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I'd follow a rabbit down a rabbit hole if I could.

Typical of the BBC to view an imperial act of genocide as a civilising process. Some of my ancestors only survived by lurking in the swamp. They would have been Christians, in a worshiping-the-bones-of-some-guy-called-John type way.

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Labour would kick out any MP who supported a left wing party in an election.

We'll drop some Nelson's Blood While we're raving on his grave. We'll drop some Nelson's Blood While we're raving on his grave. We'll drop some Nelson's Blood While we're raving on his grave. At the ol' Saint Paul's All-nighter.

Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You can actually just read other people's opinions without expressing your own politically illiterate nonsense.

Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A centrist! Ugh. What are they even for?

Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Have you been talking to other reply guys?

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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Comrade Photographer is still employed by Labour.

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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

FTL is the same as time travel. If you think about it. Oh, there goes my belief.

Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I'd also acquired quite a hatred for women. And I found myself making frequent public declarations of Islamophobia and white supremacy."

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Godzilla @iamgodzilla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"So you want to bring the system down from the inside?" "Woah there. I didn't say anything about bringing the system down."

"Communism is when billionaires control everything to benefit private businesses." Genius level analysis.

In the Andes they make a hard cake of sugar and the ashes of burned quinoa plants. This is then added to coca leaves in the mouth to release the alkaloids that gives the leaf it's pharmaceutical properties. If God isn't admiring the innovation then I'm sure Pachamama is.

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We can all enjoy one consequence as a treat.

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I'm gonna take this to my doctor this afternoon to explain how I feel.

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Keeping their heads down after they helped lynch that guy.

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I thought it was pronounced "lynch mob fanzine"

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If you say the word and the other person understands then it has been pronounced correctly. If I accidentally pronounce "jalapeños" Spanishly then the guy taking my pizza order is going to reply with "What?" That is my failure, not theirs.

Old Man Yells At Regional Accents

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There used to be something called Mississippi Mud Mayo in Sainsburys. It was the first mayonnaise I liked. I don't know what was in it. I tried googling to see if it still exists. But the internet tells me it's cum.

We are all uniquely broken. Each one of us a damaged and irregular snowflake, melting on a hot dog turd.

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I had a primary school teacher like you. He used to humiliate me in front of the class on a regular basis for my inability to concentrate. I got hit a few times as well. He was later convicted of sexually assaulting some of the other children.

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I always thought I was paying the price for being clever. I still think it. I often quote The Queen's Gambit. "Two sides of the same coin. You've got your gift ... and you've got what it costs." I have internalised so much. How do I help stop others suffering as I have suffered?

The Queen's Gambit TV programme. Mr Shaibel looks down at a chessboard. Beth looks on from a distance.

"Dyslexia: Just laziness, right?" "Wheelchairs: Taxpayer Funded Gocarting" "Pills: Just buy Polo mints you malingering louts!" "Illness: The Case For Racial Purity"

Go have another sleep. As a treat.

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These people wandering around picking litter are the dregs. They will never realise that Labour is now just another Tory party.

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I'm enjoying the robot discourse today but I feel like Robot Chicken already did much of the groundwork on this topic.

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Anyone repeating the obviously false claim that the Guardian is left-wing is already suspect. Using that lie to claim the Guardian wasn't part of the killing of a young black man is just nakedly evil.

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The Guardian journalists joined in a lynching. Claims of righteousness won't sway the minds of anyone who thinks lynching is bad.

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