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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

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Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day. Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter. Trans lives are human lives. Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally Check my pinned “sub-accounts”

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 8h
The only detail I’m waiting on is finding out which A.I. Schmitt’s staff used to faceplant on the Hawks/Hawkeyes.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22h
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 23h
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
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Trogdor S Is For Sucks
Alt: Trogdor S Is For Sucks
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
This is the kind of game that’s a nightmare if you’re trying to teach someone else the game while watching from the couch. What was that? Who did something wrong? Why didn’t that count? Who’s winning?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
Ryan Coleman-Williams stopped dropping them, and the mutton hands had to go somewhere.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
An insane sequence for the Bills in the 4th quarter against the Chargers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
I’d love to hear the control room feed from the Bama game “GO TO BREAK GO TO BREAK IT’S THAT DIXIELAND DELIGHT SONG”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
Josh Ford is a gecko. #RollTide
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Dr. Alexis Turner @surliertexan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI propagandists are more willing to believe a computer program feels pain than a woman or black person.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
NO NO NO, Instagram. It’s PUNT. Punt, with a P…
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Mateerial Negligence.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
And politicians had not lost that rosy veneer of civic pride.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I rebounded to do 6/10
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I’m 2 out of 5 on Catfished. Still Working it
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Hang on — I’m finishing up cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I wonder how much of that settlement is going toward building the prison.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I thought they’d been around a couple of years already
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Remember your alt text, people.
A lineup of five entities. 

1 - Young person in blue hoodie and pants, wearing a fox tail and ears. 
2 - Same image, but with face coloring resembling a fox
3 - Fox/human hybrid, standing up, but wearing pants. 
4 - Naked Fox standing erect, sticking out the tongue and holding the now-removed pants. 
5 - Fox on all fours. Transformation complete. 

Caption covering 1 through 3: “Not allowed to fly planes”

Caption on 5: “Allowed to be fucked by an FBI agent”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Hey Hoosiers. Don’t be scared. You’re just too close and got some Iowa on you.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 25/09/2026
I wish I had a dollar for every maga voter who had to type “what is furries” in the search bar just so they would know what to be outraged about.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 23/09/2026
I am so lost
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 23/09/2026
We would expect nothing less from you, Madam Ballknower.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/09/2026
So much for the metric system.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 20/09/2026
OUT: Surrender Cobra IN: Failure Ferret
Michigan fan in the Surender Cobra poseLane Kiffin, in LSU gear, making a chin-free Hurrumph face on the sidelines
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 19/09/2026
I think you have to subscribe to SP+Premium for that
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/09/2026
Oh no!!!
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr. says he's gonna look into the chemtrails and the “electromagnetic fields."
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/09/2026
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Post from wongmjane on Threads 

“Ran into Sam Altman at GPT-6 Community Night”

Photo of Sam Altman on the left, and a woman in a black dress (Jane Wong) on the right, arm extended to take a selfie. 

Location: 
Calitornia Academy of Sciences

Reply from @ikepigott

“Should have been driving a lot faster, honestly.”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 16/09/2026
Is that K*le R*tt*nho*se?
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Prison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 14/09/2026
Add in “announcers for public radio newscasts,” who also are under immense pressure to stay employed.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 14/09/2026
It’s nice to know that creativity and wit can still win out, as evidenced by “Surrender Cobra” and “Scorigami” both bleeding into mass media references. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jonbois.bsky.social
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/09/2026
Oregon’s biggest mistake was traveling so late to Stillwater. Should have followed the example of the 49ers and make that kind of trip early enough to adjust the body clock.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/09/2026
Don’t look now, but next week’s poll might have six SEC teams. In the top 10.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 12/09/2026
Given the coloring, I’d say a yam. But you’re close.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
Hypothetically, would there be a way to “seed” the creation of a wasp or hornet nest, say, on a pole 15-20 feet up?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
Also Halloween, when Michigan faces Rutgers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
Clearly, Western Michigan should have subscribed to ClockPro+
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
How many votes will Western Michigan get in next week’s poll?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
The Aflac Kickoff game featured a brand new tradition at the coin toss. Each school sent forth someone for the “Which Heisman winner gives the least fucks about style and fashion norms” competition.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
Worse than that. We’ve had several plays where we shouldn’t have escaped, but eked through with a one-on-one play. No slight to ECU, but the typical SEC opponent will be quick enough to turn those five yard gains into six yard losses. Our lead is smoke and mirrors at this moment.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
youtu.be
M&M | MERMAN 60
YouTube video by Morgan & Morgan
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
A Ron-Jeremy doppelgänger with a mermaid tail in a swimming pool. Best way I can describe it.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
I know your eyes are elsewhere, but Bama is ugly. Lapses on O and D, and only getting by so far on (marginal) athleticism.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
I did not have “Morgan and Morgan ad featuring a Ron Jeremy merman” on my radar.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 28/08/2026
It’s a difficult job market for Gen X. We’re battling ageism in the hiring process, and now learning on the fly how to manipulate and get past A.I.-empowered screening tools — which isn’t at all applicable to our experience after decades of manipulating and getting past human recruiters.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 10/08/2026
Is anyone else popping by every few minutes and running a search on “Turfman” to find the purchase link?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/08/2026
I’m still laid up post-op, so I’ll have nothing to do BUT purchase it.
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