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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/10/2026

The rare score clearing touchdown.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 03/10/2026

Not an (wannabe) authoritarian, tho. Such a weak beta.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 25/09/2026

Not the point of the article, but y’all would complain if she had left the area. And it really doesn’t make sense to mention in this article, @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/n...

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 30/08/2026

Brian Linder’s headline writer must be stopped. Death sucks. 89 is a great run. The country music world isn’t rocked.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 20/08/2026

Ok, but what is the tone of this headline? How am I supposed to feel? Is this awesome? Shocking? Controversial? Heroic? Impressive? Criminal? Why are we sharing this and why is this how the push notification phrased?

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 12/08/2026

What, y’all think those hats are cheap?

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 11/08/2026

I don’t care if challenges are a thing, that ump made a terrible ball call that costs the Braves massively. Trash call.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 18/07/2026

So we’re not post anything??

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 06/07/2026

Did the sun write this?

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 27/06/2026

I can’t explain it, but “giants” starts with a hard g on this jersey.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 24/06/2026

Things were better when it was just “we know what you meant.” Wasting all the water to be dumber.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 20/05/2026

"He couldn't have raped those people, he's nice to me!" energy. Eat the rich.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/05/2026

Forgetting "playing with" in this headline really changes things.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 25/03/2026

. @nytimes.com, quit normalizing this guy. He’s not “considering diplomacy.” He’s rambling through all options incoherently and taking bribes.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/03/2026

“A person interacted with the front door.” I came home.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 07/03/2026

Why are we presenting it like this? Dude just says what sounds good. Do better, @espn.com.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 12/02/2026

Folks aren’t even trying anymore. www.espn.com/college-foot...

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 10/02/2026

"having to" What in the ever-loving delusion...

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 10/02/2026

American Eagle’s target market was high school kids but they marketed towards college kids. — And you’ll never guess where 8-14 year olds get their money.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 25/01/2026

open.substack.com/pub/auburnob...

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 23/01/2026

“My choice to be stupid supersedes your right to live.” - the pro-life party.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 16/01/2026

Cool tough on crime party.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 16/01/2026

How embarrassing for him.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 23/12/2025

Look, I know she did some impressive things, but I don't think she discovered Christmas. We knew about it before then.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 18/12/2025

One of them is dead and the other is 79. An unserious administration.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 18/12/2025

“But wait, there’s more. Call now and receive a set of knives…”

A screenshot of a presidential address update from Luke Broadwater, transcribing a quote from Donald Trump, “we are sending every soldier $1,776,” he promised. “The checks are already on their way.”

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 17/12/2025

www.pastemagazine.com/music/drive-...

A screenshot of an article that reads: his words about the Deep South make sense. “The South is so conflicted, because there is so much to hate and so much about our reputation is deservedly bad,” Hood says. “But there’s a beauty to that place that’s undeniable and often not talked about enough. And when it is talked about, I was always irked by the fact that the people who would talk about the beautiful parts would try to whitewash the dark, ugly truth. To me, to talk about beauty without acknowledging the other is dishonest and doesn’t serve us well. It makes us look ridiculous. No one’s gonna listen to someone talking about how friendly the Southerners are when all they’re thinking about is fire hoses. You have to acknowledge that, to get to the other part of it.” with "To me, to talk about beauty without acknowledging the other is dishonest and doesn’t serve us well. It makes us look ridiculous." highlighted in blue.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 16/12/2025

Great system we have in this country.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 16/12/2025

It's not a huge thing, but I need a reporter to ask Trump some historical sports stats questions. Or even a stat he should know about his current job pertaining to like yesterday.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 16/12/2025

From the party that wants armed teachers and more school cops.

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 09/12/2025

A black cat walks along the driveway…

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Scott Hays @iamscotthays.com · 05/12/2025

He's not, he won't, he's still president and this is the kind of quote you give after reviewing a guy's record and dedicating a building 100 years later. The saddest people.