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Eric Steele

@iamericsteele.com
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I’m a double girl dad. I write Ruby code for money. Send me your Godzilla content.

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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 02/01/2026
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.
A white and grey cat sleeps on a blue and pink blanket with a white stuffed lamb between their paws.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 13/12/2025
Wrapping presents on a #caturday
A white cat sits next to a grey cat that is laying in a large red and white fabric bag.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/11/2025
Kittens’ first snow
A young grey cat and a young white cat with grey spots look out a window as it snows. Blue, green, yellow, and red lights from a Christmas tree are reflected in the window.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 08/11/2025
I’m 35 minutes into @realgdt.bsky.social‘s Frankenstein, and I’m struck by how much milk Victor Frankenstein drinks.
A man in a black suit wearing a red scarf holds a glass being refilled with milk from a carafe held by servant in an elaborate uniform.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/10/2025
David’s entrance music would be the Mad Men theme (“A Beautiful Mine” by RJD2) music.apple.com/us/album/a-b...
A striped grey cat looking just past the camera.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/10/2025
Daisy’s entrance music would be “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs music.apple.com/us/album/hea...
A white cat with grey patterns on her head, cleaning her paw.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 13/10/2025
A guy in a red cap with glasses wearing a large white costume beard. He looks intense and proud of what he’s done.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/09/2025
A little girl with red hair pointing at a herd of deer in a baseball field.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 13/09/2025
We’ve spent a week with David and Daisy. I think they like it here.
A grey kitten and a white kitten resting in the sun on a grey and white cushion.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 08/09/2025
On Saturday, we adopted a pair of kittens; a brother and a sister.
Two kittens lay on a blanket, looking directly at the viewer. The closest kitten has a grey and white striped pattern. Behind that kitten is a white kitten with grey spots on her back and on top of her head.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 02/09/2025
This is an incredibly efficient review of Quentin Tarantino’s novelization of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”
A screenshot that reads:

“straydogfraternity's review for:
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood by Quentin Tarantino
(Five yellow stars) 5.0
A novel can just be movie trivia.”
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/08/2025
Here’s the fake Labubu without the fur.
A hairless doll with large eyes and a large toothy smile. It’s a naked Labubu.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/08/2025
I also discovered that another fake Labubu’s eyes move freely.
A furry light-purple doll with a big pointy-toothed smile. It has bunny ears and its purple eyes are looking directly at the camera. A furry light-purple doll with a big pointy-toothed smile. It has bunny ears and its purple eyes are unfocused, the left eye looking to the far left of the face and the right eye looking to the far right.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 30/08/2025
We discovered that one of our fake Labubu can take off their fur, so I put it on a troll.
A smiling troll doll with read hair wearing a furry purple suit with bunny ears.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/08/2025
My daughter wanted to bake with me today. Here’s the cake she designed vs. the cake that I made for her.
A drawing of a three-tiered cake with rainbow candy along its layers. It has a cute face on the top. A small  pile of cake with white icing smeared in clumps sits on a small blue plate. There are a few bare spots where the attempted funfetti decoration is visible. It’s a travesty, only made worse by being photographed with the original colorful cake drawing. It looks like someone only spent 4 minutes making this cake and not 4 hours.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/08/2025
She got a metal stamp so that she could make wax seals for the tasks.
A folded brown piece of paper with the word “Taskmaster” printed on it. The paper has a red wax seal with an “E” and hexagon stamped into it.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/07/2025
Worth it just for this one panel.
Godzilla, looking back over their shoulder with bared teeth and wide eyes. Godzilla looks pissed.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/07/2025
We’re back (into buying the occasional comic), baby!
The cover of a comic book titled “Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe”. On the cover is a skyscraper-sized bipedal lizard monster (called Godzilla) getting ready to fight a bunch of super heroes.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 12/07/2025
This morning I had a cat, and now I don’t. We knew it was coming, and I’m glad that I got to sit with Zoey like this one more time last night.
A man in his late twenties is sitting on a green couch with a black cat on his lap. The black cat is sitting up the same way as the man, with her paws around his hands. They are both looking at the camera, are very happy, and love each other very much.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 01/07/2025
Welcome to Applebee’s, home of the “Breaking Rock Rita”
A picture of an Applebee’s drink menu with a blue drink that says
‘BREAKING ROCK RITA 7.99
This star-studded margarita combines the smooth smoke of Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston's Dos Hombres Mezcal with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's ultra-premium
Teremana Blanco Tequila, blue curaçao and lime.’
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 14/06/2025
I woke up with a bed head pompadour.
A man with glasses who has messy blonde hair that is sticking up in the front.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 07/06/2025
Keep walking, Neddy.
An illustration of a man walking through a field of yellow flowers. Below the man are the words “Along came Neddy Buttercup, walking forwards, right side up.”

The man has longer, dark brown hair and is wearing a yellow flower hat and a flower outfit made with green sleeves, green pants, pointy brown boots, and oversized yellow flower petals on his torso. He has bright red cheeks, and a slightly vacant, oversized smile. He is leaning back too far as he walks, and his eyes are looking at the tip of his boots.

