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Dylannn

@dylannn.bsky.social
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NSFW | Developer. Artist. Cat Dad. TX 🏳️‍🌈

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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Karthik? I bet it’s Kar-thick
Hunky Captain Karthik from Avatar: Seven Havens
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look… it’s been a long time since I’ve watched Orange Is the New Black.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😤😤😤
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pemis
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watch your eyes! #fcf
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Need a sub to help me finish this mission
A screenshot from Pal World with some very suggestive sounding content. The text reads: "Sub Mission. Breeding Basics"
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I apologize for cursing team France. I rescind my support.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Rooting for team France because we were in Éze, FR a year ago today.
A photograph of terracotta roofs and yachts in the Mediterranean with the French flag blowing in the wind.Three homosexual men using public transit, smiling for a selfie on a bus.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What do a lizard, Sheryl Crow, and I have in common?
A bald man (me) soaking up the sun in a pool
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Proof 📸 @eepybruh.bsky.social
A bald man (me) in sunglasses, sitting under yellow umbrellas, smiling at something in the distanceA bald man (me) adjusting his sunglasses, displaying his baldness.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I did it
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Person laying in front of us at the beach is loudly watching TikToks
Screenshot of a text message saying "Gonna start playing CRANK at max volume
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don’t have anything to post for #fcf. @eepybruh.bsky.social is hoarding his photos of my dick
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
TIL I look good bald.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This shit was so fucking good 🌖🐢👬
A photo of a paperback book, "The Spear Cuts Through Water" by Simon Jimenez
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Unrelated, looking for a pool boy that can handle three dicks of varying sizes.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just woke up and I’m feeling a certain type of way
NASA Landsat images spelling out “horny”
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@eepybruh.bsky.social takes the best pics of my dick #fcf
A man (me) in nothing but a blue shirt, reclined, as a hand grips the base of his cock and holds it upright. Seen from below
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Jk, happy #fcf 😌
Me, standing in a bathroom with a blue "vers" tank top and pink briefs holding my cock. Me, (again) standing in a bathroom with a blue "vers" tank top and pink briefs with my cock out
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Can’t post fat cock, too busy watering every cube in Pokopia
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A wet softie for your #fcf 📸 @eepybruh.bsky.social
A photo of my soft penis, seen through some wet shower glass
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why do you stand in the boarding line when your group hasn’t been called?? Chill!
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A little wiggle for #fcf
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We all saw him, right?
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This book had such a hold on me this week. Just finished it and I’ll be pestering my partners about it for months
Photo of a book, "If All The Stars Go Dark" by S. G. Prince. Featuring my cat Orville in the background.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Helllp, he’s teasing meee @eepybruh.bsky.social
A handsome man in blue jeans and a white shirt laying in bed showing off his ass
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Love seeing our luggage roll up on the baggage carousel 🐽
Photo of a heavily scuffed white hard-shell suitcase with a Nasty Pig sticker affixed to it
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
Our adorable orange tabby standing up against a cardboard box, resembling a shopkeeper at a counter
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Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Twenty Twenty Sex
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“Goonies” hits different in today’s vernacular
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
POV: You’re visited by a ghost of Christmas past Happy #fcf!
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Thinking about this used condom chandelier at a country club in PA
A glass chandelier with glasswork that resembles dangling used contraceptives.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Three dudes in bow ties in a black and white photo at a wedding. They’re obviously gay loversMyself in a white button up on a hot summer day in Nice, chest exposed for comfort (obviously)Myself in a Gustave Baguette costume from Expedition 33, waiting for trick-or-treaters (in vain)Myself lounging in a comfortable floatie in a pool
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
D&D was cancelled, so I organized the garage
A rack of labeled black plastic totes in a somewhat organized garage
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Good morning from @dylannn.bsky.social and I ☀️
My hand grasping the thick firm wood of a man
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Icons referencing icons
SpongeBob suspended from a ceiling in the SpongeBob Movie Cynthia Erivo suspended from a ceiling in Wicked: One Wonderful Night
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I wore these to pride last weekend, happy #fcf
Man in a white shirt with his shorts down, exposing himself through red underwear
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Winners never spit and spitters never win or whatever the saying is
A photo of my shirtless with one hand down the front of my pants
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Philly airport has fat c**k chairs
A row of waiting area chairs with a suggestively shaped leg rest.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Art 🖼️ | The Artist 🍆 Finally finished another painting, featuring myself and @eepybruh.bsky.social. Can’t wait to start the next one #fcf #gay #gayart #queerart #nsfw #oilpainting #selfportrait
Oil painting featuring a close-up of male-on-male anal sexA photograph of the painter nude holding the oil painting from the previous image.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My favorite (totally mature) photo from our trip to France
A forced perspective photo of a man (me) laying back on the grass at Champ-de-Mars pretending to grip the Eiffel Tower like it’s a penis.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Mother Nature is sending really mixed signals about Mother Kesha’s show in Dallas.
A lovely rainbow after a passing storm, taken right outside of Dos Equis Pavilion.An ominous red severe weather alert on a Jumbotron advising concertgoers to shelter in place.
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy #fcf 🫣
Hard glistening dick poking out from under my black shorts
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Coworker just signed off our call with “take a good one!” (probably trying to decide between “take it easy” and “have a good one”) I’m gonna start using it when saying bye to other gays 👋🏻
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I helped make him, he is my son
A very sleepy orange tabby cat, laying belly up with his little mouth slightly ajar. A very curious orange tabby cat’s face, nose pointing upward, sniffing the warm spring air
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Obsessed with my new suit, I wish I had more reasons to wear it. It’s eggplant purple 🍆
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Getting back into oil painting after 12 years. Happy with my little test canvas! #oilpainting #art #gayart #selfportrait
Artist (me) with a curly mustache holding up a small canvas with an underpainting depicting a flaccid penis.Photograph of a small canvas with an oil painting of a flaccid penis. Colors are flesh tones and a blue background
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sunday Funday @dylannn.bsky.social
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Abra the PokémonKadabra the Pokémon
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Loving the art in these sets! Gen 4 has some of my favorite legendaries
Full card art Giratina from Pokémon TCGPFull card art Regigigas from Pokémon TCGPFull card art Cresselia from Pokémon TCGP
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