Reposted by hurtdeer 🦌Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person. 440895
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Probably should've noticed the Venetian snares title ran over. Lol. It's covering "F# A# Infinity". I actually wanted to put "Moya" there but I guess EPs aren't real formative collections of music 000
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im liking silent hill townfall a lot so far. still honestly it's a bit disappointing that the lead character is american. They should have gone all in on untillegible Scottish and Northern English accents. Cowards 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Considering this film is still in the cinema it's very delightful to think that someone bought a ticket just so he could count the use of the word and put it on tv tropes 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to my leftist trans cokeheads who still won't let me finish a sentence. I see you 061
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's a shame that a common slur I see towards Tommy Robinson and Danny Tommo et al. Is that they're cokeheads. I've been in and around the music industry long enough and I can tell you people can be beaked up assholes without being racist nationalists about it 151
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Proof of the fact I cannot read is that I repeated the phrase "on here" twice, which made my sentence unnecessarily clunky. If i was able to read I would have noticed that 110
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the most popular ways to get a viral tweet on here is to make a post riffing on whatever other viral thing everyone is making fun of on here. Sadly I can't do that as I cannot read 150
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have never seen a more ominous "1/3". I did not need another two thirds of this opinion 030
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had an interview with a spelling test once. One with answers like "cat" and "truck". I walked out lol 020
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am looking forward to not going on social media and seeing aggregated slop discussing topics like "fans upset Leon wasn't in it." This online culture war shit is so fucking boring. Have real opinions 020
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Residet Evil (film) slapped. This was a hurtdeer review 141
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The transvesitgation to cannibal corpsevestigation pipeline is real 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Found a transvesitgation page so unhinged that the admin had to clarify they aren't trans in its own group name 130
Reposted by hurtdeer 🦌Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026every day everyone is being yelled at by losers about what moral compromises they need to make, to losers, to win 124147
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026being ill and disorientated is awesome. i love that my default stance is the animation that plays while you're waiting to have a Fatality done to you in MK3 031
Reposted by hurtdeer 🦌residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Giving it a full, Liam Neeson-style WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER every time my 2 year old is playing peekaboo 1153
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i think bluesky is broken i cant see the first 8 posts of this thread 041
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026college radio is a blind spot to me as im not american but am a working dj and musician so finding new music isn't hard. the bit here is about how the internet doesn't facilitate that nearly as fluidly as me finding out about some dipshit. i love explaening joke's 110
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026becoming a new kind of conspiracy truther where i insist this is actually the government testing out making video game-style object placing real 020
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the internet is amazing . i mean its still hard to find new music but at least its extremely easy to find out about a person with horrible opinions i never wanted to hear about 2256
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the WOKE ATHIESTS want us to say "happy holidays" but to me i will ALWAYS say happy 9/11!!!! happy 9/11 everyone!!!!! 040
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i hate it when things are made that arent made for me!! hate it!!! fuck this world!!!! i wish my dad didndt leave when i was 6 years old!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!! 020
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i mostly enjoy seeing nintendo announce something like a new metroid and in between everyone posting "METROID!!!!" "WOOOOOOO" etc, theres always someone like "GanonShadow11: nto openg world zelde . nobody cares" 120
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i love watching nintendo direct youtube live because it truly is a crucible for the most deranged possible reactions 130
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[taking a huge hit of mescaline and suddenly awakening to the music that's on] oh my god... Backstreet IS back 000
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can't commit to the bit I started. That's too grossly fascinating. Parasites huh 020
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*sitting in that machine that taught Neo kung-fu and suddenly jolting to life* I've just read the worst Reddit posts of all time 120
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wow this stupid joke is how I find out that bluesky does little postscript numbers to show a thread's length. No thank you. Don't make my posts look like one of those boring mic drop threads people do. I'm just here to make a pee joke 030
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thought I was anti immigration but after some soul searching I realised I'm just terrified of small boats. How small are they?? Can I even see them?? Have I been drinking them unknowingly?? 151
Reposted by hurtdeer 🦌gokunaruto65.bsky.social @gokunaruto65.bsky.social · 03/09/2026nvidia should invent a technology that gives gannondorf a fat nasty hog 051
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I immediately couldn't see the appeal of boarding school as escapism. That's just a weird place to want to be 110
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Middle aged being too old is fascinating in its own way. Got bored, no Denise Richard's anymore 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Obviously I'd prefer she wasn't a terf. But if she has to be she's at least given me the gift of making my subjective opinion become objective 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's important to recognise privilege. And mine is that I always thought harry potter was dog shit and therefore having a moral reason to not like it is incredibly convenient 2153
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ironically I do care because his sexuality is surprisingly interesting 100
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One interesting thing about me: [Sitting and staring at this tinder question for an 20 minutes] I have diabetes [Staring for another 10 minutes] Type 1 250
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Playing in Bristol in a few weeks both as myself and with my band Krest the Best. That's what I'm doing. Go to it or break my heart unforgivably hdfst.uk/e161439 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026No!! That's like going to a urinal and looking down while weeing and seeing a picture of yourself floating in there!! 010
hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Handling my depression by dodgerolling. With well timed use of the iframes you can mitigate the bombardment of inadequacy 040