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Jeff Hutchins

@hutchybear.bsky.social
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Recovering video game developer 🎃 Seattle

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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been hired every time I brought coffee to the interview.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"I fucking dare you to eat this delicious meal"
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
(Gal Gadot voice) This is Gal Gadot to Major Tom
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I honestly believe that a lot of our political problems are downstream from the fact that our journalists are total cowards.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Majesty.
Topher the Ragdoll looking very puffy. His whiskers are enormous.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Warning! Mossflower Country is dangerous, and your inventory is at risk! Return to Redwall Abbey or a Friendly Territory to keep your inventory.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They should let Danny DeVito play Hercule Poirot.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
MORE
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Jeff Hamilton @jeffhamilton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
making video games
"i just need to get through this week" meme but about sprints
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They actually make you do this before you're allowed to move here
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Guess how I just found this post!
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Why do they keep naming tech companies after stuff that Gandalf wants to destroy?
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Endtroducing
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Unblocking everyone as Christmas dispensation
Opening the door to Blighttown in Dark Souls
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
that is a stick, you are supposed to hold it
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
tfw you open your dashboard for the first time after the producers reorganized everything again
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Sinners (Coogler, 2025):
A shot from The Simpsons episode "The Day the Violence Died." Itchy the mouse encounters an Irish stereotype in a black-and-white New York landscape. "Look out Itchy, he's Irish!" Milhouse says.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Socrates: wonder is the beginning of wisdom.. Me: yeah, why don't you socra tes nuts Aristophanes: (angrily) open your mind before your mouth Me: how about you aristoph an es nuts
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Sinners AND Conclave AND Skeletá in one week. My little heart is gonna explode.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This game kicks ass btw
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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
River City Girls is currently free on the Epic Game Store!
River City Girls is currently freethat's goodit is only free on the epic game store
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Maquinaria del Somni @witchunic.moe · 14/04/2025
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
leaving a 2-hour work meeting to which i contributed nothing
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I have decided that Monster Hunter should have airplanes, but they should be like this and made out of monster parts.
Old-ass bi-plane
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I miss my friend @tane.us !
Brian gave me a kilogram of pancake mix with a Trobbler drawn on it. The Trobbler is saying "Jeff" in cursive. I do not know why.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 28/03/2025
When societal norms take a singular form, that's a more
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 28/03/2025
I've been talking openly about it for almost two years, but it's a bit more real now... Eldritch 2 is coming! Please wishlist it on Steam, and share this post. store.steampowered.com/app/2279280/...
Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player faces a fishperson in a dungeon.Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player faces a cultist leader in a dungeon.Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player attacks a fishperson outside a dungeon.Screenshot of Eldritch 2: the first-person player sneaks near a cultist in a dungeon.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh so now you're saying it's illegal for the boys to have a group chat
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Sounds like NY have fixed all their actual problems and are moving on to other things
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
shit lately feels like a constant internal weighing of the scales between "i wouldnt wish harm on anyone" and "the only reasonable outcome is for this person to be eaten by large ants"
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How does he get his face to do this?
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
beyond the delights of violence www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: This is identified as FOLIAXOR: BEYOND THE DELIGHTS OF VIOLENCE and that it is "Emulated by Tom McHenry" implying that we're seeing a classic video game. Sure enough, there's a drawing of a turtle man with a machine gun blowing up an enemy and jumping onto a platform. Perhaps the turtle man is named "Foliaxor," perhaps that is the name of the planet or realm. TURTLE MAN: "The unspoken dream of keep doing what you love and the money will come."
PANEL 2: The turtle man's gun switches to "Tri-Shot" mode where it shoots in three directions at once. The turtle man shoots more enemies. TURTLE MAN: "And the money never comes so the love-doing is resented, or the love changes and the money stops coming."
PANEL 3: There is a level-up screen where the player can select their next bonus. The options include: Hunter's Perception - More gems per combo kill; Countenance of Fear - Enemy attack speed down 10%; Adagio for Plasma - Damage counter up 5% Fire; and Unlock with Paid Version. TURTLE MAN: "Two paths to being joyless and broke."
PANEL 4: The turtle man is crouched behind a crate throwing a grenade at a turtleman riding a motorcyle with mounted machine gun. TURTLE MAN: "The ego is a toy for pursuing external validation. This game is a toy for pursuing gems."
PANEL 5: The turtle man jumps up on the crate and machine guns the grenade-damaged motorcycle turtle. TURTLE MAN: "Pursuing acceptance is like sprinting to give yourself the chance to stand still."
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
forgot i made this
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Me opening the news every fucking morning
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
HEREDITARY (2018) DP: Pawel Pogorzelski Dir: Ari Aster #OnePerfectShot
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Come Mister Pastaman, give me bucatini
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It's been a weird month.
Youtube Music revealing that I have been listening to old Nine Inch Nail, Katatonia, as well as Jean Kayak and His Acme Applejack from Hundreds of Beavers.
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
David Lynch 😭
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Nessa ✨ @nessathewriter.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
feeling like this today
A little felt mouse with a hat and pruning sheers and a boysenberry with the title "I am plagued by concepts"
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When Art the Clown just pulls out a gun, I feel that. I can't bring my A game every day either, as much as I wish I could. Sometimes it's all you can do to just get it done. Be kind and show grace to yourself during these times.
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The mini games anthology that I helped organize for the Ann Arbor District Library for the city's bicentennial is out. Featuring a puzzle game by @flyovergames.bsky.social, game boy game by @itsmelilyv.bsky.social, and point-and-click adventure by me aadl.org/drchasegames
the logo for the city's bicentennial, showing a map of the cityside view of bearded guy in front of a house3 stacks of colored booksdr chase in his room saying "Ah, another new morning"
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Jeff Hutchins @hutchybear.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
How do I make the Discover feed stop sprinkling diaper furry hentai into the mix?
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
You're not truly a grown-up until it's Christmas and you're glad someone gave you socks.
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