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Scott Hays

@iamscotthays.com
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reading, running, records, whiskey, politics, auburn, braves. design director. birmingham based.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 5h
Google Drive's desktop app doesn't really do anything, does it? Just a bunch of dummy buttons to make you think you can do things.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 20h
I think I’m just gonna choose not to find out what the Matchbox movie has to do with Matchbox cars.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 11/10/2026
Is David Brooks living a ‘50 First Dates’ situation?
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 11/10/2026
“If you might see him as martyr, please don’t watch” is such a great point. These people are so dumb.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 11/10/2026
SEC: Georgia Bama Everyone else.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 11/10/2026
“If Picasso had a wallet, it’d probably be this one…” Picasso died in the 1970s, he definitely had a wallet. It wasn’t that one.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 10/10/2026
Thought he was Steve Spurrier and acted like it 4 games into the season. Now getting trounced by South Carolina at home. Second manhandling in 2 weeks. Poetry.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deeply American sentence (from Davy Crockett’s wikipedia page)
Despite Crockett’s opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
All that brilliant management in game 2* wiped away in game 4. *Didier pitched Walt into looking brilliant.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
You know y’all can beat the Braves without whatever this PitchCom cheating thing y’all are doing is, right?
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
Name 3 of your favorite numbers, then.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
Still can’t do it if you’re playing or managing… And you could gamble then?
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
Beta.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
They don’t know you can take a first pitch strike, do they?
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
Has anyone besides Michael Harris thought about actually trying?
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 08/10/2026
Great move, Walt.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/10/2026
“The guy always I vote with made cuts to healthcare” isn’t the argument she thinks it is.
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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DOJ hired these prosecutors: -A gambling exec turned conspiracy theorist podcaster -A guy found liable for selling fraudulent insurance leads -A guy who violated attorney-client privilege in a high-profile murder trial -A guy currently facing animal neglect charges www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/u...
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Justice Dept. Turns to Partisans and Conspiracists to Fill Depleted Ranks
The civil rights unit has recruited people whose questionable work histories and dearth of education and experience might have disqualified them in the past, former officials said.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/10/2026
Meta’s Muse commercial basically just said “we’ll send you a lot of annoying notifications while you run.” Brilliant marketing.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/10/2026
Early challenge kills, but you gotta risk it there, in the 6th, Olson.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
finally got around to putting one of these together. had to make some hard cuts but wound up with the right group
my 9 albums: the sound that made me

Now! That's What I Call Music 1
Now! That's What I Call Music 2
Now! That's What I Call Music 3
Now! That's What I Call Music 4
Now! That's What I Call Music 5
Now! That's What I Call Music 6
Now! That's What I Call Music 7
Now! That's What I Call Music 8
Now! That's What I Call Music 9
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 06/10/2026
Supreme Court justices having billionaire friends isn’t odd at all. I’m sure they’re just good hangs.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
He just learned the word artificial and he's going to use it!
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
Getting engaged isn't "getting the law involved." Should have saved that one for the wedding.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
Just insane guys are out here hitting 103 on the radar gun and have ERAs.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
Stop with the behind the plate camera angle, FS1. It’s trash.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
Get beat throwing strikes, not dancing around a guy hitting .250.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
4 straight balls to Albies, no swings, ump has it 2-2. Be better.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026
The rare score clearing touchdown.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 04/10/2026
Sports culture has ruined politics.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Gotta play better, but this screwed us.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Play before that was a first down but let’s not review that. Check their Kalshi accounts.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Oh, so now forward motion doesn’t stop.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Family values party.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
I’m again begging the authorities to investigate SEC refs’ Kalshi accounts.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
You’ve been married 40 years and you’re just now telling your family they can also use Navy Federal Credit Union?!
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Can’t be “right in their face” if you’re on their side.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
If it’s stopped, blow your whistle, cheaters.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
War Eagle.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Wait, he thinks this bill adds daylight, doesn’t he.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
I mean, the PGA Tour could just start earlier in the day.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
My issue with Sonic having Bijan Robinson and Baker Mayfield “scoring” $7 meal deals is that they don’t score “sevens,” they score sixes. Makes the phrasing awkward.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
He’s pitched a lot, and may be more valuable down the series, but I’d kinda lean towards starting Didier for 2 or 3 innings.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Not an (wannabe) authoritarian, tho. Such a weak beta.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026
Ah, make yourself rich, show Putin he can bully his way into normalcy.
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