it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026murmuring a quiet yet intense “hell yeah” in ancient greek to my fellow carsonheads today 110
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New #comic about a senator named Senator Sickman (D-CA). He is a senator. By the way you can read all my dumbass comics at excessivevibrato.com. 020
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026periodic reminder that there used to be a late 19th/early 20th century Vienna fashion magazine called Wiener Mode 000
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363541415
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is finally the right weather in Seattle for the Forbidden Outfit (shorts + big boxy sweater) 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026please do not make it easier for people to podcast. society is already about 60% podcasters 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026counter-counterargument: telling trans people to “be pragmatic” and vote for centrist Dems who want to eradicate their right to exist in public while pretending to be progressive otherwise is insanely stupid, both morally and pragmatically. nobody wants to vote for Just a Little Bit of Transphobia 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026opening my comically oversized manila folder labeled NOVEL IDEAS to reveal a single index card with one word hastily scrawled upon it… SUPERGUN 020
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this food shelf could be funded for $44,000 a year. remember that billionaires don't just have a lack of conscience or a bad habit of ignoring hungry people. they intentionally starve them to reinforce the idea of money as moral right. it is an active, not passive form of evil 123355
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesit’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026in a move that some experts are calling economically unlikely, the president has pledged seventeen trillion dollars to anyone who physically stops a democrat from voting at the ballot box. “he probably doesn’t have enough money for that,” said Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) 0201
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026in a move that some experts are calling economically unlikely, the president has pledged seventeen trillion dollars to anyone who physically stops a democrat from voting at the ballot box. “he probably doesn’t have enough money for that,” said Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) 0201
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the muppet show already has a premise, one of the greatest premises of all time in fact, and that is simply “what if there were muppets” 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026[panicking as I try to sell some glitchy plagiarism software that I’ve dumped billions into] all right so you know thinking? having thoughts? what if you could do that way less 020
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the white house spokesperson has made it clear that the president’s molting skin is a sign of vigor and deep respect for the american people. “for our great leader to shed at this time shows that his current growth has exceeded the rigidity of his former carapace” she said monday 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026this morning I bolted awake with the phrase “smoky sandwich machine” still fresh on my lips. I fear I shall never see such a machine in the waking world 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ICE Present During Incident Involving the Cessation of Person’s Bodily Activities 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hard loss tonight but it just goes to show that the old adage about soccer really is true: if the ball doesn’t go in the goal, you’ll be hard pressed to get a point (because points come from goal) 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026the guitar tab forums have erupted into anarchy after I reveal the forbidden “all D’s” tuning (DDDDDD) 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026[youtube influencer whose main thing is reviewing different sea salts tries to start each new vid with a snappy catchphrase to get his lagging views up] rise and brine bro 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026once again imagining what the internet would be like if facebook hadn’t tricked everyone into Pivoting to Video in 2015 by juicing their numbers 020
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026is there any online information-conveying format worse than the vile Video Where Person Points at Lines of Text On Screen While Nodding and Making the Uh-Huh Face 120
Reposted by it’s trevor barneskarl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Kagan points out in the dissent here that Alito is too much of a coward to even put Trump’s supposedly non-racist statements in his opinion. 251878557
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026all this AI shit is like the textbook definition of an unforced error. “it turns out that using a sketchy software program that costs a shitload of money and ruins the environment ALSO atrophies my ability to think.” well you could have, you know, not done that 311
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026lol “there is no established solution against deskilling right now” actually there is a very good solution. and get this: it’s super established www.nature.com/articles/d41... 131
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026incredible. looking like the villain in a kids’ movie about talking pets 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I asked two guys in my building if they think we should burn the building down. One said yes, one said no. So obviously I’m pretty stunned that half the building thinks it should burn 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Feels insane to show these percentages and make blanket statements like “Democratic voters want…” without mentioning that only 611 people answered the question. 47% of that is 287 people. No matter how randomized your sample is, you can’t extrapolate to all potential Democratic voters! 132
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026amassing One Trillion Dollars so i can cheat at video games by night and meticulously demolish the social safety net and all humanitarian aid by day 020
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026it rules that the dudes on the right who push “masculinity” so hard always happen to look like undercooked muffins 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026she’s got bangs for days dude… bangs down to HERE 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026[“tapping the sign” voice] tapping the sign bsky.app/profile/iamt... 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“most Democrats believe…“ no they don’t! a few hundred people believe that! I get how random sampling works in statistics, but people’s political opinions aren’t a random variable with a predictable distribution 110
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026every year I animorph further into Angry Old Man Who Thinks Political Polling Is Inherently Useless. you have to dig around to discover that these percentages, which sound so official and persuasive and dire, are talking about a grand total of 611 people 100
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026hahaaaa that’s such a good one. any hymn really would be deranged and hilarious 220
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesRyan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now 5939721573
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026trying to think of the funniest possible walk-on song for a baseball player. maybe “Manic Monday” by the Bangles 100
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026president donald j trump has stolen one billion dollars from taxpayers and promised to give it to a group of violent insurrectionists, a move some critics are saying may be questionably legal 000
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 18/05/2026it took this country five decades for the surviving interned Japanese-Americans who were deprived of absolutely everything and imprisoned for no cause to get $20,000 in reparations per person. we are currently awarding the guys who did the Beer Hall Putsch five years ago orders of magnitude more 81061334
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Mom, can you come pick me up? Yeah, Seattle is being super mean to me again after I singlehandedly destroyed its beloved NBA team, brutally punished my employees for unionizing, and became a billionaire. 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026the Super Mario Bros, both enhanced by invincibility stars, savagely beating an enraged Homelander to death 010
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026guessing they mean strikes in the bowling sense, not baseball. i.e. another banger 11452
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesJon @thelitcritguy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026AT THE HEART OF MODERN CULTURE, A NIGHTMARISH VOID Me, in @currentaffairs.bsky.social www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...currentaffairs.orgThe Banal Horror of Jimmy FallonUnder the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture. 1319264
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026SENATOR: Sir, did you or did you not tell the president behind closed doors that, quote, “there is no such thing as a vii half-diminished chord; it is merely a V dominant chord with an added ninth and no root”? CABINET NOMINEE: I never said that. I never said that. 000
it’s trevor barnes @iamtrevorbarnes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026making a podcast should be more illegal than murdering someone 010
Reposted by it’s trevor barnesPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment 6658241117
