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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq.

@iamfayte.bsky.social
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I demand justice! Justice and Rioja! Green all the way! 🍏 💚 🍏 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇱

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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Enjoy your oats"
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just leaving this here. Bless. All he needs now is a little, stick-on moustache.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've just heard about the passing Desmond Morris. Such an incredible loss, but also an amazing legacy. The Naked Ape is still relevant today.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good morning.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can't feed the poor. Got money for war.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fuck you, you obese, turd-gargling shitcunt. #trump
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If Trump were a shoe, he'd be a flip flop. You can't make this shit up.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
No thanks. If I want to listen to bullshit I'll go sit in the barn 🐂 💩
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
What the actual fuck? Trump needs to stay in his lane. Also, as for Jeff Landry, that failing cunt wouldn't know one end of a nurse from the other. More evidence that America is FUBAR. There's nothing wrong with Greenland's healthcare.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This guy.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Love you boo x
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wait. I see the confusion here. You thought I said the 'extraterrestrial' files.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
In the immortal words of Barry the Baptist, that Pam Bondi, she's a ...
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hell will hold no surprises for her. If you know, you know 😏
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi looks like she's about to swallow a guinea pig whole in this photo.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Let's just all remember that Obama isn't mentioned in the Epstein files. He may be referred to, but no communication. He's. Not. In. There. This fat, mutated, gropey, sack of shit is, though. He is, a lot.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#dailymaga
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I need coffee before I pick the corn out of this turd. I will say immediately though that the assertion that the dancing was disgusting for young viewers is hilarious, coming from a 'man' who loved to watch teen beauty contestants changing...
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Safestyle man would like a word.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Whenever I see this photo I like to imagine that Laura Loomer is doing a really shitty cover of Cher's 'Do you Believe in Life After Love?'
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This made me laugh.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
President Trump, firstly you forgot to thank yourself for producing this incredible piece of unbiased analysis. Secondly, as a 'pathetic vehicle of the right' who's even less interested in facts and has spent a lifetime promoting division, sexism, greed and racism, I feel you're projecting here.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh this is fucking gold. Pure gold! Tactical dissociation alert! Show us the unredacted files you fat, mango-faced fuck!
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States" Oh no, did someone disagree with you, Donnie? Sad.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So much material here. I would like to thank myself for posting it, though.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes!" -- Beth Gaga Shaggy
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Seems legit. #epsteinfiles
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just wanted to share this beautifully composed image of Katie Hopkins drinking an orphan tears and chihuahua piss cocktail.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just another day for innocent Minnesotans...
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Remember these spawny twats from the other place? Yeah, I don't miss them either.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Republicans waking up happy in America this morning, watching the world burn.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ivan Raiklin @ivanraiklin.bsky.social learned not to punch up. Stick to punching down, cuck boy.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Munch would love this.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don't know why but Clark Griswold's car just popped into my head.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You forgot people who mount their toilet roll backwards. Anyone entering a bathroom where such an abomination exists should call an exorcist immediately.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
When Matt Gaetz is 85 he'll be selling Juice Weasels on QVC. No? Only me that can see it?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bored of Peace.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
'Donald Diaper' has laid his soul bare in a letter to Norway. Apparently 'Toddler Trump' has thrown all his medals out of his buggy and admitted his primary reason for destroying world peace is his lack of a medal. Peace is still predominantly important to him, though. No, really.
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