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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

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Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day. Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter. Trans lives are human lives. Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally Check my pinned “sub-accounts”

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 30/09/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 29/09/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
An insane sequence for the Bills in the 4th quarter against the Chargers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I rebounded to do 6/10
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Remember your alt text, people.
A lineup of five entities. 

1 - Young person in blue hoodie and pants, wearing a fox tail and ears. 
2 - Same image, but with face coloring resembling a fox
3 - Fox/human hybrid, standing up, but wearing pants. 
4 - Naked Fox standing erect, sticking out the tongue and holding the now-removed pants. 
5 - Fox on all fours. Transformation complete. 

Caption covering 1 through 3: “Not allowed to fly planes”

Caption on 5: “Allowed to be fucked by an FBI agent”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 20/09/2026
OUT: Surrender Cobra IN: Failure Ferret
Michigan fan in the Surender Cobra poseLane Kiffin, in LSU gear, making a chin-free Hurrumph face on the sidelines
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/09/2026
Rimshot dot mp3
Post from wongmjane on Threads 

“Ran into Sam Altman at GPT-6 Community Night”

Photo of Sam Altman on the left, and a woman in a black dress (Jane Wong) on the right, arm extended to take a selfie. 

Location: 
Calitornia Academy of Sciences

Reply from @ikepigott

“Should have been driving a lot faster, honestly.”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/07/2026
SPOILER
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/07/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/07/2026
Regarding the 20-minute conversations with Mitch…
Photo of Richard Nixon. 

“Back in my day, a missing 18-minute conversation was proof of lying - but when it's that bitch McConnell...?”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 02/07/2026
BREAKING: Elon Musk releases report claiming that Folarin Balogun’s FSD turned off a full second and a half before collision with Tarik Muharemovic.
Two soccer players colliding on the pitch, one stepping on the other’s ankle — with a cutout of Elon Musk superimposed on the image, pointing at the American player.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 21/06/2026
(Facebook blue flag template)

Marked Safe From 

Hearing Jelly Roll's World Cup song

Today
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 11/04/2026
(Sigh)
App alert notification:

The Wall Street Journal

Boomers and Millennials are always arguing about who had it harder. Here are the actual numbers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/04/2026
He has risen?
Truth Details
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President
DONALD J. TRUMP

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4/5/26, 7:03 AM
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 31/03/2026
Anyone else get this alert, and immediately wondered “who in the administration cashed in early on inside information?”
Tue Mar 31
1:07

The Wall Street Journal
now

The Nasdaq surged more than 3%, leading a broad rally pinned on hopes the war in Iran could end soon
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 19/03/2026
Well, Jeff Bezos is planning on replacing Private Equity firms with A.I., and I don’t know who to root for here.
The Wall Street Journal

Jeff Bezos is in talks to raise $100 billion for a new fund that would buy
manufacturing companies and use Al to automate them
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/03/2026
1000 days. No misses. No skips. No hints.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 10/03/2026
Brian, I am fairly certain this is not real, but it may be more accurate.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 07/03/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 01/03/2026
Save for later…
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/02/2026
I still speak sometimes.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 12/02/2026
I make art sometimes. Steal this.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 10/02/2026
The best I can do is a screencap of your most recent work, with added encouragement.
Literally the script from Maura’s post above, with large purple text Yeah yeah! Superimposed
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/02/2026
As seen on FB, on the wall of someone I have since blocked:
Everybody keeps talking about “you voted for cheaper eggs, gas, etc etc".

Ma'am/Sir, I solely voted for the liberal tears. Single issue voter.

