Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 02/01/2026No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet. 010
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/12/2025Me: “hey what do you call an impolite -“ Daughter: “Rude-oldf“ Me: “…reindeer” 110
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 20/12/2025Every Nextdoor post is like “I hired a plumber who stole my packages and my dog. NEVER AGAIN” 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 20/12/2025I’m 60% sure my oldest daughter told her little sister to “Stop dickin’ around” but that’s not enough confidence to talk to her about it without accidentally teaching her to say “Stop dickin’ around” 010
Reposted by Eric SteeleBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025A Christmas Carol is a story about how children suffer and die from treatable illnesses because the wealthy choose to keep them in poverty. It also correctly notes that the only thing a rich bastard fears is the inevitably of death. It even has Muppets in it. Truly Dickens' most timeless work. 416833
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 15/12/2025Using a phone is uncomfortable post-LASIK, and they should advertise that as a feature of LASIK. 110
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 15/12/2025Walking into 2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard is making a surprised face and the word wow is visible in the foregroundAlt: a man with a beard is making a surprised face looking up and the word wow is visible in the foreground. The words “what a hole” appear next as the man continues to look up. 010
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 13/12/2025Jake Gyllenhaal as Mr Music remains one of my favorite things youtu.be/ddNNN80A_7Y?...youtu.beMusic Everywhere feat. Jake Gyllenhaal | John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch | Netflix Is A JokeYouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke 210
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 13/12/2025I use a “Heard Chef” emoji liberally at work. It’s the perfect acknowledgement without an implicit agreement. I would love to have something like it available outside of slack. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 09/12/2025I just helped my 3-year-old recover from Hyperventilating by singing @alyankovic.bsky.social’s The Saga Begins to her. AMA. 020
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 08/12/2025Gauging my 6-year-olds’s diva levels today: She just told me that she was an empire. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 08/12/2025Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvelmedia.tenor.comtwo men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one moreAlt: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more. The image has a caption that says “You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we’ll get one more” 010
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 07/12/2025[naive cinephile who watched the KPop Demon Hunters fireplace instead of the actual movie] Wow. This movie is one single shot. I get the hype. 020
Reposted by Eric SteeleThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2025Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes 12902106
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 06/12/2025The Rolling Stones covered “Like a Rolling Stone” which I’m surprised I hadn’t heard until today #xpncountdown music.apple.com/us/album/lik...music.apple.comLike a Rolling Stone (Live) by The Rolling Stones on Apple MusicSong · 1995 · Duration 5:38 040
Reposted by Eric SteeleMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over 117124974427
Reposted by Eric Steelejuan @juanbuis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes 14739243
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 04/12/2025I wish I could have been in a crowd hearing Frankie Valli pinch out his falsetto surprise for the first time. 100
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 03/12/2025I’m getting LASIK in one week. Are there any obvious iOS accessibility features that I should enable for my recovery period? 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 01/12/2025I just finished book 8 of 9 in the Expanse series. It’s great, but I have to pace myself so that I don’t finish it before I get LASIK in a week. 120
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/11/2025[Eating dinner and looking out the window at the winter decorations] Me: Melody, what do think of the lights? Melody (3 year old): I love them! Me: Did you see me put them up? Melody: Yes! Do you know who didn’t put them up? Me: Who? Melody: (pointing at herself) ME!!!!! 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/11/2025Cyber Monday deal: Cancel one of your streaming services and save $20/month on streaming services. 092
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 29/11/2025I’m always looking for concert film recommendations available on the Apple TV store. 000
Reposted by Eric SteeleThomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/11/2025AI can solve late-stage capitalism though by breaking it completely 021
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 29/11/2025Two topics came up repeatedly over thanksgiving with my family: 1) Can AI solve this problem for me (no) 2) Late-stage capitalism? 120
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 29/11/2025This two-minute joke video is now the basis of my political, social, and religious beliefs. I support One Big Wife. 021
Reposted by Eric SteeleThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2025Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.comMan Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking LifeBOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki... 171470253
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 28/11/2025My wife just invented crannaise (cranberry sauce with mayonnaise) and I’m having a hard time accepting it. 220
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 27/11/2025I brought the Hoobastank to thanksgiving. It’s an old family recipe. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/11/2025-giggles- www.lego.com/en-us/produc...lego.comShuttle Carrier Aircraft 10360 | LEGO® Icons | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop USSoar into the history of aerospace innovation 010
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/11/2025If Godzilla ever milkshake-ducks, I’m not going to have anything to wear. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 22/11/2025I want to write a kids’ book about the difference between cruel words and cuss words called “Don’t Be Fucking Mean” 110
Reposted by Eric SteeleJazzie 🪐 @jazzie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Having a partner who is also a game developer is awesome for so many reasons, but I never imagined that #Playdate (and frogs) would play a part in our engagement story. Needless to say, I said yes, and Paco & Lily is now available for free on itch for you to play too! 🥰 tkers.itch.io/paco-and-lily 88713
Reposted by Eric SteeleMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting 452087150
Reposted by Eric SteeleNome @nome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.media.tenor.coma statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws. 15139981316
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/11/2025I dress like I’m on a TV show that only had advertising deals with Godzilla and Kirkland brands. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/11/2025This is what it’s like growing up in rural America, and it’s probably the source of a lot of our problems. 030
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/11/2025My 3-year-old just said “widderawy” instead of literally, and it made her sound like a little baby teenager. 000
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/11/2025I’m probably not going to ever need this, but I love the name “Astronoby”: github.com/rhannequin/a...github.comGitHub - rhannequin/astronoby: Astronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and eventsAstronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and events - rhannequin/astronoby 100
Reposted by Eric SteeleAndy Bell @bell.bz · 15/11/2025posted this 6 years ago and it’s still relevant 928350
Reposted by Eric SteeleTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/11/2025 1224175
Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 11/11/2025[listening to the MASH theme song] What a pretty theme song for a comedy show. I wonder what it’s called? 000
Reposted by Eric SteeleIan Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177666871