He looks like he wouldn’t be able to hold a full conversation with you because he’s just thinking about buttercups.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 07/06/2025
A four leaf clover
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 06/06/2025
Ray Liotta’s Private Reserve Honey (made in Scotland) is a fantastic joke.
A bee looking at many jars of honey that all have the same label that reads “Ray Liotta Private Select Honey”. On the label is a picture of a middle-aged man with white skin and short brown hair. The man is Ray Liotta.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 26/05/2025
This coffee shop deserved the rainbow.
A rainbow arching over an open coffee shop that has a sign in the window that says “Red Whale Coffee. Open”

On the sign, the word “Open” is lit in orange neon.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 11/05/2025
I just want to thank that special someone who was always there for me when I needed her, and helped make me the man I am today. Happy Mothra’s day to those who celebrate.
A large orange, yellow, black, and white moth-like Kaiju with her four wings spread as she flies over the silhouette of a city.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 22/03/2025
Playing “My Little Scythe” with my 6 year old is one of my favorite ways to spend a Saturday afternoon.
A board game is set up on a table with its box displayed. The box reads “My Little Scythe” and has a lot of cartoon animals preparing for a fun little war.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 20/03/2025
Fisk having to listen to two different choirs sing two different versions of “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” is an absolute gift from Daredevil.
A bald man is grimacing and sitting at the front of a music class, under a handcrafted sign that says “Mayor Fisk”
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 19/03/2025
An MP3 player that is mostly brown, but with green highlights.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 19/03/2025
Hearing "Slow Motion" for the first time in 18 years. i.giphy.com/ex5i3xPhozed...
An animate gif from Ratatouille where a character flashes back to their childhood.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 24/02/2025
Here’s the excerpt with alt-text.
A picture of a passage from The Return of the King that reads 

“Treebeard gave Gandalf a long look, almost a cunning look, Merry thought. 'Ah!' he said. 'I thought you would come to that. Weary of Orthanc? Very weary at last; but not so weary of his tower as he was weary of my voice. Hoom! I gave him some long tales, or at least what might be thought long in your speech.'

Then why did he stay to listen? Did you go into Orthanc? asked Gandalf.

'Hoom, no, not into Orthanc!' said Treebeard. 'But he came to his window and listened, because he could not get news in any other way, and though he hated the news, he was greedy to have it; and I saw that he heard it all. But I added a great many things to the news that it was good for him to think of. He grew very weary.”
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/02/2025
This CAPTCHA is both impossible and has a very specific "Cats of Christmas" vibe.
A CAPTCHA with the instructions "Click on the image of the animal that this body part belongs to" showing several seagull feet as the body part, and several pictures of cats in santa hats, but no seagull.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/02/2025
My oldest daughter got a jumpsuit with some -prominent- shoulder flair and she looks like the bad guy in Despicable Me 3 (in the best way possible
A child in a jump suit with impressive shoulder flair
The villain from Despicable Me 3 in a purple jumpsuit with large shoulder pads.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 19/02/2025
Your outie gets sad when they think about Muppets in storage.
Ms. Casey from the TV show Severance.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 14/02/2025
“Chemistry Set”
A warning on an alleged chemistry set that says “Not for children under 3yrs. Chemistry Set.”A picture of a glittery tattoo kit with the “Chemistry Set” warning
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 14/02/2025
Pancake Flag
Pancakes arranged like the logo for the punk band Black Flag
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 12/02/2025
Ruby is turning six soon. I got her a pile of new books for me to read to her now, and hopefully for her to read to me in a few years.
Three books in a stack: The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science, The Wild Robot, and Impossible Creatures.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 04/02/2025
Does this kind of look like Fred Flintstone, or am I slowly descending into madness?
Booster seat instructions
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 03/02/2025
Meanwhile, my youngest daughter got into the costumes.
A child dressed as a cow wearing an astronaut helmet backwards.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 31/01/2025
Me, setting the microwave to 70% power
Carmy from “The Bear” cooking something fancy.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 26/01/2025
This wallpaper at the Allentown Art Museum is incredible.
Golden twitter logo surrounded by CCTV cameras
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 23/01/2025
An unrolled pile of toilet paper caused by a 2-year-old’s curiosity.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 05/01/2025
They are beautiful! The songs are set in a different color, with full-color illustrations
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 05/01/2025
I’m finally going to read these.
A photo of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 31/12/2024
Look at this monster we made earlier.
A horrible Mr Potato Head
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 27/12/2024
I finally framed the four and five-leaf clovers that my family found all on the same day in our front yard.
Three four-leaf clovers and one five-leaf clover in frames.
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 15/12/2024
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 01/12/2024
It’s that time of year.
The song “Linus and Lucy” on repeat
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Eric Steele @iamericsteele.com · 16/11/2024
I appreciate the description of @m1onlover.bsky.social
Moon lover’s profile
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