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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq.

@iamfayte.bsky.social
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I demand justice! Justice and Rioja! Green all the way! 🍏 💚 🍏 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇱

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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Excuse me, it's not the 'far let's, it's the 'hard left'. Regardless, much like the 'far right' they're just cunts in a different wrapper.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
At this point, Kemi Badenoch might as well don a cloak, grab a scythe and finish off the Conservative party. It's almost as if that's what she wants to happen.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Polanski's weaponisation of pseudo-antisemitism exposes him as a weak politician. We need a new leader. 💚
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The war with Iran (I use 'war' loosely here) will be the soft, rotting cherry on top of Trump's failed presidency. What his tenure has done, though, along with his previous stint, is expose a cancer within the US - his supporters. Societal changes are needed to ensure it doesn't spread further.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
People screaming about definitions of anti-Semitism that don't understand what anti-Semitism is should shut the fuck up. Thinking that Israel's actions are disgusting and hating Jews are two completely different things. Also, if you think Zack Polanski is a knob, you're just grounded. He is.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The number of genocide gargling, wank-lords on this platform is quite worrying.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love how he's made himself look like a gym grandpa. Twat. Nice tits, though. Trump shares AI image of himself and Cabinet lounging in Reflecting Pool www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump shares AI image of himself and Cabinet lounging in Reflecting Pool
Trump’s odd AI image came on the same day the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation site was vandalized with graffiti
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why does Erika Kirk look like she's going to drop some God on Snake Plissken? IYKYK.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tutiac Bordeaux Merlot 2022. Nice drop. Pretty smooth for a relatively cheap bottle. Would drink again. Really nicely balanced, a little on the bitter side... just a hint, though. Quite dark fruit heavy. Wasn't expecting to enjoy quite so much. #wine #redwine #winereview
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hopefully John Ashby spends the next 15-20 years being someone's bitch. You'll need plenty of Anusol, John. Make sure you pack some. Cunt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
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Man being sentenced for rape and religiously aggravated abuse of Sikh woman - follow live
John Ashby subjected his victim to a stream of Islamophobic abuse during the attack in Walsall last October, wrongly believing her to be a Muslim, the court heard.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don't want the music to stop. Ever.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Up Next: Universities offer degrees in 'Prompt Construction & Design'. Prerequisites: Knowing how to do the job you're asking AI to support you with.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine being Trump and knowing that when you die, there will be much rejoicing.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Why is it that every group I join on Pokémon Go does little to no work? Currently me, 300/500 caught. Everyone else, 40.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine leaving a legacy like Trump. Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As a recruiter, this makes me laugh. 500+ applications per role , the vast majority of which are either minimalist, 'throw shit at the wall and hope some sticks' garbage or AI generated slop. I read them all. No, I don't have time to respond to them all, surprisingly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Graduate describes being 'ghosted' by 400 employers
The term ghosting is common in the dating world - but job applicants are increasingly reporting it.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Nobody seems to give a fuck about being suckered by AI.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just leaving this here. Bless. All he needs now is a little, stick-on moustache.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Kier Starmer is an inept prick. Kier Starmer has always been an inept prick. The Olly Robbins drama has merely highlighted it even more. Labour will continue to fail without strong leaders who possess presence, conviction and integrity.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've just heard about the passing Desmond Morris. Such an incredible loss, but also an amazing legacy. The Naked Ape is still relevant today.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Bad robot.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD Vance's failure is now complete. #hungary
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good morning.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wonder if the Artemis crew will be some of the last humans left alive? What a time to be in space!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/04/2026
Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Likewise, 'The Country' can only withstand so many bad decisions from an inept cunt that only cares about his bank balance.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So, how are Americans feeling about being more isolated than ever? I mean, your best 'friend' is now Russia. That's progress though, right? If you're sad about it, cry more. You elected the fat, whining cunt.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yes, it's April Fools' day. No, Trump having a toddler moment over NATO isn't an April Fool.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If it wasn't clear that Trump is a Russian asset before today, it should be now. If it still isn't clear, you've permanently damaged your brain due to the amount of raw squirrel meat that you've consumed. Also, I hate you.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump's considering leaving NATO? Good. Fuck off. All the way off.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
... and we thought Sarah Palin was bad. Palin would have done a better job.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can't feed the poor. Got money for war.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Pam Bondi truly is dead behind those eyes. There's nothing. She's a corrupt machine, nothing more. There will be a reckoning. There has to be.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fuck you, you obese, turd-gargling shitcunt. #trump
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Donald, you do realise that when you're gone, everything you've built will be torn down and renamed, right? The only legacy you're leaving is the stank of your nasty, fat criminal ass on every seat you've sat on.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump thinks you're stupid. Why? Because you're stupid. #iran #talks #flyingpig
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Legend has it that MissQGemini is still waiting for a response from Clara.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Brooks Potteiger (dumbass name) will burn in hell with the other murderers, rapisrs and pedos. Having said that, there is no heaven or hell so the entire argument is moot. Might as well be arguing over which Thundercat could beat Skeletor in a fight.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The most savage takedown in the history of the internet.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am an accountant. I hate numbers. I hate Excel. I live in a permanently angry state and I love it.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Does the fact that my playlist hops seamlessly between Natalie Merchant and Slayer say anything about me? I should hope so.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Good morning. It's a War Ensemble kinda day. Hopefully nobody will look at me the wrong way. youtu.be/jqnC54vbUbU?...
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Slayer - War Ensemble
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
So, American types. What's it like being isolated? My friends wanted to know. You remember friends, right? Bibi doesn't count.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That fat sack of tits wouldn't know one end of a deal from another. Fact. This is entirely manufactured to line the pockets of oil investors.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's only just a crush, it'll go away... It's just like all the others, it'll go away...
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Can we just get on with getting Trump in jail before he dies, please? Thanks in advance.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Iran says no talks have taken place. Never thought I'd say this, but I believe them over something a sitting US President said. That's sad, isn't it? #trump #iran #shitshow
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