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Kris Aldalta

@ikuneemfi.bsky.social
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Any pronouns are fine :) Demon Prince with a day job. Exceedingly edible! 🔞🔞🔞

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hypfoo @hypfoo.bsky.social · 8h
another request for a friend :) (they really like that branch) (I do too 💦)
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immerze @immerze.bsky.social · 11h
Tumtober Day 12 Huge burps and massive onomatopoeia.
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 10h
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Hieumay @hieumayart.bsky.social · 14h
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LambdaZ @lambdaz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A very charming, hefty horse. I'd swoon
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terkmc @terkmc.bsky.social · 9h
King's side
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🔞Caramelt (Comms Closed!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @caramelt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
matteo ass
matteo ass
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ulrike @ulidig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"rainbow capitalism isn't a movement but it sure is a fucking canary"
Screenshot from Tumblr:
First, Tumblr user stopsignsworstenemy says, "i was going to do a rant about this before seeing this tweet but imma just leave this here" and shares a Bluesky screenshot from Sam (ABeardedPanda) which reads:
I have to say this leftist tendency to believe that if anyone profited anywhere from something it becomes inherently morally wrong is the dumbest shit in the world and is just arguing that perfect is the enemy of better.

Bluesky user Starfish Who Can't Thin... quote-skeets and adds:
Rainbow capitalism was good because the alternative we got wasn't rainbow socialism but "the guy who runs around being physically violent until Target removes all the gay stuff wins." 

Tumblr user arrows-for-pens "peer reviews" and quotes hashtags from Tumblr user @runawaymarbles:
#been saying for years #rainbow capitalism isn't a movement but it sure is a fucking canary
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In Paper Mario, the original version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and Super Paper Mario, Whacka was just a harmless whack-a-mole creature that could be abused to get Whacka Bumps, extremely valuable healing items. After being hit enough times, the Whacka goes extinct, teaching the players the consequences of their actions. However, in the Switch version of Paper Mario: TTYD, he instead moves to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and becomes an optional superboss with 108 HP.
He is fought at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and has to be hit 8 times in order for the fight to activate.
but also
The number 108 is considered sacred by the Dharmic religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.
Whacka symbolizes karma for killing him in past games
ring the bell 108 times, per Japanese tradition? The ringing of the bell represents the 108 bonno-defilements of man..
Buddhism holds the view that there are precisely 108 temptations on the path to Nirvana.
Therefore, in order to reach Nirvana, every Buddhist must resist 108 earthly temptations.
With a combination of any of the elements of the above four factors, there are 108 ways with which the karmas can be attracted to the soul.
the earthly temptation to get those Whacka Bumps
There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy souls
Some people think that the human spirit travels through 108 stages, while others believe that enlightenment is attainable with just 108 breaths each day while in Intense meditation,
108 beads to awaken your inner light
Meditators count mantra repetitions with mala beads of 108, (100 counted for self, 8 for mistakes and for those who have not the opportunity to meditate in mantra)
108 breaths to return to your truth
108 mantras to dissolve ego into dever
108 steps from the self to the soul
The Sacred Meaning of 108 Temple Steps
the journey to Whacka is a journey of enlightenment
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boooona booo @grublet.bsky.social · 11h
two chibi ladies looking at each other going ":3" lit from behind by a low sun with moss growing on them with a caption saying "100 years ago they both talked at the same time and are now waiting politely for the other one to continue"
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NoahDoesArt (Comms closed) @noahdoesart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 15h
[Pinhead finishing the ad reads on his podcast] "And if you use code 'lamentation' at checkout you'll get 10 percent off your website or domain." [Long, dispirited sigh] "Squarespace: You have such sites to show us"
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16h
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 26/03/2026
My internet friend: I made food Me [5744835 miles away]: Can I have some My awesome friend: Ya
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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 12h
please बुद्ध i need this. my माता is kinda homeless, i live with my पिता i wanna relinquish my earthly desires. बुद्ध I'm watching your कर्म. Why are you trying not to laugh, भ्राता?
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Jacky Inner Pest @jackinnerpest.bsky.social · 22h
Boarders are just great 💖 (old AT post btw, not from the leak)
Images shows an Instagram post from the user "jmoyns."
Image shows a single Animation Board from the Cartoon Network series "Adventure Time", showing the character named Finn, climbing up a ladder while facing the camera. Dialogue from Finn saying "Dude. What the fuck." 
Instagram comment below from user "emilypartridge" saying. "It makes me mad when there are swears in the boards and I have to fix it into something that's appropriate. Nothing us as good as 'what the fuck'."
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lidipon @lidipon.bsky.social · 14h
500 carrots #ogutama #ogtm
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Home153🔞 @home153.bsky.social · 14h
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Mihono Bourbon Rise and Shine
ALT: Mihono Bourbon Rise and Shine
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 13h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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IRON SPARROW [XIV] 鐵雀叔叔 🪶 @ironsparrow.etheirys.social · 13h
Reading for Indigenous Peoples' Day. (Site asks for an email or account, but it's free.)
nationalgeographic.com
On Indigenous Peoples' Day, meet the survivors of a ‘paper genocide’
A leader of the indigenous Caribbeans known as the Taíno describes how his people’s history was erased—and what they’re doing to get it back.
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 13h
The only Christopher Columbus you should be celebrating today is the one who made Home Alone and Mrs Doubtfire. And even then you should probably only count the stuff he did in the 20th century
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14h
very much enjoying that loading up a website with the trans flag with my dark mode extension makes it the shadow the hedgehog trans flag
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GreenM @greenmstillhere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#040 Wigglytuff Your favorite idols Mom Enjoy~
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GreenM @greenmstillhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#039 Jigglypuff Your favorite idol Pokemon~ Enjoy!
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yasaikakiage@comms open! @yasaikakiage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ZSS #metroid #ssbu
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Kris Aldalta @ikuneemfi.bsky.social · 14h
Just finished up an 8 day long work week totalling 57 hours I am so fucking tired....
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nyari ⚡🌈 @helalixir.gay · 11/10/2026
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HipAttack @hipattackbabe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Male facesitting tbh
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oomf radiance thing @diamondcrevasse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 13/05/2026
How it started ---> How it's going
Message from a GM in FFXIV, congratulating me on participating in the A Realm Redubbed ContestMy name in the credits of FFXIV: Dawntrail
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burning spirit GUTS... TWO 🍊💅🎀 @bubu.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 23h
Tonight's segment of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring Kiwibank's Buck the Sheep:
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quad (butt attack!!) @quadroopleguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cant recall if i posted the first one here, but sequel commission for anon
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Zy 🔞 @zyvorenetic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lily has a proposal for you
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삶은레몬 @boiledlemon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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GhostBlimp 👻 @blubberblimp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Day 11: Slime
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Mashjinken @buttnmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Weebochi 🔞 @weebochi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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Only Jerry @onlyjerryblep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flareon and the 9 tailed dramatic creature!
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question
The article below with a rainbow tab on the side which initiates a chat bot 
Text: 
Gadget Revieu_

HOME Y

EMERGING TECH / AI

Virginia Data Center Ran
Diesel Generators for 24
Hours. Residents Fled Their

Homes

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Sterling residents had no legal recourse as
189 of Virginia's 197 data-center air permits
allow emergency diesel runs without public

review
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 1011: "the cigarette got gender"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 10/10/2026
dont make me tap the sign
tumblr post by carbomcoco

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

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people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"

they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited
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