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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

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Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day. Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter. Trans lives are human lives. Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally Check my pinned “sub-accounts”

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 6h
The only detail I’m waiting on is finding out which A.I. Schmitt’s staff used to faceplant on the Hawks/Hawkeyes.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 20h
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
An insane sequence for the Bills in the 4th quarter against the Chargers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
I’d love to hear the control room feed from the Bama game “GO TO BREAK GO TO BREAK IT’S THAT DIXIELAND DELIGHT SONG”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/09/2026
Josh Ford is a gecko. #RollTide
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Dr. Alexis Turner @surliertexan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI propagandists are more willing to believe a computer program feels pain than a woman or black person.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Mateerial Negligence.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
I wonder how much of that settlement is going toward building the prison.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Remember your alt text, people.
A lineup of five entities. 

1 - Young person in blue hoodie and pants, wearing a fox tail and ears. 
2 - Same image, but with face coloring resembling a fox
3 - Fox/human hybrid, standing up, but wearing pants. 
4 - Naked Fox standing erect, sticking out the tongue and holding the now-removed pants. 
5 - Fox on all fours. Transformation complete. 

Caption covering 1 through 3: “Not allowed to fly planes”

Caption on 5: “Allowed to be fucked by an FBI agent”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/09/2026
Hey Hoosiers. Don’t be scared. You’re just too close and got some Iowa on you.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 25/09/2026
I wish I had a dollar for every maga voter who had to type “what is furries” in the search bar just so they would know what to be outraged about.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 22/09/2026
So much for the metric system.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 20/09/2026
OUT: Surrender Cobra IN: Failure Ferret
Michigan fan in the Surender Cobra poseLane Kiffin, in LSU gear, making a chin-free Hurrumph face on the sidelines
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/09/2026
Oh no!!!
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr. says he's gonna look into the chemtrails and the “electromagnetic fields."
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 17/09/2026
Rimshot dot mp3
Post from wongmjane on Threads 

“Ran into Sam Altman at GPT-6 Community Night”

Photo of Sam Altman on the left, and a woman in a black dress (Jane Wong) on the right, arm extended to take a selfie. 

Location: 
Calitornia Academy of Sciences

Reply from @ikepigott

“Should have been driving a lot faster, honestly.”
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Prison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 14/09/2026
Add in “announcers for public radio newscasts,” who also are under immense pressure to stay employed.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 14/09/2026
It’s nice to know that creativity and wit can still win out, as evidenced by “Surrender Cobra” and “Scorigami” both bleeding into mass media references. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jonbois.bsky.social
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/09/2026
Oregon’s biggest mistake was traveling so late to Stillwater. Should have followed the example of the 49ers and make that kind of trip early enough to adjust the body clock.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13/09/2026
Don’t look now, but next week’s poll might have six SEC teams. In the top 10.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
Hypothetically, would there be a way to “seed” the creation of a wasp or hornet nest, say, on a pole 15-20 feet up?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/09/2026
How many votes will Western Michigan get in next week’s poll?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
The Aflac Kickoff game featured a brand new tradition at the coin toss. Each school sent forth someone for the “Which Heisman winner gives the least fucks about style and fashion norms” competition.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/09/2026
I did not have “Morgan and Morgan ad featuring a Ron Jeremy merman” on my radar.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 28/08/2026
It’s a difficult job market for Gen X. We’re battling ageism in the hiring process, and now learning on the fly how to manipulate and get past A.I.-empowered screening tools — which isn’t at all applicable to our experience after decades of manipulating and getting past human recruiters.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 10/08/2026
Is anyone else popping by every few minutes and running a search on “Turfman” to find the purchase link?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 07/08/2026
HAYNES KANG!!!!!
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 07/08/2026
HAYNES KANG
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 26/07/2026
SPOILER
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 23/07/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Oh look — it’s a List Song.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 15/07/2026
It’s clear the Brits have not yet mastered the Surrender Cobra
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/07/2026
Regarding the 20-minute conversations with Mitch…
Photo of Richard Nixon. 

“Back in my day, a missing 18-minute conversation was proof of lying - but when it's that bitch McConnell...?”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/07/2026
Was that El Grande Americano???
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 02/07/2026
BREAKING: Elon Musk releases report claiming that Folarin Balogun’s FSD turned off a full second and a half before collision with Tarik Muharemovic.
Two soccer players colliding on the pitch, one stepping on the other’s ankle — with a cutout of Elon Musk superimposed on the image, pointing at the American player.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 01/07/2026
Fox’s best show is “Thierry and Zlatan joyfully kick the ball back and forth.”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 01/07/2026
The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social accidental philosophy debate of the week: Greater sin? • Ten fried shrimp in a hot car • Five dead hookers in the trunk
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 21/06/2026
(Facebook blue flag template)

Marked Safe From 

Hearing Jelly Roll's World Cup song

Today
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 27/05/2026
This week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is a fascinating audio collage of Spencer, Holly and Ryan furiously digging in three different directions of the same story and colliding every other link anyway.
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Shutdown Fullcast (@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social)
The Only College Football Podcast @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 🎙️ @surber.bsky.social & @dreyesceron.bsky.social 💰 patreon.com/shutdown...
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 01/05/2026
Tell the people that you love that you love them.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 11/04/2026
(Sigh)
App alert notification:

The Wall Street Journal

Boomers and Millennials are always arguing about who had it harder. Here are the actual numbers.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/04/2026
There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 08/04/2026
There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 07/04/2026
Got my passport renewed last year. Now coming to terms with the reality that I’ll likely never get to use it, as I will not live long enough for the US to be trusted or respected in any sense, or in any place.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 07/04/2026
Can’t wait to see what nuclear war looks like from the Artemis II. Should be a hell of a view. I wonder if they can land in New Zealand.
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 06/04/2026
Is everything okay?
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 05/04/2026
He has risen?
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President
DONALD J. TRUMP

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 04/04/2026
I, for one, would like to recognize the hard work put in today by Coach Geno Auriemma, who accepted the difficult task put forth by the UConn family, and did his damnedest tonight to make everyone forget what a whiny spoiled bitch Danny Hurley is. Mission accomplished.
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