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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq.

@iamfayte.bsky.social
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I demand justice! Justice and Rioja! Green all the way! 🍏 💚 🍏 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇱

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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Excuse me, it's not the 'far let's, it's the 'hard left'. Regardless, much like the 'far right' they're just cunts in a different wrapper.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Enjoy your oats"
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Not particularly. It depends on perspective. We're all individuals, Paul.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wasn't a question, though, was it? Spinning pseudo-antisemitism whilst reaching for populist favour without an iota of substance behind it make him and the party look desperate. He sets a wildly divisive tone, appealing only to the polarised. This may, of course, be you. There's that for a start.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is that a question?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Should be. You're forgetting the nature of the indigenous population.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well reasoned, Paul. Well reasoned.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Polanski is a gobshite, so the dip isn't surprising. That said, I want the party to do well.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
At this point, Kemi Badenoch might as well don a cloak, grab a scythe and finish off the Conservative party. It's almost as if that's what she wants to happen.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Polanski's weaponisation of pseudo-antisemitism exposes him as a weak politician. We need a new leader. 💚
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The war with Iran (I use 'war' loosely here) will be the soft, rotting cherry on top of Trump's failed presidency. What his tenure has done, though, along with his previous stint, is expose a cancer within the US - his supporters. Societal changes are needed to ensure it doesn't spread further.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
People screaming about definitions of anti-Semitism that don't understand what anti-Semitism is should shut the fuck up. Thinking that Israel's actions are disgusting and hating Jews are two completely different things. Also, if you think Zack Polanski is a knob, you're just grounded. He is.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Bill needs to lay off the shrooms.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh lordy, not truncheons?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The number of genocide gargling, wank-lords on this platform is quite worrying.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love how he's made himself look like a gym grandpa. Twat. Nice tits, though. Trump shares AI image of himself and Cabinet lounging in Reflecting Pool www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump shares AI image of himself and Cabinet lounging in Reflecting Pool
Trump’s odd AI image came on the same day the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation site was vandalized with graffiti
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Aha, another amateur realist.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wow, you're pretty far down the rabbit hole. How's the weather down there? Cloudy with a chance of reaching?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That's exactly what you're doing now, though. Isn't it?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If the Greens want a chance at winning anything, you need to go, and go now.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why does Erika Kirk look like she's going to drop some God on Snake Plissken? IYKYK.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Looks to me like they have more cards. If the US had them, this 'war' would be over.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tutiac Bordeaux Merlot 2022. Nice drop. Pretty smooth for a relatively cheap bottle. Would drink again. Really nicely balanced, a little on the bitter side... just a hint, though. Quite dark fruit heavy. Wasn't expecting to enjoy quite so much. #wine #redwine #winereview
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hopefully John Ashby spends the next 15-20 years being someone's bitch. You'll need plenty of Anusol, John. Make sure you pack some. Cunt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
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Man being sentenced for rape and religiously aggravated abuse of Sikh woman - follow live
John Ashby subjected his victim to a stream of Islamophobic abuse during the attack in Walsall last October, wrongly believing her to be a Muslim, the court heard.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don't want the music to stop. Ever.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Up Next: Universities offer degrees in 'Prompt Construction & Design'. Prerequisites: Knowing how to do the job you're asking AI to support you with.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine being Trump and knowing that when you die, there will be much rejoicing.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Why is it that every group I join on Pokémon Go does little to no work? Currently me, 300/500 caught. Everyone else, 40.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine leaving a legacy like Trump. Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Tood Blanche is an inept shitcunt, so he fits in well with the 'set'.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As a recruiter, this makes me laugh. 500+ applications per role , the vast majority of which are either minimalist, 'throw shit at the wall and hope some sticks' garbage or AI generated slop. I read them all. No, I don't have time to respond to them all, surprisingly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Graduate describes being 'ghosted' by 400 employers
The term ghosting is common in the dating world - but job applicants are increasingly reporting it.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Indeed! Stick to anal, dipshits!
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Nobody seems to give a fuck about being suckered by AI.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
SightEngine says 97% likely to be AI generated.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The mugshot has an AI generated vibe.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Remove the ones that make us weaker..." I can almost taste the irony. Perhaps try to understand what equality means before figuratively shitting yourself on the internet?
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just leaving this here. Bless. All he needs now is a little, stick-on moustache.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Kier Starmer is an inept prick. Kier Starmer has always been an inept prick. The Olly Robbins drama has merely highlighted it even more. Labour will continue to fail without strong leaders who possess presence, conviction and integrity.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've just heard about the passing Desmond Morris. Such an incredible loss, but also an amazing legacy. The Naked Ape is still relevant today.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Bad robot.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No he didn't. Any oil getting through negatively impacts his profiteering.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When your friends hate you as much as your enemies do, it's time for a little self reflection.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD Vance's failure is now complete. #hungary
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It amazes me why he even needs to mention nuclear weapons. What a wang. He's such a rancid pudding. Rotten to the core.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good morning.
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Nimrod Sputnik III Esq. @iamfayte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There won't be any results because there won't be an investigation. Not any investigation that you or I would recognise as being legitimate, anyway.
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