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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle

@iacoguy.bsky.social
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Guy who knows about plants, still trying to figure out people. One of the original leaders in The War on Christmas. I am the damnedest creature. Brat prince.

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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 7h
Q: "How did you get so cynical?" A: By having been an alive person with a functioning brain since the 80s when Republicans began dismantling this country to sell off for parts. That's how.
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 7h
He says this before the midterm. Let's watch what happens after.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
This photo says everything about why Trump keeps hiring unqualified worshipful young women (who look like his daughter)
Pic of Trump boarding Marine One with Natalie and Katie absolutely beaming at him
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We need a monorail!
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Elon Musk is a literal Nazi, my idiot
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Only buying an obscene amount of party blow would jinx it
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot dog!
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apple or cherry?
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They must be so embarrassed! Showing up at the beach with the exact same outfit.
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm building a blue Jay and magpie army. The crows aren't in my neighborhood.
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm glad Jessica got to do her best "KNOTTY PINE" another time. This season is mostly miss tho. #AHS
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, they're just sweats with a fancy name
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read housepants and still nodded
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leaked audio of Ken Paxton revealing he wants to cut programs like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid: “Making some reasonable cuts to mandatory spending… Suck it up.”
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EXACTLY
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you by any strong magnets/or magneto?
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have faith in you
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been 1/4 of the way through Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for 30 years.
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@theauthorguy.bsky.social I thought of you when I took this earlier. He can't decide if I'm safe enough yet to come down and get the peanuts but he knows he can intimidate me back inside with his stare down.
Local squirrel staring me down from his perch.
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And with that the awards show honoring best television shows will no longer be on… television
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's v v good
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every. Single. Morning.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert Dies, Was Somehow Not Dead This Whole Time by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Dennis Hastert Dies, Was Somehow Not Dead This Whole Time
Well, time to do some research about his life.
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Lisa Rowe 🏳️‍🌈 @txvoodoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sharing this again. Healthwise, I'm most worried about diabetes meds, specifically insulin. There are other financial concerns as well. I'm a year short of medicare as of today. #MutualAid
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got my email today as well and can't wait.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises
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Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Dude wrote one of the most brutally accurate takedowns of modern American civic life that I’ve ever read.
Americans are, of course, the most thoroughly and passively indoctrinated people on earth. They know next to nothing as a rule about their own history, or the histories of other nations, or the histories of the various social movements that have risen and fallen in the past, and they certainly know little or nothing of the complexities and contradictions comprised within words like "socialism" and "capitalism." Chiefly, what they have been trained not to know or even suspect is that, in many ways, they enjoy far fewer freedoms, and suffer under a more intrusive centralized state, than do the citizens of countries with more vigorous social-democratic institutions. This is at once the most comic and most tragic aspect of the excitable alarm that talk of social democracy or democratic socialism can elicit on these shores. An enormous number of Americans have been persuaded to believe that they are freer in the abstract than, say, Germans or Danes precisely because they possess far fewer freedoms in the concrete. They are far more vulnerable to medical and financial crisis, far more likely to receive inadequate health coverage, far more prone to irreparable insolvency, far more unprotected against predatory creditors, far more subject to income inequality, and so forth, while effectively paying more in tax (when one figures in federal, state, local, and sales taxes, and then compounds those by all the expenditures that in this country, as almost nowhere else, their taxes do not cover). One might think that a people who once rebelled against the mightiest empire on earth on the principle of no taxation without representation would not meekly accept taxation without adequate government services. But we accept what we have become used to, I suppose. Even so, one has to ask, what state apparatus in the
"free" world could be more powerful and tyrannical than the one that taxes its citizens while providing no substantial civic benefits in return, solely in order to enrich a p…
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Promise?
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taylor getting something good tonight
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And yet he has horrible dialogue
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He has either a horrible imagination or awful coaches telling him what to say
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still have mine
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And Republicans are rapists, felons, pedophiles, and enablers. And it's "SONS OF BITCHES" tyvm
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder how much that cost them
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think we should just ask every republican candidate the same question; "Was WW2 worth winning or was Hitler right?"
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my greatest skills is the ability to chug. Literally just pour a few back and I'm good to go
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But what if they can't call because their husband is right there?
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darling
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Breakfast wine
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't read tone in texts. And once it starts going downhill it's hard to stop
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After the 3rd glass, it doesn't taste too bad, ya know?
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Seems like there's no time between lotteries anymore"
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pickles in the potato salad
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ask Josh about hot dogs
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michael Scott's Uncontrollable Laughter
Alt: Michael Scott's Uncontrollable Laughter
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Climbing over the wall
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Artistformerlyknownaskrystle @iacoguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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2020 Dream
Alt: Pamela Ewing openingshower door to her dead husband Bobby
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