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The cunt's still not here but assured me via text at four pm that he's "still definitely coming today." It's now half five. Am I being had over..?

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Gill's gonna get a double tonne here. And there are still 13 overs left of the 50. Ridiculous stuff. #TheCricket

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I've worked with countless City fans over the years who conveniently forgot that they spent the entirety of Fergie's reign at Utd accusing them of "buying the title" about 30 seconds after the Abu Dhabi oil money arrived. My laughter is directed squarely at them.

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City fan on the verge of tears on SSN right now as she blows smoke up Guardiola's arse. Delicious.

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Heard a couple of times now: "There's no need to strip them of their titles, because the damage is done now & they're already tarnished." Erm...nah, fuck that.

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Jamie Carragher just now on SSN: "Manchester City have been a great club for hundreds of years." Does anyone really benefit from hearing this bell-end's opinion on anything? He should've been shunned when he gobbed at that kid & her dad.

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SSN now reporting that City have been found guilty "of all charges", so what happened to the 115th one?

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Just reading a few responses from Greens on here to Burnham's speech, mainly on Polanski's feed. The Corbyinista entryists really are in charge over there, aren't they..? Claims that would make your average Lower VIth political debater wince...🤣

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Didn't really watch Burnham's speech but both Beff Rigby & Rat Boy Mason appear gutted, so that'll do for me.

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Andy Burnham: "The UK will put AI at the centre of what we do & we will be world leaders in its development & application." AB (40 seconds later): "We are the party of working class aspiration & we will bring hope back to those communities." Er...you can't do both, mate.

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Why is there no cricket on? Where's the cricket? I demand cricket...

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GwedLid (Fisto to my mates) @gwedlid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BBC Breakfast twat "Marco Rubio says they were deffo terrorists but our plod have released them. All quite confusing, isn't it?" (turns to screen showing reporter in Fairford) "Yes, John...it is." (proceeds to repeat Rubio's claims) No it's fucking not. Rubio's full of shit. Report that, twat.

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Someone's done a remix of Mike Parry's cinnamon challenge from years ago and it's quite frankly incredible.

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"snack-cum-supper" Is this something posh people do behind closed doors? And does it involve chucking your car keys into a glass bowl?

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Now's there's a first. I is genuinely a bit stunned...

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My Bert mate who's always pretty level-headed reckons the whole thing will collapse if/when it goes to court b/c it will expose the Prem's draconian restrictive finance practices to proper scrutiny & it could well herald the end of the Prem as we know it & the real winners will be Newcastle.

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Now, I'm no counter-terrorism expert, but... ...even I know that you don't bail suspects in cases like this if there's even the teeny weeniest chance they are, in fact, a bunch of tooled up jihadi types with vans full of C4.

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The way Beff Rigby speaks makes my fucking teeth itch. Just talk properly, you sad shite.

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Just spoken to our builder over in Spain. I sent him a key for the second house so he can start work on that one & he's tells me he's been charged 32 euros import tax by the Spanish authorities. Cost pre-Brexit..? Zero. Cheers, Nige...ya frog-faced cunt.

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Massive play on 3rd & Long. Well done, guys. #HTTC #Commanders

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Straight up racist that sucker was, simple and plain. Mother fuck him and John Wayne.

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I've Gotta Be Me - Sammy Davis Jr.

Fucking class, this. He had a shit early life but dropped lucky enough to get a shot in a society weighted against him.) And then fought through the bullshit to make it all work. For him... (He knew the racists were in charge but made it work for him. Kudos.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXYn...

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YouTube video by The Official Sammy Davis Jr.

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I pay these cunts 10 quid a month for their "Premium" service. Fuck me, modern life's shit. (I've got YouTube open on one device by the way. This one.)

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Love #Reacher. Read all the books. Alan Ritchson's perfectly casted as the main guy. Saw the trailer for #Neagly & thought "Ooh, yes...have some of that." Absolute dogshit. FFS...for the love of god, please stop wringing every last drop of marketability out of these ideas. Not happy.

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Had to mute a couple of accounts on here today. City deserve fucking over all this but there really isn't any need to post about what an absolute bunch of cunts they are *every 20 minutes*. We get it. Just chill out & laugh at them.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fucking useless. At everything. This is what happens when you don't hold convictions about *anything* & spend all your time calculating the blandest response possible designed to keep everybody onside & which you hope doesn't piss anybody off.

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Man City fans running back to the clubs they supported before 2012.

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