn't seen since the pandemic. The Nasdaq was down almost 2% at time of writing."Also from Fortune: "The sentiment shift is not limited to Redmond. Oracle has seen its shares halved from their September highs, erasing nearly $463 billion in value. Once a darling of the AI trade, Oracle has also struggled with investor confidence that the massive data centers it is building for OpenAI will get funded eventually. Additionally, the timeline for several projects has reportedly slipped to 2028, creating a gap between the company's heavy debt-funded spending and the arrival of actual revenue.

OpenAI has made about $1.4 trillion in commitments to procure both the energy and compute it needs to fuel its operations. But its revenue barely crossed $20 billion in 2025."
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 29/01/2026
j'ai pris un Modafinil au lieu d'un somnifère
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 24/01/2026
effacer les états unis d'amerique pour repartir sur des bases saines
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 24/01/2026
l'Amérique est un véritable mal pour le monde, plus tu en apprends sur eux plus tu réalise a quel point ils sont un méchant de film mal écrit
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 22/01/2026
In Pakistan, the CIA went around door-to-door pretending to be giving polio vaccines, while secretly hunting for Osama bin Laden. The result was that real health care workers were ignored or even killed, and hundreds of people got polio, which had otherwise been nearly eradicated worldwide.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
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reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
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a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 15/01/2026
just remembered that I see my wife tomorrow and I got so impatient I had to make animal noises
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Armored Lady Painting study
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ron Iver @ronnui
Was playing D&D and started flirting with the tavern keeper to get some info and at a certain point I realized I was just dirty talking with my buddy Ben
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Masha🩸🫀 @mashenkaracal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Toute la Gaule est occupée par les Capitalistes… Toute ? Non ! Un village d'irréductibles Chômeuses résiste encore et toujours à l'emploi.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I present to you a workable plan for sustained global peace and prosperity.
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 07/01/2026
j'aime TELLEMENT ma femme la team c insane
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 05/01/2026
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
magical
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2-oplax adamorphism @ilambda.me · 04/01/2026
selfie de moi
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Babarre Baballe 🥸 @babarrebaballe.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Je vous conseille d'installer des caméras chez vous, vous pourriez découvrir que dans le secret votre animal de compagnie est un gros kiffeur
Chat pris en photo depuis une caméra d'extérieur affichant la date du jour et l'heure 11h42 - 13 degrés celsius. Il est au soleil yeux fermés tête légèrement tournée vers le ciel bleu en train de kiffer
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