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Hyperguyver

@hyperguyver.bsky.social
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Dad and occasional speedrunner. I hang on Twitch from time to time. twitch.tv/hyperguyver Don't be an asshole or a bigot. He/Him

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Timeline cleanser 🧽
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
giving $10 to a rich asshole to receive $1 in return is trickle down economics summed up in one 2 minute video
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price…
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11
Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All
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rob mahurin @robtasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
domo arigato
vegan gelato
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Dee 🦋 @iamstillwithher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The sitting president of the United States got his accounts closed for money laundering and its barely news 🤯
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ken continues to show that he is a good guy and on the right side here. I'm also glad to see him call out the cowards on the left side of the aisle. They aren't doing enough to protect the rights of our Trans brothers and sisters and all those inbetween.
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is me every time I don't order buffalo wings. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights. The fact that Thomas, who never actually writes anything with these decisions, decides to add his own two cents to the opinion just to double down on the anti-trans bigotry is despicable.
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Joe Sondow @joesondow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The AI bubble as an interpretive dance
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just started playing Raccoin @raccoingame.bsky.social , and was shocked that the percentage on this acheivment isn't WAY closer to 100%. Are people just quitting after the tutorial?
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is awesome!
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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dune Cat Budget Version
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Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 13/05/2026
'Go To SAG, Get A Bunch Of Guys Together': Kevin Nash Urges WWE Stars To Unionize wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/sag...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/05/2026
This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 11/05/2026
WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."
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High-strength, multi-mode processable bamboo molecular bioplastic enabled by solvent-shaping regulation - Nature Communications
Bioplastics derived from biomass show promise as sustainable alternatives to petrochemical plastics, but their adoption is hindered by their inferior mechanical properties and processability. Here, th...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores…
Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My doctor loves to tell jokes to lighten the mood. "You need to get more exercise." "You need to eat smaller portions and look at the ingredients for added sugar." Lady, you are hilarious.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026
Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene theonion.com/family-watching-movie-…
Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Democratic senators: It's time to draw a line in the sand. A nominee for Attorney General will soon come before you. Make the confirmation process about releasing ALL of the Epstein files (without redactions) and prosecuting the Epstein class. (1/2)
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using g with no explanation.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just a lot of people exercising. *Exercising their 1st amendment rights *Exercising to lose the dead weight #nokings
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokingstempe Get down here. You are not alone, the majority want this regime gone. @indivisible.org
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/03/2026
If you think No Kings is too vague or insufficiently radical, I sincerely encourage you to go to your local No Kings rally tomorrow and hand out flyers/zines to recruit folks to your org/cause. It's a perfect recruitment event! Thousands of people eager to DO STUFF! Get out there!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc…
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yeah this is the one
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
More sitting members of Congress need to call this out. Just putting rules on the books for ICE/CBP isn't going to work because they won't follow them, and there isn't a mechanism in place to enforce those rules.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@gallego.senate.gov Please do not give in and let the shutdown end with nothing. The Republicans deserve to own this and we should not let them off and not get actual concessions on the repeal of the ACA subsidies at least.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We have friends everywhere
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
When I went to the bar at the World Series game and ordered a double, this is not what I meant.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/10/2025
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-nex…
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN
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Hyperguyver @hyperguyver.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My girls keep calling it Cake Pop Demon Hunters, and I've decided to stop correcting them.
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