I'II pay $10 a f**ing egg to keep watching Trump take a blow torch to this whole diseased temple of thieves, traitors & pedos, burn it to the ground and piss on the ashes.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 25/01/2026
Add? Or no?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 25/01/2026
Just updated my profile pic.
Digital hand-drawn sketch of a middle aged white guy, brown hair, glasses. Salt and pepper beard. Wearing a brown tshirt with a logo of the Alabama Yellowhammer (bird) crested over the rebel alliance symbol.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/01/2026
Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social — they’re talking adjacent to you on Threads.
NFL Partisan Registration by Position
This chart displays partisan voter registration among NFL players, grouped by on-field position.
The analysis uses publicly available voter file data from 24 states and Washington, DC, matched to players via public biographical information. Shares reflect the distribution of registered Democrats and Republicans among players with identifiable party registration.
Democratic
Neither
Republican
Defensive Back
51%
Linebacker
36%
Defensive Line
38%
Running Back
Wide Receiver
44%
38%
Offensive Lineman
23%
51%
Quarterback
20%
48%
Tight End
Kicker
10%
56%
13%
38%
Long Snapper
Punter
6%
33%
43%
46%
56%
53%
46%
51%
50%
61%
26%
33%
34%
8%
9%
10%
11%
57%
Chart: Peter Lutz and Zachary Donnini • Source: Voter Registration Data • Created with Datawrapper
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 19/01/2026
CRAP. I just finished this too.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/01/2026
Thanks to @animationbakery.bsky.social — I’m ready for Valentine’s Day with my new hoodie!
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 14/01/2026
HEADLINE: When you show up for filming, but JD eloped with the white sofa.

PHOTO:

A nighttime scene on an airport tarmac shows a line of heavily armed police officers in tactical gear standing shoulder to shoulder. In the center of the group stands a man in a formal suit, House Speaker Mike Johnson, notably unarmed and out of place among the officers. Behind them, airport buildings and airplanes are visible under artificial lighting.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/01/2026
Go to the small-text third block, and see how many “Country Star or UGA quarterback?” entries you can find.
A
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 09/01/2026
I’d like to report a murder.
Twitter post by Steve Schmidt
(@SteveSchmidtSES)

@KristiNoem Renee Nicole Wood was killed by a domestic terrorist on your orders. She was shot like the dog you killed.

I'll tell you what domestic terrorism is: it's Corey Lewandowski looking up at your deformed Mar-a-Lago face while you fuck him in taxpayer housing.

8:54 AM • Jan 8, 2026 • 94.4K Views
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/01/2026
One day later…
Sports Ilustrated
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Notre Dame quarterback Kenny Minchey is expected to transfer to Kentucky. / MICHAEL CLUBB/SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE / USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Notre Dame Transfer QB
Kenny Minchey Flips
Commitment From Nebraska
After One Day
Karl Rasmussen • Jan 06, 2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 01/01/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to me. @gregpak.net
A skewed perspective of the upper left of the cover of “Firefly: New Sheriff in the ‘Verse”

Written by Greg Pak
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 20/12/2025
Closeup of Pam Bondi, sitting in testimony for a congressional committee. Photo caption:

“We didn't redact anything. This was clearly another case of Joe Biden's autopen going rogue, and we will prosecute Hunter to the fullest extent of the law.”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 16/12/2025
Legend.
Tweet from Mick Foley 37m•
•••
PARTING WAYS WITH WWE

While I have been concerned about WWE's close relationship with Donald Trump for several months - especially in light of his administration's ongoing cruel and inhumane treatment of immigrants (and pretty much anyone who “looks like an immigrant") — reading the President's incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner's death is the final straw for me.

I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy. Last night, I informed @WWE talent relations that I would not be making any appearances for the company as long as this man remains in office.

Additionally, I will not be signing a new Legends deal when my current one expires in June. love WWE, will always treasure my time with them, and I am deeply appreciative for all the opportunities they afforded me. But, in the words of Popeye the sailor, "I stands all I can stands, and I can't stands no more."
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 04/12/2025
I don’t have any pets. But I have this shirt.
Photo of a white man with a salt and pepper beard, cropped from the chin down to almost his navel. 

He’s wearing a slate grey t shirt, which reads in a white typewriter font 

tucker carlson sucks
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 04/12/2025
Zero Wing meme but the text reads 

Bluesky: All your base are belong to Kindra 

Made with @Foone’s meme generator
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/11/2025
I know it’s an app glitch with the stats, but that time of possession sure *feels* more accurate.
The ESPN Team Stats summary for the Kentucky at Vanderbilt football game, as of the end of the third quarter. 

