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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"seeing people's bare feet touch the floor at airport security is so gross!" *Looks up from cleaning sand out of various toddler crevices* Mhmm sure if you say so
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am trying to imagine a small child named Brian but I can't I know one person my age named Bryan. But pretty sure he was the last one
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I guess part of having a toddler is when I zone out, I'm thinking about the deeply upsetting relationship between sentient trains and their engineers in Thomas and Friends And how all these giant fancy trains keep visiting *an island* and then spend all their time insulting the locals
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I could go for some nonessential oils right about now
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"return to status quo' bold move acting like we left the status quo at some point
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why do I know so many people who like golf
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Succinct and accurate! Thanks onion
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh god the toddler has learned to open doors
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
People really are just like the scene in beauty and the beast where Gaston scares everyone and they decide something they heard about two seconds ago wants to kill them and is the root of all their problems
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Me: going to wfh today so I can start early and focus My cat: *LOUD MROWLL* My cat: *RROOOOOWLLLLOWWLLL* My cat: *makes prolonged eye contact while holding a rolled up pair of fuzzy socks in his mouth* ...great this happening repeatedly with different socks every time isn't distracting at all
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
There are like 50 people here with the same first name. YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHICH ONE IM MEETING WHEN YOU INTRODUCE US for the love of god
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sometimes I think I should run for office on the platform of sucking way less than everyone else running and also I care
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Toddler is afraid of ... Romulans
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What do I do with like 15 sturdy tension rod segments!? Like extender segments. Not the part with ends. Just tube-ish things!?
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Another. I think we are averaging one per month (that I see posted about)
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"oh you have an executive function disorder? How about we make it so that executive function skills are required to obtain the medication that helps with your executive function! No refills, no automation whatsoever; yes, this is good and logical" they said, cackling assholeishly
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Oh my gosh I have both cats on me! And a whole arm free I COULD FIT ANOTHER CAT
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I didn't realize Thomas & Friends was this weird. It's petty and insane office drama but with trains
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Today's weird toddler thing: furiously scribbling on the magnetic tablet. Murmuring gently to himself. Then, in a sweet little sing song voice, he says "bye ma maaa, by da daaaa" as he erases the chaotic scribbles
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Soup night SOUP NIGHT soup night SOUUUP night (1 of 2). Tonight is BROOOOOTH night (hidden booooones) and tomorrow is yum bits and nooooodles
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
He's two years old and every day is a better hair day than I've ever had. I shook out my messy bun like they do in shampoo commercials and oops frazzled chunky super saiyan
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gardening at this phase of my life is just watching things do whatever they want while nodding approvingly. For example, my lettuce, which is approximately 3 feet long. Yes, I meant it to bolt, I wanted to see what lettuce flowers look like, obviously, I am in control here, I say confidently
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i think we do ourselves a disservice when we are allowed to forget that every piece of civil rights legislation was written with the blood of martyrs. a few drops of the blood used to write the VRA was viola liuzzo’s. she was murdered by klansmen after the march from selma to montgomery.
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Quick yes/no: is "all the cylinders are kicking" a phrase I should immediately understand
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Who convinced us that never being offended by anything is a worthy goal
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wohohoho headline
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I need someone to make an account that is like help I just got here and what the fuck is happening
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm on this platform to follow journalists and people who know shit about stuff and I guess this is where I should be, because I have no goddam clue who and what any one of these fine folks are referring to with about 98% of their posts (And learning is good but I have a day job too and I'm tired)
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Proud and embarrassed to sheepishly admit (with great enthusiasm), that I wrote and ran my first ever unit tests today It's fun to learn things I should already know and might have known already if I hadn't spent the last 7 years using the equivalent of a napkin thrown into the sea as an IDE
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/04/2026
ProPublica has found multiple cases of women with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions. Tierra Walker, a 37-year-old mother, was told by doctors there was no emergency before preeclampsia killed her. (Published Nov. 2025)
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“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They think you're stupid.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
blanket pardons for everyone “within 200 feet of the oval office” like crimes against humanity has a splash zone. first three rows WILL get wet (with the blood of innocents)
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/04/2026
Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 11/04/2026
Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What the ffff ugh
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A staggering new finding from Harvard's Joint Center for Housing Studies: since 2001, the money left over each month for lower-income renters—after paying rent and utilities—has fallen 60 percent to a record low of $210. $210 left over for food, healthcare, childcare, and everything else.
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Words my toddler has said today that I didn't know he knew: - heavy - squeeze - bar code (the bar code is on the yardstick he uses to get things out from under the couch)
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
IT WAS NOT A FLY. IT WAS NOT A FLY IT WAS A HONEYBEE My flesh has left my skeleton and is creeping along the floor
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A fly just flew up my pant leg. After I'd spent quite a while thinking about the reddit post about accepting and appreciating wasps. It was horrifying. I think I need a mental health day to deal with this lol
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is delightful
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Parenting is hard. Also there are many delightful moments like when your toddler is gently cradling a Halloween skull and a soot sprite slipper and singing them an incomprehensible version of the ABCs
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I cannot quite believe, in 2026, that I’m seeing a writer in the Atlantic make the argument “sure, they’re slaves, but they’re happy and content! So it’s okay!”
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Looking at the in flight map reminds me of my irrational irritation that capitals aren't in the geographic center of states
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Let this serve as evidence that I did in fact return my rental car to Hertz just now, in case they decide to pretend I did not. I have a selfie. I don't want the car. Don't come for me.
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I refuse to accept that Harris Teeter is a real grocery store I don't care that I can see one before me and I don't care that I've even been inside one. NOT. REAL.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
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Oh no @iamveryloud.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
MORE ESCAPED TORTOISES Im so mad I haven't found one on the loose yet
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This should be a much bigger story. Kegseth is essentially saying he wants to use the Anthropic software to commit war crimes and will therefore not agree to be bound to well established US and international law rules. Outrageous.
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