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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

U want buy pot. Good pot very wriggly Www.roseschmits.com

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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404 Media @404media.co · 14/09/2026

Is AI going to kill us all in 10 years? Discussions of AI doom or existential risk are complicated because they often serve as marketing or excuses for regulatory capture for the biggest AI companies. @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social breaks it down. Watch more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMNB...

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 14/09/2026

My FAQ about my epstein links has people frequently asking questions about my Epstein links already answered by my FAQ

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 27/08/2026

becoming a guy who pronounces SQFT as "Squeeft" my house? yeah it's about 3400 Squeefts.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 08/08/2026

Well if it wasn't built in the oddbins region of France it's really just a

A shopfront in bright yellow that reads "sparkling off license" in dark purple text.

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026

Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...

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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Easily one of the best podcasts I’ve ever listened to, love this world Dylan and Dalton are building and I’m excited to see more. “War of the Worlds” blew me away

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 30/07/2026

Turns out if your uncle is a good match for a kidney donation, you get rushed to the front of the surgery queue. Fucking Nephrotism, I tell you.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 30/07/2026

GOD it is exhausting. indesign recently started shitting the bed every time i placed a file, with a spinning wheel that wouldn't go away even after closing and reopening the app. after some digging I find out they've shadow-enabled a new feature that is AI analysing every image you place by default.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ooh they wrigglin

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 27/06/2026

Logan's run but for net worth.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 23/07/2026

Sneaking. Creeping. Weirding.

A semi wide shot of a little egret, a very pointy white bird with black legs and orange feet, stalking through the mud at a riverside

A close shot of a little egret, a very pointy white bird with black legs and orange feet, stalking through the mud at a riverside all shoulders hunched.

A close up shot of a little egret, a very pointy white bird with black legs and orange feet. One wing is craned out, and it's head appears to be on backwards. It's freaky shit.

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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

His full name is David Lubega Balemezi. "Lou Bega" is just his little bit of moniker.

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

All day I dream about the icecream van. LITERALLY HE HAS BEEN ROUND ONLY ONCE THIS WEEK. open.substack.com/pub/nothingb...

Blog card with photo of a big squirt of icecream covered in sprinkles and red sauce with a flake in it. Text: Where is the icecream van? This guy has one job. He has one job, which is to arrive in the hot weather and deliver almost directly to my mouth the one thing that it most wants: a horrible icecream.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 18/07/2026

Fuck yeah

$Hundreds of people with trans pride flags. Not even a fraction of Brighton trans pride march today, stretching down to the seafront$

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 17/07/2026

Farage's message to his challenger

A drug amnesty bin for a large beach gig. The sign on top reads "Surrender Bin"

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 17/07/2026

They invented a new version of twister for people over 30

A box containing the game twister, but with a green first aid kit crudely taped to it.

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Solemnly reversing my England flag back to racist

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 13/07/2026

Where's that November Kelly tweet about how British trains might be shit but at least they're free. This is my fourth consecutive journey with major delays, I'm so good at the delay repay website now.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 12/07/2026

Did Bellingham and haaland kiss? Is that why everyone is cheering?

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 11/07/2026

We have a pride flag up in the window to mitigate the death ray powers of the sun, but as a nice side effect, all of our shadows and reflections are extra gay

A monstera plant next to a wall, the shadow it is casting has a rainbow fringe. 🌈

A pair of sunglasses reflecting the progress pride flag (out of date unfortunately)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 27/06/2026

Logan's run but for net worth.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 27/06/2026

At a Syrian/Scottish wedding with a baklava in one hand and a tunnocks teacake in the other

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 27/06/2026

Important upgrades to the coffee equipment

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 25/06/2026

new rule, everything has to spend at least 20 minutes in the freezer before entering my body. everything.

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kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 21/06/2026

Enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE

A wide shot of an azure damselfly resting on a leaf over a pond

A close shot of an azure damselfly resting on a leaf over a pond

A very close shot of an azure damselfly resting on a leaf over a pond

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20/06/2026

Theyre filling the reflecting pool with that red sarcophagus juice. Remember that? From 2018? Anyway the internet is going bonkers

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I could watch robots falling over all day.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/06/2026

The idea that every human is a life deserving of fundamental rights, dignity & care—irrespective of race, religion, nationality, ethnicity, sexuality, gender identity, or ability—*is* the common ground. It is the ground of the universal. People opposed to this aren't interested in common ground.

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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I think those who want a social media ban for under 16s are just scared that their Snapchat conversations with under 16s are gonna leak.

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 11/06/2026

how I imagine @patrickklepek.bsky.social feels recording his audio diaries

a screenshot of dale cooper from the first episode of Twin Peaks, talking into a voice recorder while driving. the subtitles read
"Chia, morning of Summer Game Fest.
Entering the town of Los Angeles."

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Resident Ian (2026) @iananan.uk · 06/06/2026

Women's timbersports is live on YouTube right now, fascinating terrifying stuff.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It’s happening!

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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Smashed it, Keir. Well done lad.

Keir Starmer's list of pledges from his 2020 Labour leadership campaign

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 07/05/2026

📢 Polling stations are now open! 📢 Want to replace the failing Labour Party and defeat the hateful message of Reform? Get yourself down to your local polling station and vote Green today! Every vote counts. Make sure your voice is heard 💚 Don’t forget your Photo ID for voting in England!

Vote Green Poster by Artist Raissa Pardini - Vote Green - Join for a real change, real hope.

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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

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