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Ian Straka

@ianstraka.bsky.social

246 followers 146 following 597 posts

deep squid on the internet community and social media coordinator for magic online, daybreak games tag or dm me for help with MTGO

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Might wanna take another crack at this one, big dog

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Paul Green is so cute and popular

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There's no moderate position between the oppressed and their oppressors.

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We need a transing that takes the lead out of gen x bones

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Capitalism is great at consuming, repackaging, and selling anything that opposes it.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they don't advertise cocaine at baseball games yet

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3:
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i genuinely meant to say chud sheeran but i'm on one

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ed sheeran

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

fka chud

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lil chud x

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tyler the chud

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A Chud to Remember (Farner)

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A family member just knocked on the bathroom door to ask why I semi-shouted "what the fuck" while on the toilet.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All amoebas are.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sow the seeds of chud and reap the chud fruit

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

and then everyone clapped

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can you hurry up?

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

idk a lot of gaza scammers seem to get posted if it's manual

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You're replying to a thing that includes text from that game, you insufferable fuckin weirdo.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

brave

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Get her war-related securities derivatives in the green.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore's kitchen is likely immaculate youtu.be/ph6fmk27grc?...

FENCES - ARROWS (feat. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

YouTube video by Fences

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sheeran did do that though.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore has been like the best guy in music for a long time and it's crazy how popular it is to hate him.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bluesky: Home of Sportsball TM

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Psychosis is a symptom of dementia.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

so?

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They're reenactors paying tribute

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The text is art that AI could never produce

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Saying that is the techbro equivalent of dealers putting fent in heroin. "Shit so strong it kills" is advertising for them.

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

bi den! Like "bye then" but you're joe biden do you get it? unfollowed and reported

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the criminal minds guy broke out of his cage alert the authorities

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hi, fuck you guys. generally speaking. diabolical vibes

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It says that they are the minority. Doesn't say anything else.

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

how else are you going to pay off your insane dick modifications

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

no

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know I'm not healed because each of three times this story has crossed my feed, I have had to physically fight a smile.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I thought this was America.

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You mean Kirkmorrow?

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Endlessly annoying that leftists on here are celebrating their ignorance of people who are shaping the thoughts and discourse of young people. What good are your politics if you're gleefully disconnected from the people those politics need to reach?

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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

no, i deleted it the first time because I spelled prosper wrong

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"any post posted against me shall not prosper" -isaiah 54:69

Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

She actually says it's 17.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it

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If you quote tweet something and you are an evil, awful politician just remember that someone can change their name to anything they want and it may be embarrassing for you.
Shout out to @TheWapplehouse for the idea.
Please listen to @jortscenterpod, too.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Beautiful video