Vandy is up 45-3 and is dominating every statistic. (Total yards, for instance, is 517 to 95)

Highlighted at the bottom is the time of possession, which is clearly off, as at this point it ought to read a combined 45 minutes. Instead, Vandy has more than 27 minutes, while Kentucky has just 10 seconds. 

(The actual stats should have read 27:34 to 17:26)
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 02/11/2025
Alabama football has had some bad seasons, but we’ve never been “Human Rights Violations” bad.
<Story opened on the AL.com app>

Auburn Football

Casagrande: Another Hugh Freeze failure should be his last at Auburn

Updated Nov 01, 11:43 PM; Posted Nov 01, 11:15 PM

Michael Casagrande | mcasagrande@al.com

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 28/10/2025
Instagram screenshot

pittsburghgraffiti

On the concrete wall of an overpass, on several layers of faded paint and art, someone has painted over with a very stylized and dimensionally colored all-caps “DANGER TITS” in orange, pink and yellow.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 23/10/2025
Why is everyone making a stink about Trump and a ballroom? Were the Libz all up in arms when Obama used a laser to write “CHANGE” on the surface of the moon???
A haphazard photoshop of Obama’s head on the body of Chairface Chippendale, the nemesis of The Tick — smiling as he has carved the letters C H A on the face of the moon using a massive laser.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/10/2025
Fixed it for him:
New York Times opinion headline

OPINION
BRET STEPHENS

Why Mamdani
Frightens Jews Like Me

Oct. 21, 2025

(There is a red line through “Jews Like”, marking it as unnecessary)
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 21/10/2025
I don’t have the voice to pull this off… 🎼 Poop-u-lar 🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar 🎶 He’s gotta fly a jet 🎵 To make you forget 🎶 He’s in the Epstein files 🎼 Poop-u-lar 🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar 🎶 The world’s upside down 🎵 So he wears a crown 🎶 And covers for pedophiles
A visualization of a sad, pathetic old white man with too much gender-affirming facial bronzer. He’s sitting in the cockpit of a fighter, cruising above the cloud layer. The crown atop his head hides the wisps of blonde hair that used to qualify as a toupee back when men had any self-confidence. 

The eyes are weary, as it takes a lot of energy to fly a jet, much less the psychological toll one endures when dropping massive loads of feces on peaceful urban protestors. (Likely a relief for one who must bear the burden of carrying his massive loads inside of an industrial strength adult garment.)

The flight suit is a dark olive, and is adorned with all of the bars, banners and medals one would expect to see from a grizzled and embattled veteran of five grueling bone-spur deferments.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 19/10/2025
PAC-12 After Dark remains undefeated.
Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past
10min):
x54 - stanford
X37 - fsu
x1* - democracy 
x23 - diarrhea
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 04/10/2025
ESPN Breaking News
Indianapolis police say Mark Sanchez has been arrested on suspicion of battery with injury, among other misdemeanor charges
4m ago
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 24/09/2025
It’s a time-honored tradition.
Closeup photo of a Civil war era bullet, being held in a persons hand. 

Text is overlaid, purportedly put there by the soldier, but it is obviously bad photoshop. 

“If I do not return, my dear Sarah, never forget how much I love you, nor that, when my last breath escapes me on the battle-field, it will whisper your name.”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 24/09/2025
If you know, you know.
This is the Pam from the Office being tested meme. 

“Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.”

“They're the same picture.”

The two pictures being shared are both QR codes which look somewhat similar, but with different granularity.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 24/09/2025
I DID IT! I cracked the code! Here’s the statement he released on Truth Social, and the secret message he placed right in plain sight!
Truth social post: 

Truth Details
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Donald J. Trump
@RealDonaldTrump

I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!
Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his
"talent" was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who's not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.

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9/23/25,9:35 PMSame as previous — but see bottom for description of the markup:

Truth Details
705 Replies

Donald J. Trump
@RealDonaldTrump

I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!
Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his
"talent" was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who's not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.

856 ReTruths 3.25k Likes
9/23/25,9:35 PM

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I am in the Epstein list and that would be illegal. This sounds even more bad.
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