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Ian Roddick

@ianroddick.bsky.social
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Local weirdo Good taste, but no style He/him

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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 4h
Big dilemma—do I buy one Master Chief decanter, or two??
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 4h
I think I’m going to play this after Castlevania. I *loved* the first Control, so I’ve been a bit nervous Resonant wouldn’t hold up.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's against estate reform because he knows he's got a big inheritance coming from Toadsworth.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like this handsome gentleman, I am forever a teen 😎
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao ah yes, the socialist forces that entrap corporations into importing cheap foreign labour have finally been exposed. Real big brain stuff here.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Complaining about “bad faith” funny newspaper writers is so goddamn precious. “I likes them until they gently ribbed MY political beliefs!” Never change, Bluesky!!
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, Halloween Horse Girl, I got you covered…
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh hell yeah, it holds up.
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Bleach: Samurai with Katana
ALT: Bleach: Samurai with Katana
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bae caught you?????
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New McDonaldland guy who smokes a lot.
Imagined face seen in an airplane cabin.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just remembered I’m going to see the Ninja Scroll 4K remaster tonight. Haven’t seen it since I was a kid, it def holds up, right?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The writers on Neagly should be arrested for using the term “ham candle” as a euphemism for penis 🙅🏼‍♂️
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the basement of a big hospital getting healthy-people immunoglobulin pumped into me so I can continue to see/chew/swallow—all at a grand total cost of $0 Public healthcare rocks!
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I worry that I'm dumb sometimes, but at least I'll never do anything this stupid while everyone watches.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm in no way spiritual, but looking into buddhism and radical acceptance helped me make a lot of mental space for what I perceive as moral failings in both myself and others.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sounds like it's mostly rural areas that are having staffing issues, so maybe it could work out? Can't say I'd be upset if only urban folks voted on the referendum, based on the results of literally every rural vote in my entire life.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For thousands of years no one gave a fuck about hamburger, until one brave glove decided to step up and help.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting a bunch of effort into something and seeing it succeed in the exact ways you hoped it would rocks. I know this isn't news to anyone, just having a good one over here. Hell yeah 😎
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Hmmm… all the strong freaks are yawning because there are no new dudes left to fight. Better commit crimes against god and nature so they have fresh sparring partners!”
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just when I think Baki can’t get any stupider, it goes ahead and starts resurrecting long-dead historical figures for bored himbos to fight and TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my coworkers expressed a fondness for this film and I have never let her forget it.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Social media is an addictive menace that has irredeemably damaged the fabric of our culture VS It's fun to make a silly little joke and watch the numbers go up sometimes.
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haremenot @hareme.net · 17/09/2026
No fear meme, three panels. Teen comix. one big meme '15.

panel one: guy in tshirt that says no fear with a second person coming into frame

panel two: close up of second person's shirt that says mediocre ai simpsons porn

panel three: guy in tshirt now says one fear
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I HAD THIS EXACT SAME THOUGHT BUT WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE THIS. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How do we look our children in the eyes if we're leaving them a world where China's computers are better than ours at producing infinite fields of Itchies and Scratchies pushing the boundaries of physical intimacy to places we can't even fathom? How will we sleep at night?
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I can't buy this in Canada I will lose my goddamn mind
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT Sometimes, capitalism gets it right 🥹
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We simply cannot--and must not--let China win the Simpsons porn arms race.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ONLY A LACK OF CLOSET SPACE CAN STOP ME
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This feels like a frame from an anime opening sequence.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no thanks, I'd rather perish
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is so interesting and informative!! Must watch.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(My eyes are also fucked up so I’m allowed)
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God this is incredible youtu.be/0g3K--nbzIc?...
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King of The Hill Anime Opening!
YouTube video by Toon Sleep
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally, someone smart and brave enough (with super-normal eyes) has shown the gumption to stand up for the untold scores of Americans being held back from employment because they were forced to fuck an animal, as noted on their permanent records for some reason. (WTF IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE???)
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love my neighbourhood! 🥰
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Psalm For the Wild-Built (Becky Chambers) is the coziest, sweetest sci fi I’ve ever read. A wonderful peek into a fantasy world where humans are sensible/don’t suck shit.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's going to be a huge disappointment and another needless stain on the organization. Not worth it in the least.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely crazy to me that it’s more acceptable to criticize Israel because you think all Jews are evil than it is to criticize Israel because you believe Palestinians are also human
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To be fair, learning that anyone I know is stupid enough to even humour all of this separatist horseshit would definitely create tension for me.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a Colts fan, getting trampled by Henry in a different jersey still hits the same (nightmarish).
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FORM
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mater is incel, for sure.
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